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>Forget to tell me that a bunch of alcoholic pedophiles are going to be in my house
>Come downstairs to have my mom fix me chicken nuggets
>There's a whole roasted pig on the table and these assholes are using my forks and Star Wars cups to drink poison out of
>Scream at the top of my lungs that they need to fucking stop, those glasses arent meant to be drunk out of
>Some old asshole who hired my dad kinda smirks and asks me how I've been
>Knock his plate out of his hand and spit in his drink
>Dad tells me to cut it out and I need to run to the liquor store and buy some more beer
>Ive got it right here for you dad!
>Pull down my pajamas and start pissing in the punch bowl
>Piss all over the gross pig and in the potato salad
>Moms whore friend grabs my arm and tells me to stop
>turn around and spray diarrhea all over her stupid wedding dress costume thing
>Everyone gags and starts leaving
>Mom helping her friend
>Make me my nuggets mom! Fucking do it now!
>She starts to cry and opens the freezer while my dad starts pulling up his resume

Thats what you get for coming to my house on nugget night. And EVERY NIGHT is nugget night.


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