Charlie's Magic Wand

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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When you use it:

25% chance of a hooker appearing in front of you willing to do whatever your first three requests are. Additional "tricks" are $20 a piece.

25% chance of a quarter bag of good weed

25% chance of a awesome party, in your honor, appearing in the next room you go in.

10% chance of an 8 ball of coke

10% chance of two pornstars appearing in your room to give you the best night of your life

1% chance of 2 million dollars

1% chance of an angry baby momma demanding child support appearing

1% chance a night in New York paid for and escorted by an A-list celebrity of your choice

1% chance of HIV

.05% chance of an angry boyfriend/girlfriend beating your ass on TMZ for screwing their significant other. 

.05% chance nothing happens


Do you use it, or do you give it to another user.  Specify who.
Last Edit: June 25, 2016, 07:16:09 PM by MyNameIsCharlie


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Fuck yeah I use it.

I WANT THAT FUCKIN 8 BALL


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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obv I use it


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obv I use it

What are you shooting for?


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
obv I use it

What are you shooting for?
the quarter is most realistic (25% chance), but a night in NYC with Winona would be life changing


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Да ли је то истина или се само шалиш?
Nope, not using it.


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Nope, not using it.

Ok. Who's getting it?


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Да ли је то истина или се само шалиш?


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I would give it to secondclass under the condition I get 1 million if he somehow wins the 2 mill