Do you have any stories of 'special' kids from your school?

Big Boss · September 24, 2015, 08:50:12 PM

In my school the kids of varying disability had their own cabin next to the main building where they'd have lessons and stuff. They even had their own toast, which tasted so much better than the toast in the canteen we were served. I used to pretend I was one of them and got free toast.

Doctor Doom · September 24, 2015, 08:51:29 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on September 24, 2015, 08:50:12 PM

pretend

Ha!

Spoiler

jk BB you know I love you

Big Boss · September 24, 2015, 08:52:14 PM

Quote from: Liquid Snake on September 24, 2015, 08:51:29 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on September 24, 2015, 08:50:12 PM
pretend

Ha!

Spoiler
jk BB you know I love you

I didn't even need to try that hard, that's saying something

Verbatim · September 24, 2015, 08:57:27 PM

yeah

as some of you may know, i was part of my high school's choir for three years (i sung bass)
every year, we'd have had this kid in the choir who happened to be autistic

like, REALLY REALLY autistic
hand-flapping, muttering-nonsense-to-himself autistic

and during one concert, i stood next to him, because he sung my part (and he wasn't bad)
but during the performance, usually between breaks, he would just turn around and blow right into my face

for no reason

i just kind of dealt with it the first two times
but when he did it a third time, i turned around and said "stop, please" very sternly

it made him jump, and he got really scared
i felt terrible

eggsalad · September 24, 2015, 08:59:40 PM

There was this one autistic kid who did some weird shit.
One time he just ran up to us when we were walking in the hallway, pointed his finger at us and screamed, "YOU'RE MEAN!". He quickly scampered away as we just stared in confusion because we'd never interacted with him before.

Then another time he just walked up and hit me in the chest but it was sort of a limp handed effort so we just stood there looking confused until he got all nervous and left.

Big Boss · September 24, 2015, 09:00:21 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on September 24, 2015, 08:57:27 PM

yeah

as some of you may know, i was part of my high school's choir for three years (i sung bass)
every year, we'd have had this kid in the choir who happened to be autistic

and during one concert, i stood next to him, because he sung my part (and he wasn't bad)
but during the performance, usually between breaks, he would just turn around and blow right into my face

for no reason

i just kind of dealt with it the first two times
but when he did it a third time, i turned around and said "stop, please" very sternly

it made him jump, and he got really scared
i felt terrible

I don't care if they are autistic, if a kid is being obnoxious and intrusive you put them in their place

Especially in the cinema, if they ruin the film for me they will feel my wrath

Big Boss · September 24, 2015, 09:08:45 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on September 24, 2015, 08:59:40 PM

There was this one autistic kid who did some weird shit.
One time he just ran up to us when we were walking in the hallway, pointed his finger at us and screamed, "YOU'RE MEAN!". He quickly scampered away as we just stared in confusion because we'd never interacted with him before.

Then another time he just walked up and hit me in the chest but it was sort of a limp handed effort so we just stood there looking confused until he got all nervous and left.

10 years later you see that kid as a pro MMA fighter and think woah I took a punch from him once

Jocephalopod · September 24, 2015, 09:20:49 PM

holy fuck yes.. there was this kid named Patrick in middle school. Even though Patrick was mentally retarded, he was always consciously a dick.

so one day, when I was drinking from the water fountain, Patrick comes up behind me and starts screaming at the top of his autistic lungs "JOE CUT ME ON THE LINE". His fucking screeches conjured the pathetic special ed teacher who looked at me like I had just devoured a malnourished Cambodian tribe. I asked her who she would rather believe but my defense was hopeless and I was labeled as a scumbag by her and her cronies.

Anyway, half a year passes by, and Patrick had been relatively quiet. Feeling confident in my ability to venture the halls without any witnesses to back me up, I bound for the bathroom and encounter the Patrick himself. he was facing the urinal, pants down to his ankles as custom. Without turning his head he let out a deafening echoed scream and reeled around to face me while still pissing.

not only did I see a mentally retarded dick, but this fucking kid pissed all over my torso, laughing like a fucking baboon as he shivered his bladder to exhaustion. I remember being so fucking livid trying to hold back from executing this fuck in the bathroom. I had kicked him against the nearby sink immediately after he started pissing on me, but gave up the physical shit and just walked out after realizing how much trouble I would be in.

