When you wake up in the morning with a boner and go to take a shit so you tuck your penis so it doesn't hit the toilet seat but then it hits the inside of the bowl? #bigdickproblems
Quote from: Pastafarian on October 03, 2015, 10:06:41 AMWhen you wake up in the morning with a boner and go to take a shit so you tuck your penis so it doesn't hit the toilet seat but then it hits the inside of the bowl? #bigdickproblemsDid your spirit animal tell you that?
Quote from: XSEAN on October 03, 2015, 10:38:35 AMQuote from: Pastafarian on October 03, 2015, 10:06:41 AMWhen you wake up in the morning with a boner and go to take a shit so you tuck your penis so it doesn't hit the toilet seat but then it hits the inside of the bowl? #bigdickproblemsDid your spirit animal tell you that?Spirit animals are real here's a picture I drew of when mine visited me in my dream
Quote from: Pastafarian on October 03, 2015, 10:52:00 AMQuote from: XSEAN on October 03, 2015, 10:38:35 AMQuote from: Pastafarian on October 03, 2015, 10:06:41 AMWhen you wake up in the morning with a boner and go to take a shit so you tuck your penis so it doesn't hit the toilet seat but then it hits the inside of the bowl? #bigdickproblemsDid your spirit animal tell you that?Spirit animals are real here's a picture I drew of when mine visited me in my dream Google must be mine cause I found the exact same image. You really believe in that spirit animal stuff?
Quote from: XSEAN on October 03, 2015, 11:15:08 AMQuote from: Pastafarian on October 03, 2015, 10:52:00 AMQuote from: XSEAN on October 03, 2015, 10:38:35 AMQuote from: Pastafarian on October 03, 2015, 10:06:41 AMWhen you wake up in the morning with a boner and go to take a shit so you tuck your penis so it doesn't hit the toilet seat but then it hits the inside of the bowl? #bigdickproblemsDid your spirit animal tell you that?Spirit animals are real here's a picture I drew of when mine visited me in my dream Google must be mine cause I found the exact same image. You really believe in that spirit animal stuff?But I heard you are a furry tho
Quote from: XSEAN on October 03, 2015, 10:38:35 AMQuote from: Pastafarian on October 03, 2015, 10:06:41 AMWhen you wake up in the morning with a boner and go to take a shit so you tuck your penis so it doesn't hit the toilet seat but then it hits the inside of the bowl? #bigdickproblemsDid your spirit animal tell you that?Did yours tell you to make this post?
>implying i can get a boner
This is why I just stand and piss first
Quote from: Hiding from Ninjas on October 03, 2015, 06:01:53 PMThis is why I just stand and piss firstdo you have any idea how hard it is to aim your shotgun spray of piss when you have morning wood?
Quote from: gatsby on October 03, 2015, 10:40:05 AM>implying i can get a boneri'll be the judge of that
Don't you just hate...
