Quote from: Nick McIntyre on October 28, 2014, 11:06:51 PMSpoilerMe: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God: What do u mean?Me: Well, I woke up lateGod: YesMe: My car took forever to startGod: OkayMe: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to waitGod: HuummmMe: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a callGod: All rightMe: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through thatMe (humbled): OHGOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.Me: (ashamed) God: The first person who made your sandwichtoday was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.Me (embarrassed): okayGod: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.Me (softly): I see GodGod: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.Me: I’m Sorry GodGod: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.Me: I will trust You.God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children.Basically, God is a fucking asshole and would ruin your day just to "look after you" or some doohickey.What a jerk, right? Keeping me alive and shit.
SpoilerMe: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God: What do u mean?Me: Well, I woke up lateGod: YesMe: My car took forever to startGod: OkayMe: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to waitGod: HuummmMe: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a callGod: All rightMe: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through thatMe (humbled): OHGOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.Me: (ashamed) God: The first person who made your sandwichtoday was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.Me (embarrassed): okayGod: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.Me (softly): I see GodGod: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.Me: I’m Sorry GodGod: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.Me: I will trust You.God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children.Basically, God is a fucking asshole and would ruin your day just to "look after you" or some doohickey.
I know how much shrek loves me, shrek loves us all.Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Quote from: Jake on October 29, 2014, 12:20:15 AMNot at all relevant to this thread. But are you Jake from Bungie that I know or just some other random Jake who also stole the username
Is that why he made me an atheist
Quote from: Jake on October 29, 2014, 08:13:43 AMQuote from: randomrosso on October 29, 2014, 01:58:54 AMQuote from: Jake on October 29, 2014, 12:20:15 AMNot at all relevant to this thread. But are you Jake from Bungie that I know or just some other random Jake who also stole the usernameYeah, that's me. Hey, Rosso. Oh, hello! How's life, other Jake? I don't see you on Bungie any more I thinks
Quote from: randomrosso on October 29, 2014, 01:58:54 AMQuote from: Jake on October 29, 2014, 12:20:15 AMNot at all relevant to this thread. But are you Jake from Bungie that I know or just some other random Jake who also stole the usernameYeah, that's me. Hey, Rosso.
Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 29, 2014, 08:37:28 AMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 28, 2014, 10:37:53 PMIs that why he made me an atheistBecause God forces you to do things?What Bible are you reading-OH WAITI prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.Nothing ever came. If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.Kinda cemented things.
Quote from: TrussingDoor on October 28, 2014, 10:37:53 PMIs that why he made me an atheistBecause God forces you to do things?What Bible are you reading-OH WAIT
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 29, 2014, 08:34:59 PMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:23:41 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 29, 2014, 08:37:28 AMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 28, 2014, 10:37:53 PMIs that why he made me an atheistBecause God forces you to do things?What Bible are you reading-OH WAITI prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.Nothing ever came. If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.Kinda cemented things.I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?If an all-knowing, all-powerful god meant for me to see it, I would have seen it.
Quote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:23:41 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 29, 2014, 08:37:28 AMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 28, 2014, 10:37:53 PMIs that why he made me an atheistBecause God forces you to do things?What Bible are you reading-OH WAITI prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.Nothing ever came. If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.Kinda cemented things.I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 29, 2014, 08:40:10 PMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:35:53 PMQuote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 29, 2014, 08:34:59 PMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:23:41 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 29, 2014, 08:37:28 AMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 28, 2014, 10:37:53 PMIs that why he made me an atheistBecause God forces you to do things?What Bible are you reading-OH WAITI prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.Nothing ever came. If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.Kinda cemented things.I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?If an all-knowing, all-powerful god meant for me to see it, I would have seen it.God can't make you do anything, you get to choose how you interpret and see things. Really that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.you're suggesting I actively chose not to notice something
Quote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:35:53 PMQuote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 29, 2014, 08:34:59 PMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:23:41 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 29, 2014, 08:37:28 AMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 28, 2014, 10:37:53 PMIs that why he made me an atheistBecause God forces you to do things?What Bible are you reading-OH WAITI prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.Nothing ever came. If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.Kinda cemented things.I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?If an all-knowing, all-powerful god meant for me to see it, I would have seen it.God can't make you do anything, you get to choose how you interpret and see things. Really that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.
that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.
an interpretation
INTERPRETATION
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 29, 2014, 08:44:43 PMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:41:06 PMQuote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 29, 2014, 08:40:10 PMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:35:53 PMQuote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 29, 2014, 08:34:59 PMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:23:41 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 29, 2014, 08:37:28 AMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 28, 2014, 10:37:53 PMIs that why he made me an atheistBecause God forces you to do things?What Bible are you reading-OH WAITI prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.Nothing ever came. If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.Kinda cemented things.I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?If an all-knowing, all-powerful god meant for me to see it, I would have seen it.God can't make you do anything, you get to choose how you interpret and see things. Really that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.you're suggesting I actively chose not to notice somethingI'm not saying you actively chose not to, just that maybe you didn't realize what it was when it happened.if god meant for me to realize it, then he would have been clear enough, ye?An all-knowing being would know what I would be able to pick up on, and what I wouldn't.
Quote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:41:06 PMQuote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 29, 2014, 08:40:10 PMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:35:53 PMQuote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 29, 2014, 08:34:59 PMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 29, 2014, 08:23:41 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 29, 2014, 08:37:28 AMQuote from: TrussingDoor on October 28, 2014, 10:37:53 PMIs that why he made me an atheistBecause God forces you to do things?What Bible are you reading-OH WAITI prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.Nothing ever came. If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.Kinda cemented things.I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?If an all-knowing, all-powerful god meant for me to see it, I would have seen it.God can't make you do anything, you get to choose how you interpret and see things. Really that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.you're suggesting I actively chose not to notice somethingI'm not saying you actively chose not to, just that maybe you didn't realize what it was when it happened.
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 29, 2014, 08:40:10 PMthat's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.Quotean interpretationQuoteINTERPRETATIONYou heard it here first folks.Spoilersorry my atheism pro membership requires me to tip my fedora once per day.
Do you know how much GOD loves you?
