Every time I meet an attractive person I can't just be cool. All I can imagine is what the sex would be like and how romantic it would be. I hate it because I feel this huge pressure when I am around everyone I like to not act weird. Then as soon as I start to like them it's like I just can't be myself anymore. I am talking about irl and stuff because it feel like I have this nervousness all the time. I just feel like every single person is going to have fucking sex with me and I get super nervous and stuff. I know that sex will never happen though >_>

Umm...

I'm gonna go with no.

Not really everyone, I imagine living my life with a few people.

I see what you mean though. Without the insane...ish part...

Umm, no

Not really everyone, I imagine living my life with a few people.

I see what you mean though. Without the insane...ish part...

I should have been more specific to attractive people. I edited the title.

>loafing this hard

Quote from: Loaf on January 22, 2015, 11:06:38 AM

Quote from: Azure on January 22, 2015, 11:04:26 AM

Not really everyone, I imagine living my life with a few people.

I see what you mean though. Without the insane...ish part...

I should have been more specific to attractive people. I edited the title.

depending on what you find attractive in people.

no dip

No, I'm not a pathetic human being.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 22, 2015, 11:12:13 AM

Although I can't claim to not have a rather overactive imagination in regards to random people and sex, I can claim that it doesn't effect me in any way resembling the OP's ramblings.

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I've got some voiceclips of Mr. P to get back to.

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Lol no. Whenever I spot somebody mildly interesting I go through a checklist.

Ring on the finger for married.
Mini-van or van for married with kids.
A new car means they're social creatures with lots of friends, involved in parties, and already have a boyfriend.
An old car is similar, except that they live on a farm which means far away from me.
Being in a truck means that they've got damn protective fathers and family.

Whenever I see somebody interesting I turn the fuck around and go elsewhere because nothing will come of that particular person anyway.

That's probably a really good philosophy. I avoid attractive interesting people at all costs most of the time. When I don't I end up embarrassing myself and scaring myself emotionally for a very long time.

Quote from: Sandtrap on January 22, 2015, 12:08:17 PM

Lol no. Whenever I spot somebody mildly interesting I go through a checklist.

Ring on the finger for married.
Mini-van or van for married with kids.
A new car means they're social creatures with lots of friends, involved in parties, and already have a boyfriend.
An old car is similar, except that they live on a farm which means far away from me.
Being in a truck means that they've got damn protective fathers and family.

Whenever I see somebody interesting I turn the fuck around and go elsewhere because nothing will come of that particular person anyway.

That's probably a really good philosophy. I avoid attractive interesting people at all costs most of the time. When I don't I end up embarrassing myself and scaring myself emotionally for a very long time.

I wouldn't call it a philosophy. But where I live, all the things I just mentioned are facts of life for me. That checklist up there has been repeated so many times on people that I realize I shouldn't even fucking bother.

Anybody up here who's remotely decent for a human being is either

A) Already taken
B) Lives far away
C) Moves away

So. I do my shit and I do it alone because that's the way it rolls.

No because I'm not a creepy little shit.

Lol no. Whenever I spot somebody mildly interesting I go through a checklist.

Ring on the finger for married.
Mini-van or van for married with kids.
A new car means they're social creatures with lots of friends, involved in parties, and already have a boyfriend.
An old car is similar, except that they live on a farm which means far away from me.
Being in a truck means that they've got damn protective fathers and family.

Those last three things are hilariously accurate.

Quote from: Bacon's Shelf on January 22, 2015, 12:35:22 PM

No because I'm not a creepy little shit.

I just noticed you and the two posts I have seen by you have been disturbingly awful. You're getting added to my ever growing mute list so I can have a more peaceful experience here.

Oh no! Whatever will I do now? I antsy and the thought of being muted by some creepy prick!

/sarcasm

I don't think he's creepy--that implies unscrupulous intent. I think he's just really sheltered. Possibly sixteen or younger.