>Be a horny fuck all my life
>Ever since I was 12, I have rubbed one out at least once a day, almost every day
>Usually more than twice
>7 years later, 3 weeks ago
>First see Frozen
>Like Elsa a lot, relate to her deeply and think she's beautiful
>A few days after, I realize I have a massive crush on her
>Freak out because she doesn't exist
>Stay calm
>Start taking ice water baths
>Only use cold water when I shower
>Have my hair dyed whiteblonde
>Start wearing makeup (not so much that I look like a drag queen, though)
>Start wearing a skirt when no one's around
>Plan to take singing lessons
>Realize I haven't masturbated in weeks
>Load up some porn and try
>Nothing, can't even get hard
>Try some Elsa R34
>Get hard, but just feel sore when I try to start
>Close the porn, close my eyes, lie back and create the hottest Elsa fantasy I can
>Still nothing

What's going wrong with me?

You might be turning into ingloriouswho.

You might be turning into ingloriouswho.

But I'm not asian

Casper pls

Why does everyone call me Casper? Did I turn into him or something?

Quote from: Numb Digger on December 30, 2014, 04:07:41 PM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on December 30, 2014, 04:06:22 PM

Casper pls

Why does everyone call me Casper? Did I turn into him or something?

The obsession.

Obsession? Oh please.......

Quote from: Numb Digger on December 30, 2014, 04:07:41 PM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on December 30, 2014, 04:06:22 PM

Casper pls

Why does everyone call me Casper? Did I turn into him or something?

The obsession.

Ahem.
<——

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on December 30, 2014, 04:09:49 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on December 30, 2014, 04:07:41 PM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on December 30, 2014, 04:06:22 PM

Casper pls

Why does everyone call me Casper? Did I turn into him or something?

The obsession.

Ahem.
<——

Alright, alright, totes adorbs.

We're going to have to put you down.

Anything but that! Even the dungeon with Kinder sounds better than that!!!!