Because I but my heart and soul into it.

I think you might need a hobby or something

Are you implying that this vapid shitposting isn't his hobby?

I guess instead of buying a sports car, Charlie's midlife crisis is manifesting itself as shitposting to teenagers on some obscure backwater forum no one gives a fuck about.

I thought the correct response is because mom is too busy fucking a black guy to make a good meal.

Woah woah.

What goes on at your dinner table should stay there