I may or may not answer in a completely pseudo intellectual manner.
I just ate some of the fruit out of the jar and I'm waiting for my mouth to stop being numb.

What is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

Spoiler

hint: its not 42

Fortunately for you, me friend, I'm not quite so simple minded as to say "forty two" and just leave it like that.  You see, the meaning of life is quite simple, like a lever, but also complex, like a dual-charged DOHC 4.6 Ford motor. It is a matter of much heated philosophical and religious debate, yet the scholars shall never agree upon anything, for all they know is conflict. To truly understand the meaning of life, three conditions absolutely must be met.
Are you ready?
You must first be in possession of a two dollar bill. I don't care how you get one, but you'll need this piece of currency to protect you from the dangers of the second step. Second, you must walk into a synagogue, refuse to donate, and walk out the back door into the courtyard. Cosmic voodoo is naturally attracted to these places and it's the perfect spot to acheive the third and final goal to realize the meaning of life, and that step requires much focus, determination, and the fortitude of Erwin Rommel's left nut. Are you ready for it? The final step, is to realize that you just lost the game.

Am i?

How big is your

Spoiler

bank account?

That's so lewd!

Am i?

Are you? I'd think i'd be hard for someone who isn't to blush so easily.

Who am I?

A weeaboo.
But it's okay, I'm a weeaboo too, albeit only ironically.

That word is worse than tsun for me. You moron.

Ugh, go be tsundere over there. in the corner.

You are so disgusting Tru. Your mother needs to spank you.

What!?

Are you? I'd think i'd be hard for someone who isn't to blush so easily.

Wat

Must I repeat myself?

I get confused mid sentence.
._.

Is rape biblical?

It's not rape if you're married, or if you bought some dude's daughter that he sold in to slavery (as the bible allows that).

Do you like to get tongue punched in your fart box?

I wouldn't know. It's not something I'd be explicitly opposed to though. I really don't see how you can enjoy sticking your tongue into something that must taste so bad, but whatever, I'm not the one doing it.

Fortunately for you, me friend, I'm not quite so simple minded as to say "forty two" and just leave it like that.  You see, the meaning of life is quite simple, like a lever, but also complex, like a dual-charged DOHC 4.6 Ford motor. It is a matter of much heated philosophical and religious debate, yet the scholars shall never agree upon anything, for all they know is conflict. To truly understand the meaning of life, three conditions absolutely must be met.
Are you ready?
You must first be in possession of a two dollar bill. I don't care how you get one, but you'll need this piece of currency to protect you from the dangers of the second step. Second, you must walk into a synagogue, refuse to donate, and walk out the back door into the courtyard. Cosmic voodoo is naturally attracted to these places and it's the perfect spot to acheive the third and final goal to realize the meaning of life, and that step requires much focus, determination, and the fortitude of Erwin Rommel's left nut. Are you ready for it? The final step, is to realize that you just lost the game.

I came to be in possession of my 1st $2 bill ever.........but no synagogues.
Would a Jehova's Witness church do?

Around six

hundred

'murrica dollars.

Wooo, another poor fag

thank lawdy for this damn GI Bill or else I'd be broke college student and having to get a part time job (._.) speaking of which, I gots about $200 leftover from this book siphon. I could be a smart person and use that towards school supplies or I can buy some ammo >.>

Whoo!
Wait, the hell you getting a GI bill from? Leftover from your dad or something?

H never used it. Well I think he did but only to finish his 2 year degree. The $1,500 I get every month goes into one of his bank accounts, I get $300 every month, another $250 or so goes towards car payment+insurance, and rest is being saved after I graduate