Dont you hate it when you do a shit

Batch · August 09, 2015, 11:46:19 PM

And the water from the toilet splashes up on your balls or vagina? Not only is it gross, but very cold.

Epsira · August 09, 2015, 11:52:11 PM

Deer jesu I hate this. You gotta make sure they're long and ropy and not buckshot.

Coomer · August 09, 2015, 11:55:14 PM

No

My water is heated

The Hån · August 09, 2015, 11:55:23 PM

Quote from: Batch on August 09, 2015, 11:46:19 PM

And the water from the toilet splashes up on your balls? Not only is it gross, but very cold.

yes!! That and your booty cheeks.

It's even worse when the water is already filled pee.

Batch · August 09, 2015, 11:59:11 PM

Quote from: The Hån on August 09, 2015, 11:55:23 PM

Quote from: Batch on August 09, 2015, 11:46:19 PM
And the water from the toilet splashes up on your balls? Not only is it gross, but very cold.

yes!! That and your booty cheeks.

It's even worse when the water is already filled pee.

Or hell......the runs D:

This is not halal

Batch · August 09, 2015, 11:59:46 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 09, 2015, 11:55:14 PM

No

My water is heated

Thats a thing?

The Hån · August 10, 2015, 12:00:10 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 09, 2015, 11:59:11 PM

Quote from: The Hån on August 09, 2015, 11:55:23 PM
Quote from: Batch on August 09, 2015, 11:46:19 PM
And the water from the toilet splashes up on your balls? Not only is it gross, but very cold.

yes!! That and your booty cheeks.

It's even worse when the water is already filled pee.
Or hell......the runs D:

This is not halal

ooooooo

*cringes*

Verbatim · August 10, 2015, 12:02:09 AM

Not really.

Coomer · August 10, 2015, 12:03:42 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 09, 2015, 11:59:46 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 09, 2015, 11:55:14 PM
No

My water is heated
Thats a thing?

No lol

Fucking with you

Epsira · August 10, 2015, 12:03:51 AM

Coomer · August 10, 2015, 12:04:03 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 10, 2015, 12:02:09 AM

Not really.

Get some balls then

Verbatim · August 10, 2015, 12:07:32 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 10, 2015, 12:04:03 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 10, 2015, 12:02:09 AM
Not really.
Get some balls then

That doesn't quite work because the question has already assumed that I have balls. By answering, I'm essentially confirming that I do indeed have balls.

step up your game

Nexus · August 10, 2015, 12:08:46 AM

I cum on contact.

Batch · August 10, 2015, 12:12:17 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 10, 2015, 12:03:42 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 09, 2015, 11:59:46 PM
Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 09, 2015, 11:55:14 PM
No

My water is heated
Thats a thing?

No lol

Fucking with you

Probably in Japan somewhere.

Casper · August 10, 2015, 12:12:56 AM

Quote from: Nexus on August 10, 2015, 12:08:46 AM

I cum on contact.

You too?

Batch · August 10, 2015, 12:13:59 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 10, 2015, 12:07:32 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 10, 2015, 12:04:03 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on August 10, 2015, 12:02:09 AM
Not really.
Get some balls then
That doesn't quite work because the question has already assumed that I have balls. By answering, I'm essentially confirming that I do indeed have balls.

step up your game

Excuse me? Read again

Verbatim · August 10, 2015, 12:15:47 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 10, 2015, 12:13:59 AM

Excuse me? Read again

Last Edit: Today at 01:13:29 AM by Batch

Quote from: Verbatim on Today at 01:02:09 AM

#destroyed

Coomer · August 10, 2015, 12:16:13 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 10, 2015, 12:07:32 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 10, 2015, 12:04:03 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on August 10, 2015, 12:02:09 AM
Not really.
Get some balls then
That doesn't quite work because the question has already assumed that I have balls. By answering, I'm essentially confirming that I do indeed have balls.

step up your game

And I am referring to the metaphorical balls that makes you a "man"

Man also being metaphorcial

You know
The thing you've lacked ever since you chose to be a bitch by being a vegan douche

Cheat · August 10, 2015, 12:39:42 AM

Who even says "do a shit?"

Girl of Mystery · August 10, 2015, 12:44:26 AM

No. I put a bit of toilet paper in the bowl before I poo so I don't get splashback.

August 10, 2015, 12:48:49 AM

Literally never happened to me

Sandtrap · August 10, 2015, 12:52:51 AM

Quote from: Cheat on August 10, 2015, 12:39:42 AM

Who even says "do a shit?"

Well apparently you do.

Luciana · August 10, 2015, 01:06:40 AM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 10, 2015, 12:44:26 AM

No. I put a bit of toilet paper in the bowl before I poo so I don't get splashback.

This one is smart

Elegiac · August 10, 2015, 01:08:25 AM

Quote from: Cheat on August 10, 2015, 12:39:42 AM

Who even says "do a shit?"

Australians.

Zonda · August 10, 2015, 01:19:37 AM

Backsplash isn't half as bad as the multi-sensual assault that is your Housemate's After Grog Bog, which conveniently clogs the toilet and fails to give any warning.

Ghost Guy · August 10, 2015, 01:25:06 AM

Quote from: Zonda on August 10, 2015, 01:19:37 AM

"Housemate's After Grog Bog"

I'm stealing this and we're eloping to Canada.

Naru · August 10, 2015, 01:28:18 AM

i hate it when you poo and wipe but no poop is on the paper

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 10, 2015, 01:28:48 AM

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Naru · August 10, 2015, 01:30:00 AM

Quote from: Esoteric on August 10, 2015, 01:28:48 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 10, 2015, 01:28:18 AM
i hate it when you poo and wipe but no poop is on the paper
what

that's like the best moment ever

its a waste of toilet paper and makes me mad wasting my time wiping

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 10, 2015, 01:31:00 AM

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