Do you ever want to have kids?

Jono · October 22, 2015, 11:43:58 PM

Nah, fuck kids

Epsira · October 22, 2015, 11:43:59 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on October 22, 2015, 11:32:50 PM

If i make a certain amount of money... sure.

Selling children would be pretty lucrative, tbh.

Verbatim · October 22, 2015, 11:44:18 PM

Well, certainly not my own, of course. But even if I were to adopt, I'm not sure if I would be able to handle such a monumental responsibility.

Children aren't pets. That child's life is going to be molded almost entirely by you.

All of your choices, everything you teach him, and all the things you expose him to...

Anything wrong with that child is basically your fault.

Are you sure you want that on your life?

Doctor Doom · October 22, 2015, 11:44:28 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 22, 2015, 11:42:36 PM

Hmm.

Should I mark that down as a 'maybe'?

Korra · October 22, 2015, 11:44:53 PM

Yeah. But with how things are going, adoption will be a thing for me most likely.

R o c k e t · October 22, 2015, 11:46:25 PM

Quote from: Zonda on October 22, 2015, 11:27:44 PM

Quote from: RocketChan on October 22, 2015, 11:17:56 PM

reminds me of this

DAMN

Verbatim · October 22, 2015, 11:47:11 PM

If life had a reset button or an undo button, nothing would matter, but there isn't. This is real.
And the scariest thing about reality is that nobody understands how real reality really is.

You hurt your child in any way, intentionally or otherwise, you can't take it back.

Anyone who tells me they're prepared for that type of reality is either lying or ignorant. Or evil.

TB · October 22, 2015, 11:50:37 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 22, 2015, 11:47:11 PM

If life had a reset button or an undo button, nothing would matter, but there isn't. This is real.
And the scariest thing about reality is that nobody understands how real reality really is.

You hurt your child in any way, intentionally or otherwise, you can't take it back.

Anyone who tells me they're prepared for that type of reality is either lying or ignorant. Or evil.

You ok Verb?
Something happen to you as a child?

Verbatim · October 22, 2015, 11:52:47 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on October 22, 2015, 11:50:37 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 22, 2015, 11:47:11 PM
If life had a reset button or an undo button, nothing would matter, but there isn't. This is real.
And the scariest thing about reality is that nobody understands how real reality really is.

You hurt your child in any way, intentionally or otherwise, you can't take it back.

Anyone who tells me they're prepared for that type of reality is either lying or ignorant. Or evil.
You ok Verb?
Something happen to you as a child?

Yeah, I was born, and I didn't ask for it.

It doesn't matter if anything happened to me--I'm aware of the fact that horrible shit happens to children every day across the world and they either become shitty people, poor people, hungry people, or fucking dead people. And it's their parents' fault.

Verbatim · October 22, 2015, 11:55:37 PM

To anyone who actually wants children here, please just consider adoption.

Consider the fact that another innocent potential human being may not want to be here.

Korra · October 22, 2015, 11:57:35 PM

Bleep bloop.

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 12:00:23 AM

Quote from: Korra on October 22, 2015, 11:44:53 PM

Yeah. But with how things are going, adoption will be a thing for me most likely.

may i ask what you mean by that

Thun · October 23, 2015, 12:00:50 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 12:00:23 AM

Quote from: Korra on October 22, 2015, 11:44:53 PM
Yeah. But with how things are going, adoption will be a thing for me most likely.
may i ask what you mean by that

she's trans too

Elai · October 23, 2015, 12:01:12 AM

I guess we were due for another antinatalism conversation sooner or later

Keep trying with TBlocks, Verb. I've sort of got him in a corner with this debate IRL lol

Busta Nut · October 23, 2015, 12:01:55 AM

Absolutely, though my fears of having my children turn out as fucked up as I did will probably keep me from trying.

That would destroy me.

Thun · October 23, 2015, 12:02:36 AM

Quote from: Blankina on October 23, 2015, 12:01:55 AM

Absolutely, though my fears of having my children turn out as fucked up as I did will probably keep me from trying.

That would destroy me.

Have you and Jet been looking into it lately?

TB · October 23, 2015, 12:03:08 AM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 23, 2015, 12:01:12 AM

I guess we were due for another antinatalism conversation sooner or later

Keep trying with TBlocks, Verb. I've sort of got him in a corner with this debate IRL lol

Yea and it sucks. lol
I'll find a loophole sooner or later.

