I'll be retelling my co-worker's epic story that I heard an hour ago while at work!
Grab your coffee, your security blankets, and take a seat



THERE THEY WERE: in the Best Buy Parking Lot.

My friend and his bro were merrily strolling through the lot, when a fancy car containing 2 douchebags pulled behind them.

"MOVE IT YA FAGGOTS!" they said. And then they happened to park right beside my friend's car.

"That's RIGHT! Talk crap while your in your car, but you won't say JACK when you step outside!" said my friend's brother. Clearly upset about the occurrence.

The 2 douchebags walked into Best Buy; probably intending to buy a new laptop, since they used the other one as a Ping-Pong paddle.


So then my friend and his bro, decided to not let that little spat ruin their day.
They bought a pizza from the shop next to best buy, and ate.
They had half a pizza left.......then my friend had this evil grin come across his face.
Kind of like this:


"Watch this" he says, as he totes the box over to the douchebag's fancy vehicle. Clearly expensive.
As onlookers observed, and the douchebags looked at only the most expensive laptops,
my friend pulled the remaining half pizza out of the box.

And in one.......simple.....motion: the entire remainder of the Pizza ended up on douchebag's windshield.
And that Pizza, was NO ORDINARY PIZZA......


They quickly made their getaway, and had their third brother come to observe the douchebag's reaction.
All I can say was this: there was a lot of door-slamming, swearing, and the faint possibility someone jacked off in anger.

And THAT, was only my first shift at work today
Thanks Josh, you make my day bro.

Im just having a laugh, your reading too much into it.

wow ur such a bad boi

wow ur such a bad boi

wasn't me, it was a friend I work with.
Him and his brother.

what?

I wasn't involved in the story. I was simply telling it.
My friend and his brother were the ones involved.

He told me what happened at work today, and I decided to share it.