The fox is a clever beast, famously outsmarting human and animal rivals in ancient fables, recent movies and a current Top 10 song. Humanity's relationship with the fox has long been balanced between bemused tolerance and "let's shoot them for fun and raise them in cages, for fur." But there are abundant signs that the foxes have had quite enough of people, and are making coordinated global moves to take over civilization.The United States corporate-government axis has two headquarters, one at the White House in the shuttered District of Columbia, and the other in Silicon Valley at Facebook's campus. Both locations have fallen to wild foxes.As the weak and diseased American government falls apart, the once-pristine White House grounds have become wild and overgrown, with squirrels brazenly raiding the first lady's prized garden and a single satisfied fox burrowed within striking distance of the president himself.In California, an entire family of sinister foxes live on the Facebook campus, their presence welcomed by the company's highly paid data spies and even praised by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. Unmolested, the foxes have learned the language and habits of their human hosts. They don't need to sneak around or break their way inside one of the world's most powerful corporations, because they've been welcomed onto the property.
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Scientists have learned that the fox, unlike any other wild animal, possesses the ability to quickly learn the ways of people. There is something in the fox that allows it to almost instantly domesticate—within a few generations of the fast-breeding fox, the kits are experts in the manipulation of humans. "These results suggest that sociocognitive evolution has occurred in the experimental foxes," Harvard anthropologists wrote in a 2005 paper on the astounding cognitive leaps of this fast-evolving animal.
are you an evolved fox
This is too b list for even a si-fi Chanel movie.
Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 31, 2015, 05:42:08 AMThis is too b list for even a si-fi Chanel movie.sci-fi*:^3
I fucking knew it.
Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 05:51:05 AMQuote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 31, 2015, 05:42:08 AMThis is too b list for even a si-fi Chanel movie.sci-fi*:^3noThe network is pronounced "see-fee" now.
The Chinese will eat you first.
Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 31, 2015, 06:19:44 AMThe Chinese will eat you first.The foxes will eat the Chinese first
Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 06:23:23 AMQuote from: FatherlyNick on August 31, 2015, 06:19:44 AMThe Chinese will eat you first.The foxes will eat the Chinese firstNo no no no!The Chinese will eat the foxes first.
Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 31, 2015, 06:25:20 AMQuote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 06:23:23 AMQuote from: FatherlyNick on August 31, 2015, 06:19:44 AMThe Chinese will eat you first.The foxes will eat the Chinese firstNo no no no!The Chinese will eat the foxes first.The foxes are ahead of the game, you'll see...
Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 06:27:43 AMQuote from: FatherlyNick on August 31, 2015, 06:25:20 AMQuote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 06:23:23 AMQuote from: FatherlyNick on August 31, 2015, 06:19:44 AMThe Chinese will eat you first.The foxes will eat the Chinese firstNo no no no!The Chinese will eat the foxes first.The foxes are ahead of the game, you'll see...They'll gobble them up with chopsticks, WITH CHOPSTICKS I TELL YOU!
A furry's paradise.
Guys their involving
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
but foxes look down on furries like japaneses look down on lowly gaijins
Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 08:15:26 AMbut foxes look down on furries like japaneses look down on lowly gaijinsSo do a gaijin smash and correct their mentality.
Fast-Evolving Foxes Prepare To Wipe Out Humanity
