Do you have a lighter?

Nick McIntyre · March 03, 2015, 07:03:51 PM

Cuz I can afford 30 dollar cigarettes but I don't have enough for a $1 lighter.

R o c k e t · March 03, 2015, 07:04:54 PM

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I knew this looked familiar.

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Sandtrap · March 03, 2015, 07:05:23 PM

Aye. I have a portable propane stove and a blowtorch in my truck. I can light the torch and give ya a light if you want.

March 03, 2015, 07:27:34 PM

Yeah, two Bics. I usually just buy them in 3-packs

R o c k e t · March 03, 2015, 07:31:37 PM

>other server at my restaurant needs to light a birthday cake
>"you got a lighter?"
>nah I don't smoke

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · March 03, 2015, 08:06:05 PM

buy a zippo you cig-smoking pleb

Septy · March 03, 2015, 08:08:58 PM

I do but its mine

Jocephalopod · March 03, 2015, 08:12:51 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 03, 2015, 07:31:37 PM

>other server at my restaurant needs to light a birthday cake
>"you got a lighter?"
>nah I don't smoke

are you also implying you don't burn your pubes?

R o c k e t · March 03, 2015, 08:14:21 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on March 03, 2015, 08:12:51 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 03, 2015, 07:31:37 PM
>other server at my restaurant needs to light a birthday cake
>"you got a lighter?"
>nah I don't smoke

are you also implying you don't burn your pubes?

I don't burn myself at all

Jocephalopod · March 03, 2015, 08:17:48 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 03, 2015, 08:14:21 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on March 03, 2015, 08:12:51 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 03, 2015, 07:31:37 PM
>other server at my restaurant needs to light a birthday cake
>"you got a lighter?"
>nah I don't smoke

are you also implying you don't burn your pubes?

I don't burn myself at all

that's disgusting

R o c k e t · March 03, 2015, 08:18:10 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on March 03, 2015, 08:17:48 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 03, 2015, 08:14:21 PM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on March 03, 2015, 08:12:51 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 03, 2015, 07:31:37 PM
>other server at my restaurant needs to light a birthday cake
>"you got a lighter?"
>nah I don't smoke

are you also implying you don't burn your pubes?

I don't burn myself at all

that's disgusting

burning yourself is disgusting, I know

Juuzou · March 03, 2015, 08:20:49 PM

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