Dump your jokes on this thread.

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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
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I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
For people who want to tell jokes, dump it on this thread.



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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
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I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
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Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
Today I learned my wife was a magician. She turned the car into a tree.

MIND = BLOWN


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The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"


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A mom calls out to her son "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school."

The son replies, "Mom I don't want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!"

The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"


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A mom calls out to her son "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school."

The son replies, "Mom I don't want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!"

The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"

lol


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I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code


 
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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
I'm glad I learned sign language. It's pretty handy.

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The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
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[img=http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/funny-scraps/funny-pictures-41.jpg][/img]

I was attempting to resize it :/


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I was attempting to resize it :/

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