Big Boss · September 24, 2015, 09:22:40 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 24, 2015, 09:20:49 PM

holy fuck yes.. there was this kid named Patrick in middle school. Even though Patrick was mentally retarded, he was always consciously a dick.

so one day, when I was drinking from the water fountain, Patrick comes up behind me and starts screaming at the top of his autistic lungs "JOE CUT ME ON THE LINE". His fucking screeches conjured the pathetic special ed teacher who looked at me like I had just devoured a malnourished Cambodian tribe. I asked her who she would rather believe but my defense was hopeless and I was labeled as a scumbag by her and her cronies.

Anyway, half a year passes by, and Patrick had been relatively quiet. Feeling confident in my ability to venture the halls without any witnesses to back me up, I bound for the bathroom and encounter the Patrick himself. he was facing the urinal, pants down to his ankles as custom. Without turning his head he let out a deafening echoed scream and reeled around to face me while still pissing.

not only did I see a mentally retarded dick, but this fucking kid pissed all over my torso, laughing like a fucking baboon as he shivered his bladder to exhaustion. I remember being so fucking livid trying to hold back from executing this fuck in the bathroom. I had kicked him against the nearby sink immediately after he started pissing on me, but gave up the physical shit and just walked out after realizing how much trouble I would be in.

You wrote that so well. I actually laughed. I love gross surreal humor.

RubMyBelly69 · September 24, 2015, 09:25:10 PM

There are so many outrageous tales but I'd feel bad about recounting any of them

Big Boss · September 24, 2015, 09:26:53 PM

Quote from: New on September 24, 2015, 09:25:10 PM

There are so many outrageous tales but I'd feel bad about recounting any of them

Dude

I used to pretend to be retarded and steal disabled kid's bread
Joe beat up a disabled child while he was pissing in the bathroom

Don't feel bad, spread the love

Deesbee · September 24, 2015, 09:33:42 PM

Man, I actually got triggered a tiny bit by this thread. I need to become more of a cynical asshole fast.

Doctor Doom · September 24, 2015, 09:34:33 PM

But anyway I remember a kid named Mitchell in high school who had what I assume was high-level autism. He was usually seen walking around the halls singing to himself with his hand up by his ear, walking into random classrooms and disrupting shit, and basically being an all-around nuisance. One time he walked into a physics lab in which we were dropping marbles into buckets of water for reasons I can't recall, grabbed a bucket, flipped it upside down over his head, and soaked both himself and anyone nearby. It was the only time I'd ever seen my teacher in that class get well and truly pissed.

Fortunately I only had to interact with him twice in my four years there. The first time, he tapped on my shoulder and started yelling 'spring!' when I turned around, before moving on to do the same to everybody else in the hall. The second time I passed him he turned to me and said 'I didn't shoot him' with a look somewhere between horror and confusion on his face. I decided I didn't want to know what he was talking about.

Big Boss · September 24, 2015, 09:43:23 PM

Quote from: Liquid Snake on September 24, 2015, 09:34:33 PM

But anyway I remember a kid named Mitchell in high school who had what I assume was high-level autism. He was usually seen walking around the halls singing to himself with his hand up by his ear, walking into random classrooms and disrupting shit, and basically being an all-around nuisance. One time he walked into a physics lab in which we were dropping marbles into buckets of water for reasons I can't recall, grabbed a bucket, flipped it upside down over his head, and soaked both himself and anyone nearby. It was the only time I'd ever seen my teacher in that class get well and truly pissed.

Fortunately I only had to interact with him twice in my four years there. The first time, he tapped on my shoulder and started yelling 'spring!' when I turned around, before moving on to do the same to everybody else in the hall. The second time I passed him he turned to me and said 'I didn't shoot him' with a look somewhere between horror and confusion on his face. I decided I didn't want to know what he was talking about.

