https://www.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/5dkeqe/will_the_real_sean_murray_please_speak_up/

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Sean Murray please speak up?
I repeat, will the real Sean Murray please speak up?
We're gonna have a problem here
 
Y'all act like you've never seen a game flop before
Jaws all on the floor like Will Wright when he thinks about Spore
It shoulda whooped the Sims' ass, but worse it just bored
It first was a chore, can't believe we fell for it (ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Sony execs said... Nothing, you idiots,
Sony's all dead, they're locked in Hello Games' basement
Fanboy gamers love No Man's Sky
"Chicka chicka chicka Sean Murray, I'm lovin' him, look at him
Talkin' around, promising who-knows-what, tweeting at you-know-who"
"Yeah but he's so new though"
Yeah I've probably got a couple of games I should have made first
But no worse than... actually ok this game does not work
Sometimes I wanna get on Twitter and just let loose
But I can't, but it's cool for me to code a flying moose
"My wings are on my hips, my wings are on my hips"
And if I'm lucky, you might not see this giant glitch
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a broken promise is
Of course they're gonna know what remorse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got their President now, don't they?
We ain't creating no mammals - well, some of us cannot code
We lied on our resumes and it really shows
But if we can't code in animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man could meet - nope
So if you feel like I lied, I've got the antidote,
Reddit wave your damn upvotes, sing the chorus and it goes
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
Rockstar don't gotta lie on their trailers to sell games,
Well I do, we'll have planetary physics and a periodic table too
You think I give a damn about a lawsuit?
Half of you gamers already paid for it, now that's what I call loot
"But Sean, why did you lie, we thought we knew you?"
Why, I lied, nothing I said was true
So you can shit on me here next to Molyneux
But Duke Nukem Forever better switch me too
So I can take my place with Superman 64 as the worst
And hear everyone argue about who got their Steam refund first
Little bitches, put me on blast on Twitch.tv
"Yeah it's good, but it's only worth 10 bucks, hee-hee"
You can download a game update in EXE
And explore a whole world that's entirely fucking content-free (aagh!)
I'm sick of you little "explorers" your screen shots all annoy me
So I have been silent just to destroy you
And there's 18 quintillion planets just like this
That look like this, and just don't give a fuck like this
With rocks like this, and flat flying snakes like this
It's no Crysis, it plays like piss, I got rich quick
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
I'm like a head trip to listen to
Cause I'm only promising things you dream about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to promise it in front of y'all
And I just get to be false and sugar coat it all
I just do an interview and spit it
And I totally like to admit it
That I just shitted better than 90% of the features out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these rumors like hot cakes
It's funny, cause at the rate I'm going, when I slow down
I'll be the only person in the prison who will go down
Pinching inmates' asses while I'm promising a blow down
But I'm lying and pretty soon they'll know and it's a show down
In every studio there's a Sean Murray lurking
He could be working on Red Dead 2, promising the world to you
Or it's an indie dev, vulturing, Tweeting that "My game won't suck"
While his specs are down and his price is up
So will the real gamers please stand up
So I can put one of my fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be out of my mind and out of control
One more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
Haha, I guess Sean screwed all of us
Fuck it, let's all speak up

Love that track