Spoiler

Probably

Hopefully

Spoiler

Maybe

Korra · October 23, 2015, 12:03:11 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 12:00:23 AM

Quote from: Korra on October 22, 2015, 11:44:53 PM
Yeah. But with how things are going, adoption will be a thing for me most likely.
may i ask what you mean by that

females can't impregnate females.

And the sciency ways are a no-no.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 23, 2015, 12:03:59 AM

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Thun · October 23, 2015, 12:05:09 AM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 23, 2015, 12:03:59 AM

haha lesbians

lez are pretty GOAT, just as long as they ain't dykes.

Jive Turkey · October 23, 2015, 12:05:36 AM

I kinda want to. I have a deep primal urge to spread my seed. Honestly i'd impregnate a lot of women if there were no consequences

But future steroid abuse will prolly leave me infertile lol and i have a low inhibition yolo attitude with no regards to what my future self might want smh

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 12:05:47 AM

Quote from: Korra on October 23, 2015, 12:03:11 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 12:00:23 AM
Quote from: Korra on October 22, 2015, 11:44:53 PM
Yeah. But with how things are going, adoption will be a thing for me most likely.
may i ask what you mean by that
females can't impregnate females.

And the sciency ways are a no-no.

oh

sorry, i did not realize that was your orientation

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 23, 2015, 12:05:57 AM

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Korra · October 23, 2015, 12:06:48 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 12:05:47 AM

Quote from: Korra on October 23, 2015, 12:03:11 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 12:00:23 AM
Quote from: Korra on October 22, 2015, 11:44:53 PM
Yeah. But with how things are going, adoption will be a thing for me most likely.
may i ask what you mean by that
females can't impregnate females.

And the sciency ways are a no-no.
oh

sorry, i did not realize that was your orientation

eh, its k.

Ushan · October 23, 2015, 12:07:44 AM

Later down the line.

I feel like that's something I would rather do in my late thrities early forties.

Elai · October 23, 2015, 12:08:13 AM

Quote from: TBlocks on October 23, 2015, 12:03:08 AM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 23, 2015, 12:01:12 AM
I guess we were due for another antinatalism conversation sooner or later

Keep trying with TBlocks, Verb. I've sort of got him in a corner with this debate IRL lol
Yea and it sucks. lol
I'll find a loophole sooner or later.

Spoiler
Spoiler
Probably
Hopefully
Spoiler
Maybe

If you ever find a loophole, let me know

As soon as Im not morally obligated to be an antinatalist i'm going to be reproducing more than a muslim flood spore

Of course the loophole would have to somehow alter reality to, yknow, not suck and to provide consent for the child.

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 12:09:05 AM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 23, 2015, 12:01:12 AM

I guess we were due for another antinatalism conversation sooner or later

Keep trying with TBlocks, Verb. I've sort of got him in a corner with this debate IRL lol

you met him offline?...

this thread is blowing my mind right now

TB · October 23, 2015, 12:09:59 AM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 23, 2015, 12:08:13 AM

Quote from: TBlocks on October 23, 2015, 12:03:08 AM
Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 23, 2015, 12:01:12 AM
I guess we were due for another antinatalism conversation sooner or later

Keep trying with TBlocks, Verb. I've sort of got him in a corner with this debate IRL lol
Yea and it sucks. lol
I'll find a loophole sooner or later.

Spoiler
Spoiler
Probably
Hopefully
Spoiler
Maybe

If you ever find a loophole, let me know

As soon as Im not morally obligated to be an antinatalist i'm going to be reproducing more than a muslim flood spore

Of course the loophole would have to somehow alter reality to, yknow, not suck and to provide consent for the child.

Let me just call up the fine folks at NASA and we'll have an answer within a decade.
But for real I'm gonna dwell on it until I find one.

Elai · October 23, 2015, 12:11:51 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 12:09:05 AM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 23, 2015, 12:01:12 AM
I guess we were due for another antinatalism conversation sooner or later

Keep trying with TBlocks, Verb. I've sort of got him in a corner with this debate IRL lol
you met him offline?...

this thread is blowing my mind right now

TBlocks and I are childhood friends.

Well, we've known each other for that long. It took some maturity on my end before we became friends.

I'm guessing you werent expecting these results ITT (hence the "ming-blowing")?

TB · October 23, 2015, 12:12:26 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 12:09:05 AM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 23, 2015, 12:01:12 AM
I guess we were due for another antinatalism conversation sooner or later

Keep trying with TBlocks, Verb. I've sort of got him in a corner with this debate IRL lol
you met him offline?...

this thread is blowing my mind right now

Yea dude. We've known each other for a while.
He's the whole reason I got on B.Net in the first place.