I can just imagine seeing that in gif format

Then the camera zooms on your face after you tip the bucket

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · September 24, 2015, 09:46:35 PM

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Assassin 11D7 · September 24, 2015, 09:52:58 PM

One kid jacked off several times in one of my friend's classes(I didn't want to know anymore), and one of them would walk up to everyone in our class and recite their home address, phone number, and bizarre facts he somehow knew about them. Yeah, I've not got much.

The Lord Ruler · September 24, 2015, 10:11:33 PM

the special kids would bake cookies every friday and sell them, i was joking with my friends at lunch that the main ingredient is drool.

apparently a couple of people overheard me and thought it was true. that led to giant rumors and students freaking out and they had to stop selling them. some of the special kids were pretty upset

the whole thing was hilarious but i do feel kinda bad

Coomer · September 24, 2015, 10:46:12 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on September 24, 2015, 08:57:27 PM

yeah

as some of you may know, i was part of my high school's choir for three years (i sung bass)
every year, we'd have had this kid in the choir who happened to be autistic

like, REALLY REALLY autistic
hand-flapping, muttering-nonsense-to-himself autistic

and during one concert, i stood next to him, because he sung my part (and he wasn't bad)
but during the performance, usually between breaks, he would just turn around and blow right into my face

for no reason

i just kind of dealt with it the first two times
but when he did it a third time, i turned around and said "stop, please" very sternly

it made him jump, and he got really scared
i felt terrible

Imagining you singing makes me laugh my ass off

Sandtrap · September 25, 2015, 12:59:56 AM

I was last on the pickup road for the school bus, so by the time I got on the bus, there were no seats left save for one or two, depending on the school bus that came to pick me up. Anyway, there was a fellow with down syndrome who rode on the bus.

And, the other kids being the friendly little bundles that they were, saved me the best seat in the house. The one in front of wherever the fellow with downsyndrome was.

Long story short, every single morning I had the pleasure of having my seat kicked in non-stop for an hour's bus ride while the fellow made various sounds, usually continually getting louder and louder as he went.

Having feet continually kick the back of your seat combined with loud gibberish at six in the morning is a fucking nerve tester I tell you what.

Jive Turkey · September 25, 2015, 01:11:24 AM

Lol I have tons of stories, I did a lot of community service for the program at my old highschool that holds all of the special kids.

One time two of the higher functioning ones (boy and girl) went missing and we spent like 30 minutes looking for them. Eventually we found these fucking kids at the front of the school on the grass dry humping the shit out of eachother hahahaha

Ushan · September 25, 2015, 01:41:07 AM

I honestly couldn't say.

I was generally too out of it in high school to notice these things.

R o c k e t · September 25, 2015, 02:28:06 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 24, 2015, 09:20:49 PM

not only did I see a mentally retarded dick,

R o c k e t · September 25, 2015, 02:31:51 AM

There were a few kids visiting our school.

One of them thought he was a T-Rex. So he ran down the hall with his arms up like little claws. He believed with all his might he was King of the Dinosaurs.

Spoiler

.......he wasn't

Mattie G Indahouse · September 25, 2015, 03:56:02 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on September 24, 2015, 08:50:12 PM

canteen

Cafeteria.

big dog · September 25, 2015, 04:02:38 AM

This one time a guy dropped his pants and took a dump in the maths corridor.

Kiwicake · September 25, 2015, 04:05:09 AM

Surprisingly, even though my form class was located in my school's learning support centre for those kinds of kids, I actually can't think of any stories about them

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Kitsune 狐 · September 25, 2015, 07:42:01 AM

I was in speech class in elementary school, so people thought I was in special Ed and would make fun of me. However, there was this one kid that the school was convinced was autistic because he shat his pants on the playground, took off his underwear, and threw it at another kid. I found out after high school that he's not autistic, but schizophrenic.

Flee · September 25, 2015, 07:55:50 AM

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Kitsune 狐 · September 25, 2015, 12:58:10 PM

Quote from: Flee on September 25, 2015, 07:55:50 AM

This is another thing I always thought was just movie fiction about the US, along with things like spelling bee competitions.

Spelling bees are legit and televised.