Today I learned my wife was a magician. She turned the car into a tree.
A mom calls out to her son "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school."The son replies, "Mom I don't want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!"The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"
When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give it lemon-aids.
http://www.bungie.net
Quote from: kush mcgush on July 31, 2014, 05:39:41 PMhttp://www.bungie.netI don't get it?
Quote from: Avatar Korra on July 31, 2014, 05:33:14 PMA mom calls out to her son "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school."The son replies, "Mom I don't want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!"The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"
Quote from: CyberGama on July 31, 2014, 05:57:04 PMQuote from: kush mcgush on July 31, 2014, 05:39:41 PMhttp://www.bungie.netI don't get it? bungies a joke
I'm glad I learned sign language. It's pretty handy.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.
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Quote from: Trojanlord on July 31, 2014, 07:02:33 PMQuote from: Crouton on July 31, 2014, 06:58:41 PM[img=http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/funny-scraps/funny-pictures-41.jpg][/img]I was attempting to resize it :/