Does anyone have a short plot summary of Lord of the Flies?

 
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When I don't want to do a large assignment, I just don't do it.
And how often do you make this mature and sagacious decision?


 
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And how often do you make this mature and sagacious decision?

Fairly often, but not often enough to fail.

I've sort of mastered the art of doing just enough to pass.


 
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Fam you're getting called out by a 15 year old midget.
I'm not tru


 
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Fairly often, but not often enough to fail.

I've sort of mastered the art of doing just enough to pass.
And you think you deserve to pass.

Maybe by your shit curriculum's standard, but not by any rational standard.

Good luck with that work ethic.


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See you Cowgirl,
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Fam you're getting called out by a 15 year old midget.
I'm not tru
If you're shorter than me then you're a midget


 
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And you think you deserve to pass.

Why wouldn't I?

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Good luck with that work ethic.

I understand the consequences of my actions. It's not like I expect to get a good job or go to a good school in the future with the way I handle myself right now.


 
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Fam you're getting called out by a 15 year old midget.
I'm not tru
If you're shorter than me then you're a midget
what are you, 7 feet tall?


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See you Cowgirl,
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Fam you're getting called out by a 15 year old midget.
I'm not tru
If you're shorter than me then you're a midget
what are you, 7 feet tall?
6ft. Anyone below that is short.


 
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I understand the consequences of my actions.
No. If you did, you'd realize that you're being a shithead, and you need to stop fucking off assignments. So no, I don't think you do understand--and it sucks, because by the time you do understand, it's probably gonna be too late. I'm just being honest.


 
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No. If you did, you'd realize that you're being a shithead, and you need to stop fucking off assignments. So no, I don't think you do understand--and it sucks, because by the time you do understand, it's probably gonna be too late.

Then enlighten me. What are these mysterious consequences that I'm unaware of?

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I'm just being honest.

You're hardly the first person to react this way, btw.


 
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Fam you're getting called out by a 15 year old midget.
I'm not tru
If you're shorter than me then you're a midget
what are you, 7 feet tall?
6ft. Anyone below that is short.
wow you're short


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See you Cowgirl,
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Fam you're getting called out by a 15 year old midget.
I'm not tru
If you're shorter than me then you're a midget
what are you, 7 feet tall?
6ft. Anyone below that is short.
wow you're short
Put that mirror down


 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere


 
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Then enlighten me. What are these mysterious consequences that I'm unaware of?
It's not that you're unaware of them--you're unaware of how bad it can fucking get. You talk about not being able to find a good job--try going your entire goddamn life not being able to get a job, feed yourself, or do anything you like, because you simply don't make enough money and have no way of EVER getting a stronger and more sustainable income.

You don't know what it's like, and you act like you're okay with that prospect--but you're not. You have no idea.
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You're hardly the first person to react this way, btw.
I'd hope I'm not.


 
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I've head shotted you once, I'll do it again.


 
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It's not that you're unaware of them--you're unaware of how bad it can fucking get. You talk about not being able to find a good job--try going your entire goddamn life not being able to get a job, feed yourself, or do anything you like, because you simply don't make enough money and have no way of EVER getting a stronger and more sustainable income.

You don't know what it's like, and you act like you're okay with that prospect--but you're not. You have no idea.

1. I will never like any job, no matter how ideal it is. Work is work, you're not meant to enjoy it.
2. I already have a job. I write part time. And in the summer, I work in landscaping. So. . .
3. I don't expect to live past 25 anyway.



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See you Cowgirl,
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rood


 
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1. I will never like any job, no matter how ideal it is. Work is work, you're not meant to enjoy it.
i never said a single goddamn thing about "liking" your job, but okay

i hope you get the shittiest fucking job ever, then

how about that


 
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i never said a single goddamn thing about "liking" your job, but okay

You said something about a "good" job. I took that to mean a somewhat enjoyable profession. To which I don't believe one exists.

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i hope you get the shittiest fucking job ever, then

how about that

And what would that be?

Did you miss the part where I said I already have a job? It's not difficult at all to find work, you realise.

And let's take it even further. So I don't get a job... so what? Let's say my family doesn't care for me (which they will), and I end up homeless and starving... I'll just end up killing myself a bit earlier than expected.

But ultimately, I don't need that much money to survive. I don't need much space, I don't intend on owning pets or having children, I don't need an extensive wardrobe. I cut my own hair. I eat very little ($40 at the grocery store covers me a week and a half). And you can make some serious bank doing jobs no one wants to do -- like plant trees in BC. Sure, it's terrible work, but it pays extremely well.
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god just fucking kill yourself now then

no one wants to listen to your pessimistic attitude.


 
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god just fucking kill yourself now then

no one wants to listen to your pessimistic attitude.

What's your problem? No one forced you into this thread.


 
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And also there's nothing wrong with being pessimistic.


 
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god just fucking kill yourself now then

no one wants to listen to your pessimistic attitude.

What's your problem?
You


 
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I've never done anything to warrant being your problem.


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Why the hell would I share my summary with you? Do your own damn homework.


 
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Why the hell would I share my summary with you? Do your own damn homework.

I wouldn't want yours, anyways.


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You

I've never done anything to warrant being your problem.

You're a psychopath.