Ebola Watchlist/Newstistic Thread (LATEST)

Symptoms start two days to three weeks after contracting the virus, with a fever, sore throat, muscle pain and headaches.

Wow, those symptoms are common enough to make everyone loose their shit.

My brother had to fill out some symptom form when he was coming home from Africa, he said one of the things listed was "bleeding out of every pore in your body".

Yeah, I don't know how you could fill out a form while "bleeding out of every pore on your body."

O shit.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/02/us-health-ebola-usa-idUSKCN0HP2F720141002

Up to 100 could have been infected by the man in Dallas.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/02/us-health-ebola-usa-idUSKCN0HP2F720141002

Up to 100 could have been infected by the man in Dallas.

The end is nigh.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/02/us-health-ebola-usa-idUSKCN0HP2F720141002

Up to 100 could have been infected by the man in Dallas.

Yep.

Hey Tblocks, you got another patient being tested for Ebolar.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/02/us-health-ebola-usa-idUSKCN0HP2F720141002

Up to 100 could have been infected by the man in Dallas.

Yep.

Hey Tblocks, you got another patient being tested for Ebolar.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
Run for the hills!!

http://us.cnn.com/2014/10/15/health/texas-ebola-outbreak/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Second health care worker catches Ebola, there have now been 3 cases of Ebola in the U.S.

http://us.cnn.com/2014/10/15/health/texas-ebola-outbreak/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Second health care worker catches Ebola, there have now been 3 cases of Ebola in the U.S.

Oh fuck.....

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

Great.  I'm going there in a week.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

Shouldn't it be confirmed before you say it is?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

Shouldn't it be confirmed before you say it is?

A physician who recently returned to New York City from West Africa tested positive for the Ebola virus, a law enforcement official tells CNN.

It is confirmed read the headlines.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

Shouldn't it be confirmed before you say it is?

A physician who recently returned to New York City from West Africa tested positive for the Ebola virus, a law enforcement official tells CNN.

It is confirmed read the headlines.

...

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

Ayy.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

Shouldn't it be confirmed before you say it is?

A physician who recently returned to New York City from West Africa tested positive for the Ebola virus, a law enforcement official tells CNN.

It is confirmed read the headlines.

...

The Doctors Without Borders physician who recently returned from West Africa has tested positive for the Ebola virus

Do you want me to quote the article too?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

Ayy.

Isn't it great how this doctor that was treating Ebola patients came back to America and instead of quarantining himself he rides around the largest city in the United States all night and goes on the subway. 

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

Ayy.

Isn't it great how this doctor that was treating Ebola patients came back to America and instead of quarantining himself he rides around the largest city in the United States all night and goes on the subway.

Lovely.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

Ayy.

Isn't it great how this doctor that was treating Ebola patients came back to America and instead of quarantining himself he rides around the largest city in the United States all night and goes on the subway.

Seems like it would be common sense.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html

Ebola is now in New York

Ayy.

Isn't it great how this doctor that was treating Ebola patients came back to America and instead of quarantining himself he rides around the largest city in the United States all night and goes on the subway.

Seems like it would be common sense.

He comes back from treating Ebola patients and even though he feels sick he goes out bowling?

That is so fucked up. It should be common sense to quarantine yourself when you're dealing with a deadly virus and with the fact that you feel sick.

May this thread have life.

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

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you're back!

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

Well posts are automatically locked after 60 days with no activity in them.
Since I'm a monitor (we have locking powers) I thought it deserved a revival.

>caring about Ebola

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

Well posts are automatically locked after 60 days with no activity in them.
Since I'm a monitor (we have locking powers) I thought it deserved a revival.

Now everyone gets to view my incredibly info-flawed thread! xD

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

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you're back!

I hath returned. How long, I do not know.

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

Well posts are automatically locked after 60 days with no activity in them.
Since I'm a monitor (we have locking powers) I thought it deserved a revival.

Now everyone gets to view my incredibly info-flawed thread! xD

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

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you're back!

I hath returned. How long, I do not know.

yay

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

And thus the dead walk among the living.

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

And thus the dead walk among the living.

It's fuckin' great right?

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

And thus the dead walk among the living.

It's fuckin' great right?

No it isn't! He's going to eat me!

*Puts on battlesuit*

This is one hell of a necrobump ._.

And thus the dead walk among the living.

It's fuckin' great right?

No it isn't! He's going to eat me!

*Puts on battlesuit*

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