For no reason at all.

My most recent dumbest dream was just now. Apparently HQ got exposed on my end of Sep7agon, so I clicked on it. Made a thread saying "So this is HQ huh?"

With the body saying "What the fuck is so god damn special about keeping it a secret?"

Moments later my post got complete edited by more than one mod, moderator graffiti I suppose is what I'll call it, because it kept getting edited. I then went to other forums, still saw that HQ was there. Clicked on it, told me I didn't have permission to view it, Clicked on it again, this time a dialog box appeared. It said that British Lemon had demoted me. I woke up after that going "Wtf?"

Either British Mod is going to be a mod or that was the most retarded dream I've ever had since I came back here.

What was the stupidest dream you ever had?

when i was little, i had a dream of petting a rabid dog, for... some reason

it bit me, of course, and i woke up with my hand in my mouth

I've had a similar experience. Turned out my hand was underneath my pillow and my head was press against it.

when i was little, i had a dream of petting a rabid dog, for... some reason

it bit me, of course, and i woke up with my hand in my mouth

sounds like you were a lil bitch

I once had a dream rabbits could fly

When I was little I constantly had Fever-teir dreams all of the time 80% of which involved Tornados or Whirlpools

One time my cousin and I got caught in a sentient tornado and ended up being spat out of an underwater whirlpool into an inescapable Baskin Robbins Purgatory.

Another time after a tornado I was in an airport and my mom somehow climbed her way onto the moon for some reason....then there was another tornado at some point or the other.

And then another time I had a dream that my father and his co-workers were fighing thugs in a train station and then a  Hispanic kid from my class killed them and trapped their souls in a subway poster that looked like some kind of juice whirlpool (I forgot the brand but it was a real brand)  and my friends and I had to get them back.

One dream I had relatively recently. Not particularly dumb but...

 My Dad and I were stuck in a time loop in which these three homeless guys would cause our plane to crash, we would die, and then God would bring us back again. Can't remember how that one ended but for some reason I could never forget it because something in my gut told me It was important.

weird

I had a dream recently where I was playing manhunt with a bunch of people in a Caribbean resort. Running around, you not only had to avoid those who were tagged, but also, the wild alligators jumping on the platforms between the pools.

But that wasn't the focus of my dream. The focus of my dream was that I had my long hair back. And it was in that moment that I realised how much I missed my pony tail.

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on December 06, 2015, 01:21:59 PM

One dream I had relatively recently. Not particularly dumb but...

 My Dad and I were stuck in a time loop in which these three homeless guys would cause our plane to crash, we would die, and then God would bring us back again. Can't remember how that one ended but for some reason I could never forget it because something in my gut told me It was important.

weird

That is weird.

Quote from: Naru x Oh on December 06, 2015, 01:23:26 PM

zombie spongebobs chasing me. like wat

You really watch too much Spongebob huh?

besides commercials for spongebob, i never watch the show since like, the 1st movie came out.

One dream I was playing Titanfall on the map Overlook, wall runs and all. I ended up running through a door near the back of the map but instead of going into the actual room I was suddenly in my late grandmother's house in the dining room. It was chistmas eve. My dad and aunt and my mom's cat were there but my mom and sister weren't which is weird as hell.

 I looked into the living room and saw that one of the cabinets was out of place on the wrong side of the room and climbing up it was this disgusting Sea urchin/Centipede, and it was growing bigger. I was going to draw my R101c but but was gone. I wasn't playing Titanfall anymore; I was myself. The monstrosity moved over to a table where my mom's cat is staring at it and my dad proceed to smash that nasty fucker into 4 pieces with a cup. and thats the last thing I remember

My cat turned into a bear

this is the earliest dream i can remember--i'm just eating applesauce

when i woke up, i was saddened to find that the applesauce was gone
i looked under my pillow, but alas, there was nothing there

it was then that i came to the conclusion that dreams are bullshit

i think i was like, 2 or 3

I've had multiple dreams where I was about to eat a candy bar or something else delicious, only to wake up just before getting to take a bite.

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on December 06, 2015, 01:38:58 PM

One dream I was playing Titanfall on the map Overlook, wall runs and all. I ended up running through a door near the back of the map but instead of going into the actual room I was suddenly in my late grandmother's house in the dining room. It was chistmas eve. My dad and aunt and my mom's cat were there but my mom and sister weren't which is weird as hell.

