Description Thread

I'm a little bit bored so I'm making a psyduck thread, for this thread there are four things that you give a brief description of <.<

1. The country in which you live
2. Your favourite food/drink
3. Your general appearance
4. What you are aiming for in the future

1

The glorious and illustrious island of GREAT Britain, also known in the 21st century as the Islamic Caliphate and Sultanate of Britbongistan. Fish and Chips, phoneboxes, chavs, police that don't kill you in the street, all of these things can be found in abundance. God Save the Queen and death to the frogs.

2

Tea obviously, of all kinds barring Lapsang Ashtray Souchong. Lychee have to be my favourite foodstuff though, small round stone fruits that taste delicious >.>

3

A kind of ghostly complexion, drawn and tired features with dark bags under my eyes almost constantly. Darkish hair that's kept on the medium side of short and thankfully no longer the shuffling gait of an old man >_>

4

Clinical Psychologist, which would be someone who treats people who have mental health problems >.>

1: Murrica, where you can buy a semi-autmatic assault rifle and a six pack of 20% taxed liquid FREEDOM in the same strip mall, which also includes a strip club.

2: Oh sweet yellow nectar of the gods and Gaben, we give this day our daily thanks so that we may be bequeathed with holy liquid from the tears of BK hardscoping faggots. Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive Hitler, who did nothing wrong. Mountain Dew be thy name. Amen.

3: BLACK AS MY SOUL

4: The heads of some paki children.

1. The U.S.Ayyy

2. I love pizza, pan from pizza hut with extra cheese. Hnnnng, I also am a fan of clam chowder and filet mignon

3. I am 6'2" with a very athletic muscular build at 190lbs. I have a small waist and wide shoulders. I have a light golden complexion which I thank my beautiful mother for. I have straight white teeth and my hair is short on the sides with a fade and the top is much longer and combed over. I have big ears and nice eyebrows.

4. My first goal is to build the phsyqiue of a god. I want to be 215lbs shredded with 6% body fat and strong af. I am in college but don't know what I will end up doing, maybe something in the medical or endocrinology field. I am very motivated so I think whatever I find a passion for I will succeed in

1. I live in the US--specifically Upper Michigan. For a northern state, we're extremely southern.
2. I don't have a favorite food. Water is all I drink.
3. Long hair, pale complexion, gaunt... I don't know, look at me.
4. Bleah.

1) Georgia, USA
2) Water/Buffalo Wings
3) 6'4 lanky awkward builtfat guy

ignore my shitty haircut
4) i wanna be a librarian

1. I live in the US--specifically Upper Michigan. For a northern state, we're extremely southern.
2. I don't have a favorite food. Water is all I drink.
3. Long hair, pale complexion, gaunt... I don't know, look at me.
4. Bleah.

You don't drink fruit juice or the like? <.<

1

United States

2

Jamaican Blue Mountain is the beverage that makes my world go around. With a bit of Baileys Irish Cream, the outcome leads to a series of orgasms around my taste buds.

3

With my current scruff of facial hair, along with the more recent attire I've obtained, I somewhat have the appearance of a pedophile.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/z00qmpX.png

4

I've been majoring in the field of Mechanical Engineering. I'm somewhat close, considering that I've taken a few graphic design courses and various MSSC classes in the process. For now, I have to take the more undesired college courses to proceed further.

1. murica.
2. coffee.
3. green eyes. brown hair. white. small-ish.
4. keep livin.

1

United States

2

Jamaican Blue Mountain is the beverage that makes my world go around. With a bit of Baileys Irish Cream, the outcome leads to a series of orgasms around my taste buds.

3

With my current scruff of facial hair, along with the more recent attire I've obtained, I somewhat have the appearance of a pedophile.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/z00qmpX.png

4

I've been majoring in the field of Mechanical Engineering. I'm somewhat close, considering that I've taken a few graphic design courses and various MSSC classes in the process. For now, I have to take the more undesired college courses to proceed further.

I can hear the children screaming already <_<

Or maybe that's just Das again.

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1. Northeast Texas
2. Steak/Coke
3. Round face, blue eyes, pale complexion, dark circles under my eyes, dirty blond hair
4. Supreme Leader

1

United States

2

Jamaican Blue Mountain is the beverage that makes my world go around. With a bit of Baileys Irish Cream, the outcome leads to a series of orgasms around my taste buds.

