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1OO words is short as fuck

I've already done a project on Japanese culture for another class, studied for my english exam which is tomorrow, and written summaries (that were far more than 100 words) about Moby Dick, Catcher in the Rye, The World as Will and Representation, and God is Not Great. I have no drive to do anything right now.

Quote from: Penis Parker: Sexy Squid on January 21, 2016, 05:12:49 PM

Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2016, 05:11:58 PM

Quote from: Penis Parker: Sexy Squid on January 21, 2016, 05:11:34 PM

Reading it but still cheating is worse than not doing it and cheating

Why's that?

Because that's fucking dedication to laziness lol

Stupid reasoning.

You literally did 9O% of the work and you still resort to cheating

I've already done a project on Japanese culture for another class, studied for my english exam which is tomorrow, and written summaries (that were far more than 100 words) about Moby Dick, Catcher in the Rye, The World as Will and Representation, and God is Not Great. I have no drive to do anything right now.

This post alone was 56 words

Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2016, 05:14:54 PM

I've already done a project on Japanese culture for another class, studied for my english exam which is tomorrow, and written summaries (that were far more than 100 words) about Moby Dick, Catcher in the Rye, The World as Will and Representation, and God is Not Great. I have no drive to do anything right now.

This post alone was 56 words

then what i'm looking for is probably around 300 words.

White savages kill each other and burn down an entire island over a meaningless fucking object

so basically all of European history

more like human history

damn, that was a good book--i should reread it

In the time you've been complaining in this thread you could have written an entire essay on it.

Writing an essay requires far more brainpower than conversation does. And I'm not about to half-ass something.

Besides, you guys have missed the part where I already handed my assignment in.

so who did you cheat off of

so who did you cheat off of

I just didn't do it. I was supposed to read around 3000~ pages, and with all the other books I had read, I came in about 2700. It wasn't worth the extra effort.

Quote from: Septy on January 21, 2016, 05:59:10 PM

Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2016, 05:46:46 PM

I'm not about to half-ass something.

Yeah. I don't see the problem.

Writing a shitty essay is worse than writing no essay.

I just think it's funny because you said you wouldn't half-ass an essay when on a similar assignment you're relying on an Internet forum to write something for you.

I just think it's funny because you said you wouldn't half-ass an essay when on a similar assignment you're relying on an Internet forum to write something for you.

Because I make a distinction between an essay designed to demonstrate my understanding of a topic, and my writing skill

and an assignment designed to provide the minimum amount of evidence that proves I read a 300 page book in around 200 words or so.

Quote from: Septy on January 21, 2016, 06:03:22 PM

I just think it's funny because you said you wouldn't half-ass an essay when on a similar assignment you're relying on an Internet forum to write something for you.

Because I make a distinction between an essay designed to demonstrate my understanding of a topic, and my writing skill

and an assignment designed to provide the minimum amount of evidence that proves I read a 300 page book in around 200 words or so.

it's really not asking for much

this mentality you have is toxic--and i could see you skiving off larger assignments that you personally deem of no value

this mentality you have is toxic--and i could see you skiving off larger assignments that you personally deem of no value

I do do that.

give me one reason why you don't deserve to fail

Because I've done the minimum amount of work required to pass?

No, apparently, you have other people do it for you.

No, you misunderstood me.

When I don't want to do a large assignment, I just don't do it. I don't get someone else to do it for me.

Very rarely do I have other people do my work for me, unless they offer.

God you're a fucking disappointment. I read that book in a day for an Eighth grade assignment, it was the easiest thing in my life.

Cool. Reading is easy.