Dump your jokes on this thread.

For people who want to tell jokes, dump it on this thread.

Today I learned my wife was a magician. She turned the car into a tree.

Today I learned my wife was a magician. She turned the car into a tree.

MIND = BLOWN

A mom calls out to her son "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school."

The son replies, "Mom I don't want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!"

The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"

http://www.bungie.net

A mom calls out to her son "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school."

The son replies, "Mom I don't want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!"

The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"

When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give it lemon-aids.

When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give it lemon-aids.

QFT

http://www.bungie.net

I don't get it?

I'm glad I learned sign language. It's pretty handy.

 

http://www.bungie.net

I don't get it?

bungies a joke

A mom calls out to her son "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school."

The son replies, "Mom I don't want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!"

The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"

lol

http://www.bungie.net

I don't get it?

bungies a joke

This is a joke thread, to tell a funny joke, i should of wrote that on my thread.

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I'm glad I learned sign language. It's pretty handy.

 

I always found jew-holocaust jokes to be too predictable.

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Im funny.

womens rights
(sorry korra)

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

yes

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I was attempting to resize it :/

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I was attempting to resize it :/

Yeah I only figured it out after I posted lol.

EDIT: FFS I hit quote instead of edit again.

Halo 3's story.

Today I learned my wife was a magician. She turned the car into a tree.

I can't wrap my head around it

When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give it lemon-aids.

What is the only stunt that I can pull on a motorcycle?

Spoiler

A Sangwheelie ^==^