3

With my current scruff of facial hair, along with the more recent attire I've obtained, I somewhat have the appearance of a pedophile.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/z00qmpX.png

4

I've been majoring in the field of Mechanical Engineering. I'm somewhat close, considering that I've taken a few graphic design courses and various MSSC classes in the process. For now, I have to take the more undesired college courses to proceed further.

I can hear the children screaming already <_<

Or maybe that's just Das again.

What? I'm just oiling my knives... not cleaning any bodily fluid off of them, no sir no.

1: Wales, land of sheep, hills and ONE mountain, and people who have an almost lyrical voice. well, the ones who aren't from Cardiff, anyway...

2: Coffee that came from a moka pot, and Anatolia pizza from my local takeaway (Olives, Beef, Spicy Chicken, Sweetcorn and Onions)

3: Generally average-ish proportions, with a slouching stature, with a default serious/sad look on my face (not much I can do about that, normally I'm cheerful) and complexion of mild grey paper. I do pretty much resemble Roy from the IT Crowd.

4: First a geology degree, than after that... haven't really dwelled on it. It'll come eventually, and if not I'll rush into doing something anyway like I normally do.

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fox land

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Chicken and bacon carbonara and any italian red wine

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I stand 3ft on my hind legs, brown-orange fur, pointy ears, brown eyes and a long bushy tail.

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to be the worlds first proper super villain, with secret bond villain base and a tragic/badass backstory

1. Chav Capital, Kingdom of Rain. Home to the Bee Gees, Gandalf and Bargain Hunt.

2. A hot cup of Red Bush. No sugar. Who has sugar in their tea? Bastards, that's who. Food is pretty limited to toast, sandwiches or other bread-based ensembles.

3. Embodiment of death. Sleep too much, which isn't enough. Bed hair everyday. Good sense of style, or at least I like to think.

4. Exploring the vast reaches of the endless void beyond, because fuck this planet

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Defence Aerospace Engineer

1. Glorious Toronto, Canada
2. Steak / Water
3. Caucasian but naturally a bit tanned, Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, Average build, 6'1, German ancestry
4. Psychologist

1

EMERIKKKA, New York to be specific since the country is as varied as a gypsy debt list

2

i'm a steak boi, I like my meat medium and I like my meat juicy. I also drink an excess of whole milk these days.

3

sometimes I look older/younger then I really am depending on when I shave. I'm a white privileged male with hazel eyes and brown hair. My face is mostly symmetrical with slight defects akin to Sloth from the Goonies. I carry a heterozygous recessive gene for both blond hair and blue eyes, This is how I am still alive today. oh, and i'm Italian, Scottish, British, Armenian, Swedish and Dutch.

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forgot when i took this, might have been a year ago

4

as of now I want to major in bio, might end up taking the easy rout and becoming a teacher and accepting the security of a middle class life.

1.

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The United States of America. Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. Holder of the sports that the rest of the world doesn't care about and shit ton of nukes.

2.

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I love me some ice cream, and the occasional spaghetti.

3.

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5'5 feet, brown eyes and stuff. Brit and Brazilian (Portuguese possibly) ancestry.

4.

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Accountant.

California

I'm not picky, but something I really like is a pesto pasta with chicken, bacon, and cabbage thrown in.

I've really only shown it to a few people on here who've either asked or shown me a picture of themselves at some point. Tru thinks I look like a younger version of his dad. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

Living somewhere comfortably with a decent pay and significant other. I don't really need much to be happy.

1. Canada. It gets hot as hell in the summer here and cold as hell in the winter. Living between the extremes keeps us on our toes for unpredictable weather so if our skin hasn't adapted to any weather situation, we usually dress assuming things can go both ways.

2. I like sweet things. It's my poison. Sweet foods, sweet drinks and sweet desserts pls

3. Im tall for a girl and shaving my long legs is a royal pain in the ass but it's always worth it. I've got red hair, not fully though. I keep the sides short but the top long so I can pull off crazy shit with it. I like wearing hats nearly at all times. And I love wearing sweaters. I'm thinner than I'm comfortable with and actually working on gaining weight but my genetics and rack of diciprine are a problem.

