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Only cuz one of the nuns use to flash her tits for me
I usually only get wet because I always have to hold my shit during the sermon and my thighs get sweaty.
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Only when they start playing Freebird.
If I could get boners then I would have back in the day when I attended church. I had a huge crush on one of the pastors because he was so damn hot. I'm a sinner for thinking of fucking him in church.
Quote from: Kitsunekun on May 14, 2015, 06:23:00 PMIf I could get boners then I would have back in the day when I attended church. I had a huge crush on one of the pastors because he was so damn hot. I'm a sinner for thinking of fucking him in church.All the pastors in my church are pasty old fucks
Quote from: Kitsunekun on May 14, 2015, 06:23:00 PMIf I could get boners then I would have back in the day when I attended church. I had a huge crush on one of the pastors because he was so damn hot. I'm a sinner for thinking of fucking him in church.damn, guurl
I don't go to church. God doesn't exist.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 07:04:09 PMI don't go to church. God doesn't exist.There are different churches you know...
Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 14, 2015, 07:10:51 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 07:04:09 PMI don't go to church. God doesn't exist.There are different churches you know...Oh.Well in that case, no.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 07:11:35 PMQuote from: FatherlyNick on May 14, 2015, 07:10:51 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 07:04:09 PMI don't go to church. God doesn't exist.There are different churches you know...Oh.Well in that case, no.Usually most church type places worship some sort of God despite what God it is, so if he says there is no God I doubt he would be visiting any spiritual places of worship.
Quote from: Kitsunekun on May 14, 2015, 07:15:21 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 07:11:35 PMQuote from: FatherlyNick on May 14, 2015, 07:10:51 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 07:04:09 PMI don't go to church. God doesn't exist.There are different churches you know...Oh.Well in that case, no.Usually most church type places worship some sort of God despite what God it is, so if he says there is no God I doubt he would be visiting any spiritual places of worship.Supposedly there is a church for atheists, but I don't even go to those.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 07:18:24 PMQuote from: Kitsunekun on May 14, 2015, 07:15:21 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 07:11:35 PMQuote from: FatherlyNick on May 14, 2015, 07:10:51 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 07:04:09 PMI don't go to church. God doesn't exist.There are different churches you know...Oh.Well in that case, no.Usually most church type places worship some sort of God despite what God it is, so if he says there is no God I doubt he would be visiting any spiritual places of worship.Supposedly there is a church for atheists, but I don't even go to those.What is the point of that? "Okay everyone today we are going to discuss Gods.... There are none. Okay everyone have a great day see you next week when we discuss why"
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Did you ever get a boner while in Church?