Failed Mail Delivery

Kitsune 狐 · December 29, 2015, 01:35:22 PM

So Das will get a kick out of this since he calls me fat all the time. I went to my front office today to go pick up the thigh master that I ordered in the mail. When the lady came out with the package I noticed it had been opened, but didn't think much of it since it came from China and I know that those packages are manually checked from time to time. So I drive to work and look inside and it's a fucking box of choclates that say "Perishable! Refridgerate immediately!" on it and I'm just like hold up what the actual fuck?! So I check the packaging tracking I.D with the product and sure enough they match. So not only did I not get the exercise equipment I ordered, but they sent me a SPOILED box of chocolates. Lesson learned: China is filed with little trolls that want to keep Americans from exercising. Lmao.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · December 29, 2015, 01:45:09 PM

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R o c k e t · December 29, 2015, 01:46:13 PM

DEM CHINESE BE TROLLIN

challengerX · December 29, 2015, 01:47:42 PM

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Kitsune 狐 · December 29, 2015, 02:01:40 PM

Quote from: challengerX on December 29, 2015, 01:47:42 PM

What is a thigh master

I used to have one before but it broke.

Septy · December 29, 2015, 02:06:22 PM

I think they were actually trying to send a message

Spoiler

Don't ban me

Naru · December 29, 2015, 02:49:26 PM

Huh.. I never got anything wrong from China

Kitsune 狐 · December 29, 2015, 03:39:13 PM

Quote from: Septy on December 29, 2015, 02:06:22 PM

I think they were actually trying to send a message

Spoiler
Don't ban me

>.>

Mr. Psychologist · December 29, 2015, 05:13:06 PM

call me a weeb if you like

but when i ordered something from grorious nippon, they put a little rabbit keychain and a sweet in it along with a piece of paper that said 'have a wonderful day'

when i ordered something from china it took a month to arrive and the parcel was buggered, luckily it still worked but like

fuck china

japan stronk

Batch · December 29, 2015, 05:18:33 PM

Fucking ate my cat....

Aether · December 29, 2015, 06:48:33 PM

That why I don't order anything from any online vendor unless they're backed by some sort of reputation, whether it's reviews, a rating system, or even just plain word of mouth.

XSEAN · December 29, 2015, 06:50:46 PM

Well played China

RomanGladiator · December 29, 2015, 06:57:24 PM

Why'd you want to make your thighs smaller as opposed to larger?

Girl of Mystery · December 29, 2015, 06:59:08 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on December 29, 2015, 06:57:24 PM

Why'd you want to make your thighs smaller as opposed to larger?

seriously leave

Jim · December 29, 2015, 07:00:35 PM

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Jim · December 29, 2015, 07:00:54 PM

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RomanGladiator · December 29, 2015, 07:04:44 PM

Quote from: Jim on December 29, 2015, 07:00:35 PM

Use my face as a thigh master instead please.

Jim · December 29, 2015, 07:06:17 PM

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RomanGladiator · December 29, 2015, 07:18:53 PM

Quote from: Jim on December 29, 2015, 07:06:17 PM

Piss off Roman she's mine

Fight ya for her mate. Doubt she wants an inexperienced virgin that couldn't please her

Jim · December 29, 2015, 07:21:14 PM

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Jim · December 29, 2015, 07:21:48 PM

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RomanGladiator · December 29, 2015, 07:23:40 PM

Quote from: Jim on December 29, 2015, 07:21:14 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on December 29, 2015, 07:18:53 PM
Quote from: Jim on December 29, 2015, 07:06:17 PM
Piss off Roman she's mine
Fight ya for her mate. Doubt she wants an inexperienced virgin that couldn't please her
She needs a strong male with beautiful forearms and a voice that can move mountains.

A gay turbonerd with no prospects in life is not going to be able to handle those thighs.

I'm only gay for Jon Hamm, asshole. Literally would suck his cock.

Jim · December 29, 2015, 07:24:44 PM

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Girl of Mystery · December 29, 2015, 07:26:22 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on December 29, 2015, 07:18:53 PM

Quote from: Jim on December 29, 2015, 07:06:17 PM
Piss off Roman she's mine
Fight ya for her mate. Doubt she wants an inexperienced virgin that couldn't please her

i doubt she wants someone who cries on the internet and drinks himself to sleep after stalking women

RomanGladiator · December 29, 2015, 07:28:59 PM

Quote from: Lemnator on December 29, 2015, 07:26:22 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on December 29, 2015, 07:18:53 PM
Quote from: Jim on December 29, 2015, 07:06:17 PM
Piss off Roman she's mine
Fight ya for her mate. Doubt she wants an inexperienced virgin that couldn't please her
i doubt she wants someone who cries on the internet and drinks himself to sleep after stalking women

I've moved on, I already had a date with someone last night.

Girl of Mystery · December 29, 2015, 07:30:05 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on December 29, 2015, 07:28:59 PM

Quote from: Lemnator on December 29, 2015, 07:26:22 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on December 29, 2015, 07:18:53 PM
Quote from: Jim on December 29, 2015, 07:06:17 PM
Piss off Roman she's mine
Fight ya for her mate. Doubt she wants an inexperienced virgin that couldn't please her
i doubt she wants someone who cries on the internet and drinks himself to sleep after stalking women
I've moved on, I already had a date with someone last night.

And now we wait for next weeks thread

Jim · December 29, 2015, 07:30:11 PM

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RomanGladiator · December 29, 2015, 07:31:12 PM

Quote from: Jim on December 29, 2015, 07:30:11 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on December 29, 2015, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: Lemnator on December 29, 2015, 07:26:22 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on December 29, 2015, 07:18:53 PM
Quote from: Jim on December 29, 2015, 07:06:17 PM
Piss off Roman she's mine
Fight ya for her mate. Doubt she wants an inexperienced virgin that couldn't please her
i doubt she wants someone who cries on the internet and drinks himself to sleep after stalking women
I've moved on, I already had a date with someone last night.
Wow, what, Kitsune isn't good enough for you?

You make me sick.

I don't even know what she looks like.

Jim · December 29, 2015, 07:32:15 PM

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Naru · December 29, 2015, 07:33:37 PM

I want her corset. Well.. I like corsets