InB4 Sep7agon becomes the new Crimea.
"Sep7agon? You mean Русс7агон, right?"
The difference is Sep7agon isn't full of Russians, and people who would like to be citizens of Russia.
Just weebs who would like to be citizens of Japan.
The only thing I want out of Japan is the money their government will give me after they bring me in to teach their kids English.
Also maybe a cute girl.