Do you have a moment to talk about femboy santa?

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Can I rip on those anal beads like I'm starting a lawnmower?
No you pull them out slowly, one by one, so it massages his butthole.
That's no fun

You need to pull it like the ripcord of a chainsaw.
So I have to hold him between my legs first?

No, no no no, you're doing it all wrong. He's got to be on the ground. You place your boot firmly down on him, and with one arm you pull back on the ripcord.

That's just for starters though. After he's a little bit warmed up you can start it easier.
oh

Do I have to choke it?


 
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Can I rip on those anal beads like I'm starting a lawnmower?
No you pull them out slowly, one by one, so it massages his butthole.
That's no fun

You need to pull it like the ripcord of a chainsaw.
So I have to hold him between my legs first?

No, no no no, you're doing it all wrong. He's got to be on the ground. You place your boot firmly down on him, and with one arm you pull back on the ripcord.

That's just for starters though. After he's a little bit warmed up you can start it easier.
oh

Do I have to choke it?

Yee.

You gotta pump it a few times to get the gas going.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Can I rip on those anal beads like I'm starting a lawnmower?
No you pull them out slowly, one by one, so it massages his butthole.
That's no fun

You need to pull it like the ripcord of a chainsaw.
So I have to hold him between my legs first?

No, no no no, you're doing it all wrong. He's got to be on the ground. You place your boot firmly down on him, and with one arm you pull back on the ripcord.

That's just for starters though. After he's a little bit warmed up you can start it easier.
oh

Do I have to choke it?

Yee.

You gotta pump it a few times to get the gas going.
okay so

choke
prime
put on ground
step on with boot
grab cord firmly
yank like I'm Ulysses S. Grant


 
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Rockets on my X
Can I rip on those anal beads like I'm starting a lawnmower?
No you pull them out slowly, one by one, so it massages his butthole.
That's no fun

You need to pull it like the ripcord of a chainsaw.
So I have to hold him between my legs first?

No, no no no, you're doing it all wrong. He's got to be on the ground. You place your boot firmly down on him, and with one arm you pull back on the ripcord.

That's just for starters though. After he's a little bit warmed up you can start it easier.
oh

Do I have to choke it?

Yee.

You gotta pump it a few times to get the gas going.
okay so

choke
prime
put on ground
step on with boot
grab cord firmly
yank like I'm Ulysses S. Grant

Don't forget to lubricate it with oil!

You want all the moving parts to run smoothly.


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