fast food stories

 
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one time bit down on a fuking tooth in my clam chowder(definitely not my tooth). I gagged it out and tossed it under the table, never told anyone until years later


 
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I don't know what any of these places are


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Pizza Pizza
Ive got several stories.

>be me
>work at McDs cus broke and cant land anything else
>working the till upfront in the morning
>dude walks up, orders a small coffee
>"give me 8 creams and 5 sugars"
>kkk
>give his coffee with his sugar and cream
>he comes back
>he's pissed
>rants about how his coffee isnt hot
>... bruh you got 8 creams in that shit, of course it isnt hot
>dont actually say that, pour another coffee
>make sure he see's that the coffee pot is freshly made
>give him his cream and sugar
>mfw he actually comes back 30 seconds later
>"my coffee still isnt hot"
>dude is being a massive twat
>bring the coffee pot to the counter
>pour his coffee on the counter, so he can see the steam rise
>put his cream and sugar in the coffee
>send him on his merry way
>mfw I watch him taste his coffee
>mfw I know its cold cus god damn, 8 creams?
>mfw as I watched his face as his stupidity dawned on him


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Pizza Pizza
around the same time, I landed a job at taco bell, so I worked McDs in the morning, and then TB in the afternoon. It was shit, but payed rent.

>Chilling at taco bell, working drive through
>there are several lard buckets working there as well
>one of them in particular was ugly as sin
>crooked af teeth that were yellow
>her face was just plain and simple ugly
>oval glasses
>oval body
>dandruff  on her shoulders every day
>w/e
>so yeah, working the drive though with lard bucket
>theres something that reeks in the drive thru area
>takes me 5 minutes to realize its her
>oh the humanity
>idk what was up with her that day, it wasnt gas, it was too constant
>dunno what it was with her that day, dont wanna know
>she knew
>shit was awkward af and I didnt dare laugh because she was a manager


 
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I got food poisoning once from eating at Carl's Jr.

Never ate there again.


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One time I bought a Burrito from this lil' Mexican stall in Burwood Westfield and it was by far the best meal I've ever had in my life. Only costed $11 even though the quality was 5 stars, shame the place closed down in 2011.


 
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The Rage....
>be me
>crew at McDonald's
>work in a high volume restaurant in the Mexican/Nigger part of town
>beaner comes to drive thru
>holy fuck I couldn't understand him through the fucking shitty microphone headset
>he orders some frappe
>finish the offer and store it
>he stays the fucking lane
>now the bastard wants fries
>ok
>"are the fries the same as a frappe?"
>no they're fries

What the fuck


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I ate fast food once



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Went to find five guys. Got a great burger and s bag full of fries. A literal bag full of fries.