Does anyone have a short plot summary of Lord of the Flies?

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Why the hell would I share my summary with you? Do your own damn homework.

I wouldn't want yours, anyways.

Good, because unlike you I do and have done my own homework.


 
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Good, because unlike you I do and have done my own homework.

Gold Star, Deci.


 
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Being negative about everything is really annoying.


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You're a psychopath.

Literally how.

It's not that I want you dead, but more, if you get fatally injured by a car, I'd smile.


 
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Being negative about everything is really annoying.

I'm not negative about everything.


 
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You're a psychopath.

Literally how.

It's not that I want you dead, but more, if you get fatally injured by a car, I'd smile.

And people wonder why I don't try my hand at humour.

It was a joke, Deci. I obviously don't want you to die. That would probably destroy your family.


 
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Being negative about everything is really annoying.

I'm not negative about everything.
You sure seem like you are.


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You're a psychopath.

Literally how.

It's not that I want you dead, but more, if you get fatally injured by a car, I'd smile.

And people wonder why I don't try my hand at humour.

It was a joke, Deci. I obviously don't want you to die. That would probably destroy your family.

Jokes about death aren't funny.


 
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You sure seem like you are.

Not my fault people only notice what they want to.


 
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Jokes about death aren't funny.

They're still jokes.

And yes they are.


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Jokes about death aren't funny.

They're still jokes.

And yes they are.

Only to your sick and disturbed mind they are. I'm surprised how many people actually read the book on here. My brother-in-law told me about the book when I was 13 and said I would most likely enjoy it, so I borrowed his copy and read it. Then I saw the movie.

Then later on I borrowed and read the book again and recall shit differently.

TL;DR version: Do your homework kid, I read One flew over the cuckoo nest in Independent Study when I was your age and I had to write a summary for it. I didn't ask for the internet to write me one. Quit being a lazy bum.


 
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Only to your sick and disturbed mind they are.

Yeah, because I'm the only one who finds 9/11 jokes funny.

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I'm surprised how many people actually read the book on here. My brother-in-law told me about the book when I was 13 and said I would most likely enjoy it, so I borrowed his copy and read it. Then I saw the movie.

Then later on I borrowed and read the book again and recall shit differently.

Deci.

I don't fucking care.

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TL;DR version: Do your homework kid, I read One flew over the cuckoo nest in Independent Study when I was your age and I had to write a summary for it. I didn't ask for the internet to write me one. Quit being a lazy bum.

1. I already read the book.
2. I've done my homework.
3. How old do you think I am?


 
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You also don't need a TL;DR for a fucking 3 sentence post, dipshit.


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You also don't need a TL;DR for a fucking 3 sentence post, dipshit.

Hurr Durrr but it waz a jokeeee ooooopeeeeee

How old do you think I am?

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holy shit this thread is fucking autistic.


 
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holy shit this thread is fucking autistic.

I need the posts.


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Work is work, you're not meant to enjoy it.
holy god, this is THE most stupid thing ive read all year. please fucking stop.


 
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And you think you deserve to pass.

I still don't understand why I don't deserve to pass if I've done the minimum work required for a 50%.


 
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holy god, this is THE most stupid thing ive read all year. please fucking stop.

It's true. At a certain point, your job is no longer fun.

Just cut out the middle man and do something easy. No reason to study game design for X amount of years when I'll eventually learn to despise it.


 
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I still don't understand why I don't deserve to pass if I've done the minimum work required for a 50%.
I already said it in the fucking post you're quoting, dipshit. Read it.

I said "not by any rational standard" do you deserve to pass.

50% is FAR too low--the standard should be fucking 90%.


 
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holy god, this is THE most stupid thing ive read all year. please fucking stop.

It's true. At a certain point, your job is no longer fun.

Just cut out the middle man and do something easy. No reason to study game design for X amount of years when I'll eventually learn to despise it.
no shit? there are going to be things you will dislike about your job, but damn, your shitty outlook on life is just cancerous.

why would i hate my career choice of astronomy? its not going to be easy, but i sure as hell will do a lot with what i do in the field. im not leaving it for something so easy xDDDDDDD.

if i were you id rather die than have that opinion.