4. I'm trying not to die prematurely. That's my only future goal.

Edit: I'm also a niggress

America: Freedom and Diabetes

Mango juice/rum: Best fruit makes best juice, and rum goes well down the stomach while not getting you drunk fast.

Medium build, curly hair, glasses, and brown skin.

Something that doesn't involve a mountain of debt.

1. live in the UK, more specifically londonstan
2. roast salmon and tea. oh baby, not together obviously, but yeah.
3. I'm 6ft, skinny with a retarded skin colour, my face and arms are of a light tan complexion while the parts of my body that remained tucked away from the sun are white. dumb as fuck i know. I have my hair cut every 2 weeks, short on the sides and the top is left a little longer.
4. I've been accepted at Portsmouth university to study petroleum engineering, I'm going to stick to it religiously but If it doesn't work out I guess I'll just go to Syria and takbir myself

1. Georgia, where you can be harassed for being in an interracial relationship, shot at by wannabe gangstas, and buy fifteen pounds of fresh biscuits n' gravy in the same parking lot.

2. Cajun Turkey.

3. Pale, brown hair, short, and I've been described as looking a bit "dykish" a few times before. :/

4. OSHA, so y'all better be good about keeping reg.

1. live in the UK, more specifically londonstan
2. roast salmon and tea. oh baby, not together obviously, but yeah.
3. I'm 6ft, skinny with a retarded skin colour, my face and arms are of a light tan complexion while the parts of my body that remained tucked away from the sun are white. dumb as fuck i know. I have my hair cut every 2 weeks, short on the sides and the top is left a little longer.
4. I've been accepted at Portsmouth university to study petroleum engineering, I'm going to stick to it religiously but If it doesn't work out I guess I'll just go to Syria and takbir myself

Why not both?

Finish studying petroleum engineering then go work in an ISIS refinery!

Al-Bagdadhi wants you for saving the Caliphate.

1. live in the UK, more specifically londonstan
2. roast salmon and tea. oh baby, not together obviously, but yeah.
3. I'm 6ft, skinny with a retarded skin colour, my face and arms are of a light tan complexion while the parts of my body that remained tucked away from the sun are white. dumb as fuck i know. I have my hair cut every 2 weeks, short on the sides and the top is left a little longer.
4. I've been accepted at Portsmouth university to study petroleum engineering, I'm going to stick to it religiously but If it doesn't work out I guess I'll just go to Syria and takbir myself

Why not both?

Finish studying petroleum engineering then go work in an ISIS refinery!

Al-Bagdadhi wants you for saving the Caliphate.

mhm yes, tax free too.


Edit: lol i just saw this like 5 mins later
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-advertises-10-jobs-in-the-caliphate-including-press-officers-bomb-makers-and-teachers-10168485.html

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>psy's face when clicking the like button in this thread

Can't stop won't stop.

4. OSHA

Do you want me to hate you? Because this is how you get me to hate you.

1. Rule Britannia

2. Don't have one favourite food or drink, but amongst them would be calamari, pizza, any meat and drinks-wise; lychee juice, tea, root beer (Australian and American) and slushies.

3. Lol. I'm 15 and hit puberty early, use your imagination.

4. Good college, Oxbridge and then a well-paid job to do with physics or programming, or both.

Can't believe I'm gonna be a shill and actually go along with this thread.

1

I live in the US, which shouldn't be a surprise to anyone here whatsoever. More specifically, I live in the San Francisco Bay Area. And I'm shocked that I'm the only member here who lives there given that it's the 2nd most populated Metropolitan area in California..

2

Really depends on what day of the week you ask me. But of course I'm going to say that the food in Greece is way better than the food here. It's been scientifically proven that food in Greece is better than food in the US.

3

Uh. I dunno. 5"11, 160 pounds, dark brown hair, hazel eyes, sort of muscular, (light) olive colored skin.

4

To not be in the US of course! Cause I'm such a patriotic American. Ideally, I'd be either a politician or a professor depending on where my university takes me. Things could obviously change in the future and I end up doing something else, but whatevzZzZzZzZz.