Dumbest things you've heard people say in school?

Jono · November 12, 2014, 03:45:21 AM

"What is longitude and latitude?"

"Is Oregon part of California?"

"Is the United States a third world country?"

Spoiler

These were all from the same girl by the way

Mat Cauthon · November 12, 2014, 03:49:37 AM

I hated school.
I think I repressed the memories.

randomrosso · November 12, 2014, 03:52:03 AM

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Flee · November 12, 2014, 04:10:17 AM

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Mr. Psychologist · November 12, 2014, 04:19:51 AM

'That's racist against women'

The class winced at that one.

UnwornUniform · November 12, 2014, 04:38:50 AM

"'Bout a week ago"
Seriously all I hear at school atm.
kill me pls.

True Turquoise · November 12, 2014, 04:41:04 AM

"Is a U a good grade?"

Mat Cauthon · November 12, 2014, 04:43:23 AM

Actually, yesterday while waiting for the bus I heard a girl say "sozzels" unironically.
She might've been at college.

If I had paid any more attention i would've smashed her face first into the bus.

Mr. Psychologist · November 12, 2014, 04:49:11 AM

Quote from: Byrne on November 12, 2014, 04:43:23 AM

Actually, yesterday while waiting for the bus I heard a girl say "sozzels" unironically.
She might've been at college.

If I had paid any more attention i would've smashed her face first into the bus.

I remember someone saying 'Soz' to my teacher once in middle school, who proceeded to bawl him out over it which was quite amusing.

But dare I ask, is 'Sozzels' the latest corruption of sorry? ._.

Mat Cauthon · November 12, 2014, 04:49:48 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 12, 2014, 04:49:11 AM

Quote from: Byrne on November 12, 2014, 04:43:23 AM
Actually, yesterday while waiting for the bus I heard a girl say "sozzels" unironically.
She might've been at college.

If I had paid any more attention i would've smashed her face first into the bus.

I remember someone saying 'Soz' to my teacher once in middle school, who proceeded to bawl him out over it which was quite amusing.

But dare I ask, is 'Sozzels' the latest corruption of sorry? ._.

LOL

I think so.
I don't "into" young speak.

Mr. Psychologist · November 12, 2014, 04:56:24 AM

Quote from: Byrne on November 12, 2014, 04:49:48 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 12, 2014, 04:49:11 AM
Quote from: Byrne on November 12, 2014, 04:43:23 AM
Actually, yesterday while waiting for the bus I heard a girl say "sozzels" unironically.
She might've been at college.

If I had paid any more attention i would've smashed her face first into the bus.

I remember someone saying 'Soz' to my teacher once in middle school, who proceeded to bawl him out over it which was quite amusing.

But dare I ask, is 'Sozzels' the latest corruption of sorry? ._.
LOL

I think so.
I don't "into" young speak.

Ugh, I hate the plebs.

I pray that someday I can live to see the implementation of lingua technis transmitter/receivers ;-;
Just imagine, being able to say a paragraph of information in one short shriek of binary squeal.
Then imagine being able to drown the proles beneath an unending numberspam as you chant out the entire encoded text of war and peace.

Flee · November 12, 2014, 05:29:07 AM

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Mat Cauthon · November 12, 2014, 05:33:02 AM

Quote from: Flee on November 12, 2014, 05:29:07 AM

Quote from: Byrne on November 12, 2014, 04:43:23 AM
What about "lol", is that acceptable to you?

"Internet speak" isn't acceptable at all outside of it.
I understand it slipping out rarely.
But when you genuinely include it in your speech, you need to be purged.

Flee · November 12, 2014, 05:40:31 AM

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Mat Cauthon · November 12, 2014, 05:42:14 AM

Quote from: Flee on November 12, 2014, 05:40:31 AM

Quote from: Byrne on November 12, 2014, 05:33:02 AM
Quote from: Flee on November 12, 2014, 05:29:07 AM
Quote from: Byrne on November 12, 2014, 04:43:23 AM
What about "lol", is that acceptable to you?
"Internet speak" isn't acceptable at all outside of it.
I understand it slipping out rarely.
But when you genuinely include it in your speech, you need to be purged.
What if I told you that "lol" is an actual Dutch word?

Then it's a word.
In Dutch.

Flee · November 12, 2014, 05:49:07 AM

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Ásgeirr · November 12, 2014, 05:51:28 AM

There was this semi chubby girl who asked the most stupid things, but i dont remember any of it.

Statefarm · November 12, 2014, 07:01:53 AM

Are vampires real

Super Irish · November 12, 2014, 07:48:42 AM

Not exactly at school, but a roommate on a night out pointed out that the house next door of foreign students (Chinese, I think?) had extra rooms in the roof with skylights.

Few days later, my roommate (now sober) asks me did I report them.
"Uh...no...why..?"
"Because it's harsh that they're all bunched up in the roof living there, then if someone reported them they'd get deported back to China where they escaped from"
"... *burst out laughing*"

She genuinely though that the house next door was housing illegal immigrants in some cramped-up attic space, instead of I dunno, people living there like normal? Weed, man, don't get excessive on that like she does please. Before this year is through I'm going to have to write down some of the stuff she says, create a compendium of retardation.

Mox · November 12, 2014, 07:49:52 AM

Quote from: Jono on November 12, 2014, 03:45:21 AM

"What is longitude and latitude?"

"Is Oregon part of California?"

"Is the United States a third world country?"
Spoiler
These were all from the same girl by the way

"did you know peppers aren't actually hot? Its just your brain telling you its hot as fuck"

Rinev · November 12, 2014, 07:52:58 AM

Someone on my bus was talking to someone and said "in your generation" when they were a year apart in age difference.

The same guy once said that if it wasn't illegal to hit girls he would have punched his ex.

Yu · November 12, 2014, 07:55:28 AM

Some girl in highschool asked if geese could fly.

Casper · November 12, 2014, 08:18:07 AM

If you stood on Jupiter, would the Big Dipper be backwards?

She says a lot of stupid things. Like, an unhealthy amount.

gats · November 12, 2014, 08:23:02 AM

I was in the library earlier using a short access computer which is basically a computer you can use for up to 15 minutes in case you just need to print something. There is a big label on the fucking bezel of the monitor that explains this and the guy next to me started complaining about why his time is up so early. I didn't bother explaining, someone that stupid needs to be shot.