Do SJW's change light bulbs or even use them?

Mattie G Indahouse · February 28, 2015, 06:28:04 AM

I was wondering because to them it might be rape. The reason why is because the light bulb has a male part and the socket is the female part. Even though both things are inanimate objects they might think the socket is getting rapped because it has no say if it want's to have the light bulb screwed in it.

challengerX · February 28, 2015, 06:39:18 AM

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Mattie G Indahouse · February 28, 2015, 06:42:59 AM

Quote from: challengerX on February 28, 2015, 06:39:18 AM

Verbatim logic: "Did you ask if the socket wants a lightbulb in it? What if it doesn't want to be like every other disgusting socket? Did you ever think about that? Fucking cunt."

You also have to ask it if it even wants to have electricity going through it and if it does then you have to ask the switch if it wants to be turned on.

Flee · February 28, 2015, 06:48:45 AM

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DAS B00T x2 · February 28, 2015, 06:55:04 AM

Quote from: Flee on February 28, 2015, 06:48:45 AM

This reminds me of the "how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke.

Oh, I've got that one too.

aREALgod · February 28, 2015, 06:55:16 AM

Quote from: challengerX on February 28, 2015, 06:39:18 AM

Verbatim logic: "Did you ask if the socket wants a lightbulb in it? What if it doesn't want to be like every other disgusting socket? Did you ever think about that? Fucking cunt."

Did you ask the light bulb if it wanted to be made?

Flee · February 28, 2015, 07:25:15 AM

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Rinev · February 28, 2015, 07:31:15 AM

Quote from: Flee on February 28, 2015, 07:25:15 AM

Quote from: DASIUS B00TICUS SNAKESAR on February 28, 2015, 06:55:04 AM
Quote from: Flee on February 28, 2015, 06:48:45 AM
This reminds me of the "how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke.
Oh, I've got that one too.

I deserve those two likes, you fuck.

If it makes you feel better I'll give you one.

Edit: I may have given you a little more than one.

Flee · February 28, 2015, 07:41:14 AM

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Mattie G Indahouse · February 28, 2015, 09:10:58 AM

Quote from: DASIUS B00TICUS SNAKESAR on February 28, 2015, 06:55:04 AM

Quote from: Flee on February 28, 2015, 06:48:45 AM
This reminds me of the "how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke.
Oh, I've got that one too.

The sad thing is that would be true. If you hold open a door for one they would bitch about you treating them like they are weak. If you don't hold it open for them they would bitch about you treating them like shit.