I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 01, 2016, 07:37:18 AMI have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died."mixed with Adele"So she's fat?
Quote from: TSicarius on August 01, 2016, 10:04:36 AMNo... No one said "All too easy"Actually I'm pretty sure someone did the other day.
No... No one said "All too easy"
Quote from: Ian on August 01, 2016, 11:35:20 AMCan I still call you Split-Dick?Since nothing actually split, it'd be inaccurate to say that.
Can I still call you Split-Dick?
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 01, 2016, 11:26:03 AMQuote from: RomanGladiator on August 01, 2016, 11:20:51 AMQuote from: Jocephalopod on August 01, 2016, 09:19:10 AMWhen will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect? The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??Just be alone again and be normal LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.Nice troll post. She does want to see me again.dam I've been exposedNo one wants me to be happy and learn from my mistakes I guess...and whenever it's a new girl I have to hear about how I'm going to mess it up.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 01, 2016, 11:20:51 AMQuote from: Jocephalopod on August 01, 2016, 09:19:10 AMWhen will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect? The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??Just be alone again and be normal LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.Nice troll post. She does want to see me again.dam I've been exposed
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 01, 2016, 09:19:10 AMWhen will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect? The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??Just be alone again and be normal LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.Nice troll post. She does want to see me again.
When will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect? The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??Just be alone again and be normal LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.
Quote from: EarningAttorney on August 01, 2016, 12:22:13 PMQuote from: RomanGladiator on August 01, 2016, 07:37:18 AMI have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died."mixed with Adele"So she's fat?You must be new here.Roman won't even look at someone if they're under 250 lbs.
Pics of girl
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on August 01, 2016, 10:49:46 AMPics of girl
Quote from: KING IN DA NORTH! on August 01, 2016, 07:47:23 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on August 01, 2016, 10:49:46 AMPics of girlAbsolutely not, lol. And she's not 250.
What is a good idea to do for the second time we meet? Initially I wanted her to come over to watch a movie, but that would entail meeting my parents. We've only met once, and it was an unusual date. We kind of made out in my car for hours and talked, but kept our boundaries too. She just got out of a four year relationship; the day we met she was moving things out of her ex's place. She says she's not sure what she wants. Okay, I'd love a relationship with this girl, but because of her situation, I said I'm not sure either when I was asked. Even if she was over, I wouldn't want to even make it to third base because I respect her and like her that much. For Wednesday I think dinner at a small diner, an ice cream place, and maybe even hiking.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 01, 2016, 08:08:52 PMWhat is a good idea to do for the second time we meet? Initially I wanted her to come over to watch a movie, but that would entail meeting my parents. We've only met once, and it was an unusual date. We kind of made out in my car for hours and talked, but kept our boundaries too. She just got out of a four year relationship; the day we met she was moving things out of her ex's place. She says she's not sure what she wants. Okay, I'd love a relationship with this girl, but because of her situation, I said I'm not sure either when I was asked. Even if she was over, I wouldn't want to even make it to third base because I respect her and like her that much. For Wednesday I think dinner at a small diner, an ice cream place, and maybe even hiking.hiking, she probably needs the exercise, knowing your standards
Quote from: Arky on August 01, 2016, 12:55:10 PMQuote from: EarningAttorney on August 01, 2016, 12:22:13 PMQuote from: RomanGladiator on August 01, 2016, 07:37:18 AMI have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died."mixed with Adele"So she's fat?You must be new here.Roman won't even look at someone if they're under 250 lbs.not new just ijnactive
Roman, ignore the haters. I'm seriously glad you're in a good place now. To your question, if she knows you're at your parents' house, then she'll be ok with meeting at hers. Don't introduce her until the fifth or sixth date.
I can't wait to see how this unfolds. Don't take her hiking though, heavy girls rarely like walking.
Quote from: Dietrich Six on August 02, 2016, 08:32:00 AMI can't wait to see how this unfolds. Don't take her hiking though, heavy girls rarely like walking.She's really sweet, why does it matter she's a little heavy? She's got the cutest little face I've ever seen. And she's a volunteer EMT.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 02, 2016, 08:35:47 AMQuote from: Dietrich Six on August 02, 2016, 08:32:00 AMI can't wait to see how this unfolds. Don't take her hiking though, heavy girls rarely like walking.She's really sweet, why does it matter she's a little heavy? She's got the cutest little face I've ever seen. And she's a volunteer EMT.I'm not saying there's anything wrong with her being heavy, just that she probably doesn't enjoy walking.
Quote from: Dietrich Six on August 02, 2016, 09:38:22 AMQuote from: RomanGladiator on August 02, 2016, 08:35:47 AMQuote from: Dietrich Six on August 02, 2016, 08:32:00 AMI can't wait to see how this unfolds. Don't take her hiking though, heavy girls rarely like walking.She's really sweet, why does it matter she's a little heavy? She's got the cutest little face I've ever seen. And she's a volunteer EMT.I'm not saying there's anything wrong with her being heavy, just that she probably doesn't enjoy walking.On her Tinder profile she said she's likes hikes...she used to ride horses in competitions too. She's active, and the all around great American blonde girl. Smarter than me. I feel lucky.
Quote from: EarningAttorney on August 01, 2016, 03:27:49 PMQuote from: Arky on August 01, 2016, 12:55:10 PMQuote from: EarningAttorney on August 01, 2016, 12:22:13 PMQuote from: RomanGladiator on August 01, 2016, 07:37:18 AMI have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died."mixed with Adele"So she's fat?You must be new here.Roman won't even look at someone if they're under 250 lbs.not new just ijnactivelol um yes you most definitely are new, Mr. July 3, 2016.
Did someone say all too easy?
