Does anyone have a short plot summary of Lord of the Flies?

Elai · January 21, 2016, 04:34:51 PM

Preferably something that you wrote yourself so my teacher can't reverse search it into google.

Thanks in advance.

Jocephalopod · January 21, 2016, 04:36:24 PM

piggy gets raped

Elegiac · January 21, 2016, 04:39:13 PM

dumbledore kills snape

dumbledore is gay

Jim · January 21, 2016, 04:40:56 PM

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Elai · January 21, 2016, 04:42:48 PM

No, like, something that's around 100 words or so. I just need to prove that I read it, not that I read a plot summary on SparkNotes.

Jim · January 21, 2016, 04:44:07 PM

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RomanGladiator · January 21, 2016, 04:44:19 PM

LOL. Too lazy to even do junior level high school work. You'll make it far in college. It's actually a decent book. But I guess kids just hate to read these days, or even attempt to.

BaconShelf · January 21, 2016, 04:46:06 PM

Read it yourself.

Elai · January 21, 2016, 04:47:30 PM

Quote from: TR8Rshelf on January 21, 2016, 04:46:06 PM

Read it yourself.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on January 21, 2016, 04:44:19 PM

LOL. Too lazy to even do junior level high school work. You'll make it far in college. It's actually a decent book. But I guess kids just hate to read these days, or even attempt to.

I did read it, I just don't want to write a summary for it. Nice jumping to conclusions.

I also don't plan on going to college or university; I don't buy into the system. Only reason I care about passing this class is because my parents paid money for the school, so it would be a waste not to graduate.

Although you are right, I do dislike reading. It's boring.

Elai · January 21, 2016, 04:48:52 PM

Quote from: Jim on January 21, 2016, 04:44:07 PM

Just say some really really really really really (repeat till 100 words) bad shit went down.

Brilliant.

Turkey · January 21, 2016, 04:50:58 PM

Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2016, 04:47:30 PM

Quote from: TR8Rshelf on January 21, 2016, 04:46:06 PM
Read it yourself.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on January 21, 2016, 04:44:19 PM
LOL. Too lazy to even do junior level high school work. You'll make it far in college. It's actually a decent book. But I guess kids just hate to read these days, or even attempt to.

I did read it

Prove it by writing a 100-word plot summary.

RomanGladiator · January 21, 2016, 04:51:41 PM

Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2016, 04:47:30 PM

Quote from: TR8Rshelf on January 21, 2016, 04:46:06 PM
Read it yourself.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on January 21, 2016, 04:44:19 PM
LOL. Too lazy to even do junior level high school work. You'll make it far in college. It's actually a decent book. But I guess kids just hate to read these days, or even attempt to.

I did read it, I just don't want to write a summary for it. Nice jumping to conclusions.

I also don't plan on going to college or university; I don't buy into the system. Only reason I care about passing this class is because my parents paid money for the school, so it would be a waste not to graduate.

Although you are right, I do dislike reading. It's boring.

I don't believe people when they say they think reading is boring. You just haven't found something you like personally yet.

Septy · January 21, 2016, 04:52:43 PM

You'll go far in life OP

Elai · January 21, 2016, 04:52:57 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on January 21, 2016, 04:51:41 PM

I don't believe people when they say they think reading is boring. You just haven't found something you like personally yet.

The only fictional book I've ever really enjoyed was Moby Dick. But even then, I had to force myself to do that. I never felt compelled to go back to the book.

I've probably read more than you, in all honesty. My library consists of more than just Star Wars and Halo books...

Elai · January 21, 2016, 04:53:57 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 21, 2016, 04:52:43 PM

You'll go far in life OP

If I wanted to "go far" (whatever that means), I'd obviously give a shit about education.

But I don't care.

Septy · January 21, 2016, 04:54:37 PM

Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2016, 04:53:57 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 21, 2016, 04:52:43 PM
You'll go far in life OP

If I wanted to "go far" (whatever that means), I'd obviously give a shit about education.

But I don't care.

Obviously

Elai · January 21, 2016, 04:55:07 PM

Good one?

Elegiac · January 21, 2016, 05:04:32 PM

At this rate it looks like you'll be writing it

Elai · January 21, 2016, 05:07:47 PM

I already handed in my assignment so if one of the mods want to lock this, go ahead.

Black Phillip · January 21, 2016, 05:08:25 PM

YouTube

Verbatim · January 21, 2016, 05:09:01 PM

Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2016, 04:47:30 PM

I just don't want to write a summary for it.

too bad

Coomer · January 21, 2016, 05:11:34 PM

Reading it but still cheating is worse than not doing it and cheating

Elai · January 21, 2016, 05:11:58 PM

Quote from: Penis Parker: Sexy Squid on January 21, 2016, 05:11:34 PM

Reading it but still cheating is worse than not doing it and cheating

Why's that?

Coomer · January 21, 2016, 05:12:13 PM

Plus
1OO words is short as fuck

Coomer · January 21, 2016, 05:12:49 PM

Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2016, 05:11:58 PM

Quote from: Penis Parker: Sexy Squid on January 21, 2016, 05:11:34 PM
Reading it but still cheating is worse than not doing it and cheating

Why's that?

Because that's fucking dedication to laziness lol

aREALgod · January 21, 2016, 05:12:50 PM

It's a stupid book. Just summarize how and why it's dumb and overrated.

Elegiac · January 21, 2016, 05:13:09 PM

Quote from: Penis Parker: Sexy Squid on January 21, 2016, 05:11:34 PM

Reading it but still cheating is worse than not doing it and cheating

YouTube

Elai · January 21, 2016, 05:13:10 PM

Quote from: Penis Parker: Sexy Squid on January 21, 2016, 05:12:49 PM

Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2016, 05:11:58 PM
Quote from: Penis Parker: Sexy Squid on January 21, 2016, 05:11:34 PM
Reading it but still cheating is worse than not doing it and cheating

Why's that?

Because that's fucking dedication to laziness lol

Stupid reasoning.

Verbatim · January 21, 2016, 05:13:53 PM

i mean, this is pretty low, tbh

disappointing

eggsalad · January 21, 2016, 05:14:35 PM

sucks to your asmar