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Dumbest thing you've done while thinking with your penis

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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This isn't a sex thread.

We've all done things that are stupid to get noticed by the opposite sex. Or, done things while thinking this will get us laid. Or both. Usually both.

So, what was the dumbest thing you've done while thinking with your penis, instead of your brain?


I'll go:

When I was in high school I had a crush on this girl Natalie. One day we were all in a group talking about just being rebellious. I thought an example would be in order, and climbed up on the roof of the school. The security guy broke his arm coming after me, and I was suspended for a week.

Maybe not as dumb as some other shit I've done... But it is a true story.

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Natalie

oh deer

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I get naked a lot, it's a reflex.

 
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fuck you
yeah she told me about that

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Fucked 3 different girls on the same day, after that they all believed we were a couple. Was not fun.

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Cheated on my girl (who's now my wife) cause some dime piece threw herself at me at a frat party.

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Quote from: PSU on December 15, 2015, 02:47:46 PM
Cheated on my girl (who's now my wife) cause some dime piece threw herself at me at a frat party.
That awful girl, making you cheat on your gf!

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Quote from: PSU on December 15, 2015, 02:47:46 PM
Cheated on my girl (who's now my wife) cause some dime piece threw herself at me at a frat party.
Can't rape your wife

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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 15, 2015, 02:20:57 PM
yeah she told me about that

How is your mom doing? Sorry I haven't called

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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 15, 2015, 03:11:44 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 15, 2015, 02:20:57 PM
yeah she told me about that

How is your mom doing? Sorry I haven't called

FUCKING DESTROYED

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I haven't ever done that. Because I am actually able to think before doing stupid shit.

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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 15, 2015, 03:11:44 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 15, 2015, 02:20:57 PM
yeah she told me about that

How is your mom doing? Sorry I haven't called
WHAT CAREER?

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I let drug deals go down in my house to get chicks to stick around.

 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 15, 2015, 03:11:44 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 15, 2015, 02:20:57 PM
yeah she told me about that

How is your mom doing? Sorry I haven't called
You're not smart enough to be a doctor, let alone a nurse.

I'm sorry

Oh wait, your willy stopped working before I was even born
Last Edit: December 15, 2015, 04:26:37 PM by True Turquoise

 
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fuck you
Nurse is pushing it actually....


Maybe janitor

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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 15, 2015, 04:18:14 PM
Nurse is pushing it actually....


Maybe janitor
Yo, give us janitors some credit.

 
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Quote from: Casper Miser on December 15, 2015, 04:21:00 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 15, 2015, 04:18:14 PM
Nurse is pushing it actually....


Maybe janitor
Yo, give us janitors some credit.
They do good work too

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fuck you
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 15, 2015, 04:30:00 PM
ITT: Turquoise gets mad
I wont leave the site though

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Who the hell are you and why are you on Charlie's account?

 
 
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Well, it potentially happened last night. Too early to know the ramifications though, so I'll have to sit around and wait and see.

But fuck me, I'm dumb.

 
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Quote from: Metty Christmas on December 15, 2015, 05:12:58 PM
Well, it potentially happened last night. Too early to know the ramifications though, so I'll have to sit around and wait and see.

But fuck me, I'm dumb.
No condom/weak pull out game???

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 15, 2015, 04:30:49 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 15, 2015, 04:30:00 PM
ITT: Turquoise gets mad
I wont leave the site though

Lol probably not

But then again...

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: Sly Instinct on December 15, 2015, 05:32:22 PM
Quote from: Metty Christmas on December 15, 2015, 05:12:58 PM
Well, it potentially happened last night. Too early to know the ramifications though, so I'll have to sit around and wait and see.

But fuck me, I'm dumb.
No condom/weak pull out game???
No, I was the rebound. I think.

 
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When I was 14 I was a dumb fuck and tried to pressure my girlfriend into having Sex; I was Roman levels of thirsty back then.

 
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Quote from: RomanGladiator on December 15, 2015, 04:40:40 PM
Only reason why I applied to the graduate program for teaching: to meet another student that will possibly like me. Literally the only reason.
holy shit dude just stop

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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Nothing.

Literally, doing nothing because I overthought things and didn't respond the proper way, by doing nothing.

 
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