 
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I already said it in the fucking post you're quoting, dipshit. Read it.

I said "not by any rational standard" do you deserve to pass.

So you're asserting that the education system does not work by rational standards? You probably should've clarified that.

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50% is FAR too low--the standard should be fucking 90%.

Well this is just your idealism talking. It doesn't matter if to pass a class, you SHOULD have a 90% -- in the real world, it's a 50%.


 
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no shit? there are going to be things you will dislike about your job, but damn, your shitty outlook on life is just cancerous.

why would i hate my career choice of astronomy? its not going to be easy, but i sure as hell will do a lot with what i do in the field. im not leaving it for something so easy xDDDDDDD.

Great! Enjoy your life in that career. If you can, why wouldn't you?

Unfortunately, I cannot do that. There is very little in life that I enjoy.

I feel like I've said something that pisses you all the fuck off and I didn't notice, which explains the unreasonably harsh reaction to the internet equivalent of "can i borrow your answers".

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if i were you id rather die than have that opinion.

It's not like I chose to have this opinion.


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I don't believe people when they say they think reading is boring. You just haven't found something you like personally yet.

The only fictional book I've ever really enjoyed was Moby Dick. But even then, I had to force myself to do that. I never felt compelled to go back to the book.

I've probably read more than you, in all honesty. My library consists of more than just Star Wars and Halo books...
Read more than me? 2015 I read 17 books. I keep track.


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I don't believe people when they say they think reading is boring. You just haven't found something you like personally yet.

The only fictional book I've ever really enjoyed was Moby Dick. But even then, I had to force myself to do that. I never felt compelled to go back to the book.

I've probably read more than you, in all honesty. My library consists of more than just Star Wars and Halo books...
Read more than me? 2015 I read 17 books. I keep track.

Woman's Weekly doesn't count, Roman


 
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no shit? there are going to be things you will dislike about your job, but damn, your shitty outlook on life is just cancerous.

why would i hate my career choice of astronomy? its not going to be easy, but i sure as hell will do a lot with what i do in the field. im not leaving it for something so easy xDDDDDDD.

Great! Enjoy your life in that career. If you can, why wouldn't you?

Unfortunately, I cannot do that. There is very little in life that I enjoy.

I feel like I've said something that pisses you all the fuck off and I didn't notice, which explains the unreasonably harsh reaction to the internet equivalent of "can i borrow your answers".

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if i were you id rather die than have that opinion.

It's not like I chose to have this opinion.
this attitude is why humanity cant do great things, you settle for fucking less and what the fuck can we accomplish with this? almost nothing. you think people are going to do your fucking easy ass homework for you which you obviously did half of it. theres a difference in asking for help and plagiarism you fuckwit. you disappoint me.

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So you're asserting that the education system does not work by rational standards? You probably should've clarified that.
It was abundantly clear.

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Well this is just your idealism talking. It doesn't matter if to pass a class, you SHOULD have a 90% -- in the real world, it's a 50%.
You deserve to fail.


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I don't believe people when they say they think reading is boring. You just haven't found something you like personally yet.

The only fictional book I've ever really enjoyed was Moby Dick. But even then, I had to force myself to do that. I never felt compelled to go back to the book.

I've probably read more than you, in all honesty. My library consists of more than just Star Wars and Halo books...
Read more than me? 2015 I read 17 books. I keep track.

Woman's Weekly doesn't count, Roman
Lol. But here's the list anyways, you guys might find something you like in there.

The Martian -

Angles of Attack -

Memory Man -

Halo: Hunters in the Dark -

How to Catch a Russian Spy-

Rasputin's Shadow -

The Billion Dollar Spy -

One Minute to Midnight-

Mr. Mercedes -

Finder's Keepers

Halo: Last Light-

The Guilty-

2001 A Space Odyssey-

2010 Odyssey Two-

December 25, 1991: The Last Day of the Soviet Union -

Rendezvous with Rama -

The Lost Fleet Book #1: Dauntless