Dumbest Dreams you've ever had

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I neither fear, nor despise.
Inception tier.

Had a dream, and woke up from that dream. But THAT was the dream.
I dreamed that I woke up from a dream and was weirded out by it. Then I actually woke up and was weirded out even more.


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Inception tier.

Had a dream, and woke up from that dream. But THAT was the dream.
I dreamed that I woke up from a dream and was weirded out by it. Then I actually woke up and was weirded out even more.

Is that even possible?


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Inception tier.

Had a dream, and woke up from that dream. But THAT was the dream.
I dreamed that I woke up from a dream and was weirded out by it. Then I actually woke up and was weirded out even more.

Is that even possible?

Well it happened a few hours ago, so yeah


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Inception tier.

Had a dream, and woke up from that dream. But THAT was the dream.
I dreamed that I woke up from a dream and was weirded out by it. Then I actually woke up and was weirded out even more.

Is that even possible?

Well it happened a few hours ago, so yeah

How do you know you're not dreaming right now?


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I had this dream where I was eating French fries, then my parents woke me up and offered me some coffee. Me, still being 75% asleep, said "Let me finish my fucking French fries." My parents were very confused and started to laugh, and I am now disappointed that the French fries did not exist, because those were fucking good French fries.

Oh I hate those. Food dreams are the biggest cock tease ever.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Inception tier.

Had a dream, and woke up from that dream. But THAT was the dream.
I dreamed that I woke up from a dream and was weirded out by it. Then I actually woke up and was weirded out even more.

Is that even possible?

Well it happened a few hours ago, so yeah

How do you know you're not dreaming right now?

Because I can't dream up the shit I see on sep7agon


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uhhh...

- korrie
My dreams are usually filled with me serving the Blood God and giving Him tons of sacrifices.


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My dreams are usually filled with me serving the Blood God and giving Him tons of sacrifices.

...okay then...


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Well last night I had a dream that Hitler came back and forced me to make him drugs


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uhhh...

- korrie
My dreams are usually filled with me serving the Blood God and giving Him tons of sacrifices.

...okay then...
Hey, wanna look for a sacrifice with me?


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My dreams are usually filled with me serving the Blood God and giving Him tons of sacrifices.

...okay then...
Hey, wanna look for a sacrifice with me?

Uhhhhhh. Sure?


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uhhh...

- korrie
My dreams are usually filled with me serving the Blood God and giving Him tons of sacrifices.

...okay then...
Hey, wanna look for a sacrifice with me?

Uhhhhhh. Sure?
Yesh! Khorne will be pleased.


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I get the worst fever dreams that always leave me confused and hating life right after I wake up.


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You actually had a dream about Sep7agon? That's...kinda sad.
It sounds like you think about this forum way too much.

Hey I recently came back and it wasn't even on my mind when I went to sleep. You really think I control what I can dream? A dream about Sep7agon is actually relieving compared to the other shit I have dreamed of in my entire life. A perfect example is that one Asian guy who shot me dead whom he looked like he was in a gang, and that one was a reoccurring nightmare.

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OT: I don't remember what my dumbest dream is but I do have a tendency of having really bizarre dreams.

Bizarre ones always make me question my perception of reality.


 
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Only one that comes to mind right now is a dream where I jumped off of a building and I ended up falling out of my bed. That one was just trippy.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
A perfect example is that one Asian guy who shot me dead whom he looked like he was in a gang, and that one was a reoccurring nightmare.




you and this image have something in common
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both are rACIST


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I was about 11 at the time of this dream, but for some fucking reason I still remember it clearly. As some background, my little sister had a toy Easter Bunny plushie that would sing a little song about Easter when you squeezed the foot.

My family was sitting in the den of our old house (we've since moved, having been in Germany and whatnot) and I heard the song, but it was, like, really slow and deep. So we go outside and the fuckin' toy's sitting on the driveway, but it's huge - talkin' at least 20 or so feet tall.

And that's really the only thing I remember. I mean, some other stuff happened, but it was a dream so it was all disconnected and didn't make much sense. We rolled the bitch down the street or something.


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A perfect example is that one Asian guy who shot me dead whom he looked like he was in a gang, and that one was a reoccurring nightmare.




you and this image have something in common
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both are rACIST

Hey, I don't know why the guy was Asian, I have no control over my dreams.


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I was about 11 at the time of this dream, but for some fucking reason I still remember it clearly. As some background, my little sister had a toy Easter Bunny plushie that would sing a little song about Easter when you squeezed the foot.

My family was sitting in the den of our old house (we've since moved, having been in Germany and whatnot) and I heard the song, but it was, like, really slow and deep. So we go outside and the fuckin' toy's sitting on the driveway, but it's huge - talkin' at least 20 or so feet tall.

And that's really the only thing I remember. I mean, some other stuff happened, but it was a dream so it was all disconnected and didn't make much sense. We rolled the bitch down the street or something.

Reminds me a lot of the dreams I had as a little kid, except it would end with a giant vacuum clearer after me.


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mod status when?


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mod status when?

I have no fucking idea. I don't control what happens in my dreams, sometimes some of them end up actually happening in reality, even if it's with a different outcome or beginning.

Maybe part of my subconscious wants you to be a mod but can't wrap around what you have against me.


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Got to school without fucking pants and glitch Bethesda sled across the schoolyard.

I woke up and just went "What the fuck"


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My dreams are usually filled with me serving the Blood God and giving Him tons of sacrifices.

...okay then...
Hey, wanna look for a sacrifice with me?

Uhhhhhh. Sure?
Yesh! Khorne will be pleased.

I don't know who that is but okay.


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Got to school without fucking pants and glitch Bethesda sled across the schoolyard.

I woke up and just went "What the fuck"

I've had that happen to be before expect with just a shirt on, no pants, no underwear, and I would be able to phase through a fence and whatnot.


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uhhh...

- korrie
My dreams are usually filled with me serving the Blood God and giving Him tons of sacrifices.

...okay then...
Hey, wanna look for a sacrifice with me?

Uhhhhhh. Sure?
Yesh! Khorne will be pleased.

I don't know who that is but okay.
What?! Filthy dog, you do not who Lord Khorne is?! He is the Chaos God of BLOOD, BATTLE, HONOR, AND WAR!!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


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Got to school without fucking pants and glitch Bethesda sled across the schoolyard.

I woke up and just went "What the fuck"

I've had that happen to be before expect with just a shirt on, no pants, no underwear, and I would be able to phase through a fence and whatnot.
The mind is a fucked up thing eh?


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My dreams are usually filled with me serving the Blood God and giving Him tons of sacrifices.

...okay then...
Hey, wanna look for a sacrifice with me?

Uhhhhhh. Sure?
Yesh! Khorne will be pleased.

I don't know who that is but okay.
What?! Filthy dog, you do not who Lord Khorne is?! He is the Chaos God of BLOOD, BATTLE, HONOR, AND WAR!!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

O_o

Scary.

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Got to school without fucking pants and glitch Bethesda sled across the schoolyard.

I woke up and just went "What the fuck"

I've had that happen to be before expect with just a shirt on, no pants, no underwear, and I would be able to phase through a fence and whatnot.
The mind is a fucked up thing eh?

It is.