 I looked into the living room and saw that one of the cabinets was out of place on the wrong side of the room and climbing up is was this disgusting Sea urchin/Centepede, and it was growing bigger. I was going to draw my R101c but but was gone. I wasn't playing Titanfall anymore, I was myself. The monstrosity moved over to a table where my mom's cat is staring at it and my dad proceed to smash that nasty fucker into 4 pieces with a cup. and thats the last thing I remember

Damn.

The only video game dream I ever had and my last one too was playing the Halo 3 Alpha, and wouldn't you know it, the mission itself and map actually made it to the game. You know the level The Storm? Except in this dream I was on the roof of the buildings and there were Jackal Snipers up top. It has Halo 2 sound effects, but the graphics were from the trailer. Last thing that happened was I got shot by a jackal, my shields were down, I was trying to find the bastard, but before I could I woke up. I was like "Fuuuuuck!"

Here's another (partialy) video game one I had as a kid:
I was on Hoth (I think it was Hoth it was snowy but it was the evening, almost night time) and A woman had gotten her kittens stuck in a pod on an AT-AT's leg so we had to stop the AT-AT in the middle of the battle and cut the pod open with a plasma torch.
That woman was an idiot to because almost all of those "Kittens" were Tribbles from Star Trek. Anyway, I caught some girl doing gods knows what behind us and I went to chase her down. But when I caught up to her she detonated a gravity bomb from Ratchet and Clank and sent us both flying with exadurated Halo CE ragdoll physics, but I managed to bounce off the walls and catch her.

Funny that was actually WAY before I was even a fan of Halo, and now that Iv'e finally played CE again the ragdoll is nowhere near as ridiculously bouncy and floaty as I perceived it as a child.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 06, 2015, 01:43:09 PM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on December 06, 2015, 01:38:58 PM

One dream I was playing Titanfall on the map Overlook, wall runs and all. I ended up running through a door near the back of the map but instead of going into the actual room I was suddenly in my late grandmother's house in the dining room. It was chistmas eve. My dad and aunt and my mom's cat were there but my mom and sister weren't which is weird as hell.

 I looked into the living room and saw that one of the cabinets was out of place on the wrong side of the room and climbing up is was this disgusting Sea urchin/Centepede, and it was growing bigger. I was going to draw my R101c but but was gone. I wasn't playing Titanfall anymore, I was myself. The monstrosity moved over to a table where my mom's cat is staring at it and my dad proceed to smash that nasty fucker into 4 pieces with a cup. and thats the last thing I remember

Damn.

The only video game dream I ever had and my last one too was playing the Halo 3 Alpha, and wouldn't you know it, the mission itself and map actually made it to the game. You know the level The Storm? Except in this dream I was on the roof of the buildings and there were Jackal Snipers up top. It has Halo 2 sound effects, but the graphics were from the trailer. Last thing that happened was I got shot by a jackal, my shields were down, I was trying to find the bastard, but before I could I woke up. I was like "Fuuuuuck!"

Here's another (partialy) video game one I had as a kid:
I was on Hoth (I think it was Hoth it was snowy but it was the evening, almost night time) and A woman had gotten her kittens stuck in a pod on an AT-AT's leg so we had to stop the AT-AT in the middle of the battle and cut the pod open with a plasma torch.
That woman was an idiot to because almost all of those "Kittens" were Tribbles from Star Trek. Anyway, I caught some girl doing gods knows what behind us and I went to chase her down. But when I caught up to her she detonated a gravity bomb from Ratchet and Clank and sent us both flying with exadurated Halo CE ragdoll physics, but I managed to bounce off the walls and catch her.

Funny that was actually WAY before I was even a fan of Halo, and now that Iv'e finally played CE again the ragdoll is nowhere near as ridiculously bouncy and floaty as I perceived it as a child.

Lol holy shit. XD

Well go back and play Halo 2 on MCC with the Sputnik skull on. That will change the psychics to what you described.

The first time I remember dying in a dream (or at least hurt myself severe enough to wake up.) it was a simple dream where I was on those cheap backyard slide steps and it fell over, and I woke up at the moment of impact.

I was actually at a funeral and to this day I still have no idea how and when I fell asleep, but I couldn't have been for long,  a couple of minutes at most.

I already posted this one Skype before, so.

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I get on Skype and start talking to slash and son others in a call and slash asks me to come visit. He tells me he lives in the middle of a lake, but first he tells me to visit a town called misipi.

lolwut?