Ever been hit on by a gay dude?

Ian · May 23, 2017, 08:40:17 PM

If you're gay, ever been hit on by a straight person?

This one guy at the eye doctor a few years ago would keep telling me "You have pretty blue eyes" whenever I was waiting for my results (they're always 20/20.

Haven't gone since but according to my mom and sister that guy isn't there anymore. I still see fine so there's no reason for me to go still.

Aether · May 23, 2017, 08:43:34 PM

A few times, actually.

May 23, 2017, 08:43:54 PM

I was hit on by the police after I called the officer sexy. He told me to keep my clothes on and to maintain the distance.

Azumarill · May 23, 2017, 08:46:27 PM

i was at taco bell once and the guy who took my order disappeared. not unusual, but then his coworker came to the window and asked me if i was gay or bi because the dude who took my order wanted to ask me out on a date. he wasnt my type and im not into sexual relationships with people w/ penises anyway so i just kinda awkwardly said nah and drove off.

Ian · May 23, 2017, 08:48:08 PM

Was he cute?

Quote from: Azumarill on May 23, 2017, 08:46:27 PM

i was at taco bell once and the guy who took my order disappeared. not unusual, but then his coworker came to the window and asked me if i was gay or bi because the dude who took my order wanted to ask me out on a date. he wasnt my type and im not into sexual relationships with people w/ penises anyway so i just kinda awkwardly said nah and drove off.

Azumarill · May 23, 2017, 08:49:10 PM

i barely remember what he looked like but i didnt think he was cute.

Ian · May 23, 2017, 08:50:26 PM

Was he fat?

Quote from: Azumarill on May 23, 2017, 08:49:10 PM

i barely remember what he looked like but i didnt think he was cute.

(((Fun_Timer))) · May 23, 2017, 08:50:47 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on May 23, 2017, 08:46:27 PM

i was at taco bell once and the guy who took my order disappeared. not unusual, but then his coworker came to the window and asked me if i was gay or bi because the dude who took my order wanted to ask me out on a date. he wasnt my type and im not into sexual relationships with people w/ penises anyway so i just kinda awkwardly said nah and drove off.

You still owe me a movie, bucko.

OT: I've only noticed being hit on by a gay dude once. It was at a mall and I was wearing the tightest sweater that could fit over my scrawny frame.

Azumarill · May 23, 2017, 08:51:44 PM

Quote from: Ian on May 23, 2017, 08:50:26 PM

Was he fat?

Quote from: Azumarill on May 23, 2017, 08:49:10 PM
i barely remember what he looked like but i didnt think he was cute.

no

Ian · May 23, 2017, 08:54:07 PM

Shame.

Quote from: Azumarill on May 23, 2017, 08:51:44 PM

no

(((Fun_Timer))) · May 23, 2017, 08:56:20 PM

Tfw Azu literally never answers you back on an agreed-upon movie date that's like 3 years late >:T

DAS B00T x2 · May 23, 2017, 08:59:51 PM

>tfw been hit on by more bear faggots or old dudes than qt 3d female(♂) waifus

feels bad man

Azumarill · May 23, 2017, 09:00:23 PM

Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 23, 2017, 08:56:20 PM

Tfw Azu literally never answers you back on an agreed-upon movie date that's like 3 years late >:T

because it probably isnt ever happening

(((Fun_Timer))) · May 23, 2017, 09:04:47 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on May 23, 2017, 09:00:23 PM

Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 23, 2017, 08:56:20 PM
Tfw Azu literally never answers you back on an agreed-upon movie date that's like 3 years late >:T
because it probably isnt ever happening

(((Fun_Timer))) · May 23, 2017, 09:07:31 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 23, 2017, 08:59:51 PM

>tfw been hit on by more bear faggots or old dudes than qt 3d female(♂) waifus

feels bad man

>3dpd "female" waifus

DAS B00T x2 · May 23, 2017, 09:13:46 PM

Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 23, 2017, 09:07:31 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 23, 2017, 08:59:51 PM
>tfw been hit on by more bear faggots or old dudes than qt 3d female(♂) waifus

feels bad man
>3dpd female waifus

not female
female(♂)

Casper · May 23, 2017, 09:20:27 PM

NO.
but i've been looked at a few times

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 23, 2017, 09:59:27 PM

yeah a few times

i am karjala takaisin · May 23, 2017, 10:22:33 PM

lmao remember when batch made that thread about how some gay dude hit on him and he like threw up or something holy fuck that was hilariously sad

Mmmmm Napalm · May 23, 2017, 10:48:03 PM

No. Granted, I've never been hit on by anybody, period.

Ushan · May 23, 2017, 10:56:54 PM

Yes, once or twice.

Jono · May 23, 2017, 11:24:59 PM

This thread makes me miss hitting on milfs when I used to work cashier

Jive Turkey · May 23, 2017, 11:54:22 PM

More than I can count. They also add me on instagram and Snapchat randomly.

I have a couple close gay homies and if I go to a rave or party with them I'll get hit on by 2-3 without fail. And if they post a picture on social media of us I'll get minimum of 4-5 gay dudes hitting me up on there.

Smh

The Lord Ruler · May 24, 2017, 12:36:25 AM

yeah when i worked at chick fil a the one gay dude that worked cash register would hit on me and always be striking up conversation with me

Zonda · May 24, 2017, 12:44:04 AM

All the fucking time. I chose the wrong sexuality tbh

maverick · May 24, 2017, 01:56:43 AM

Nope. I look too alpha and hetero so they don't even bother.

Dietrich Six · May 24, 2017, 06:49:45 AM

I live in south Florida, so yes.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 24, 2017, 07:10:22 AM

Yeah, several times.

A part of me was tempted to go with it, but another turned them down.

HartBreakerNick

Kitsune 狐 · May 24, 2017, 08:22:34 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 23, 2017, 09:13:46 PM

Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 23, 2017, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 23, 2017, 08:59:51 PM
>tfw been hit on by more bear faggots or old dudes than qt 3d female(♂) waifus

feels bad man
>3dpd female waifus

not female
female(♂)

Das I didn't know you were a curry magnet!!! .O.

Ásgeirr · May 24, 2017, 08:47:03 AM

theyre pretty rare here as far as i know but a few times