because you imagine her being a ketchup packet?

Wha the fuck did I just read

no cuz then she starts complaining and how i'm hurting her or how im pissing her off and all that fun stuff

she's actually on her period rn, it was actually going pretty smoothly... but then of course she randomly starts saying that i'm irritating her and she's tired and grumpy, 'ya know the usual

...but yeah, i've had that thought before lol