Describe your first sexual experience

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I don't know, all I remember was waking up, tied down on a bed with this lady laying against my shoulder, holding a whip.
wat
uhh

I can explain


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ayy lmao
Back in '76. The cold war just started, I was 16, she was like half my age but way more experienced, we were in the back seat of a phone booth parked on the water tower in the football field at school watching some movie with Charlie Sheen's dad's dad in it, I'll never forget that night. She was my favorite ostrich.


 
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I kinda feel like changing your name to Trashcan.

Back in '76. The cold war just started, I was 16, she was like half my age but way more experienced, we were in the back seat of a phone booth parked on the water tower in the football field at school watching some movie with Charlie Sheen's dad's dad in it, I'll never forget that night. She was my favorite ostrich.


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Straddling, making out, licking, and a very nice blow job. It was very nice looool
lolvirgin

lolmad cuz' your first experience wasn't as good as mine


 
 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Uhhh... yeah... the sex...

YouTube


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Could get it up because I was that nervous,  second time was awesome dated for a few months before that and have been together for 4 years since. I recently proposed and she said yes :3

So awkward first time turned into great success.  And I lost count of the 'times' years ago.

*sips tea*

:3
:3
And its meant to say couldn't. ...derp

*sips tea*


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Straddling, making out, licking, and a very nice blow job. It was very nice looool
lolvirgin

lolmad cuz' your first experience wasn't as good as mine
>not denying your virginity


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Your love gets me so high


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
I'm still pure.


Well.... my mind may not be <_<


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I'm still pure.


Well.... my mind may not be <_<

Nobody's is.
It's just a question of how bad it is for each person.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Come to think of it, I never actually answered >.>

I'm still a virgin


 
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#13

Come to think of it, I never actually answered >.>

I'm still a virgin
Say it loud and proud Elliot.
#Can'tDodgeTheRodge


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I neither fear, nor despise.

Come to think of it, I never actually answered >.>

I'm still a virgin
Say it loud and proud Elliot.
#Can'tDodgeTheRodge

This Elliot?



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uhhh...

- korrie

Come to think of it, I never actually answered >.>

I'm still a virgin
Say it loud and proud Elliot.
#Can'tDodgeTheRodge

This Elliot?


Don't worry, I know that you are a pure Christfag.


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I neither fear, nor despise.

Come to think of it, I never actually answered >.>

I'm still a virgin
Say it loud and proud Elliot.
#Can'tDodgeTheRodge

This Elliot?


Don't worry, I know that you are a pure Christfag.

I'm trying to understand the Canadian, plz no distractions


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uhhh...

- korrie

Come to think of it, I never actually answered >.>

I'm still a virgin
Say it loud and proud Elliot.
#Can'tDodgeTheRodge

This Elliot?


Don't worry, I know that you are a pure Christfag.

I'm trying to understand the Canadian, plz no distractions
DISTRACTING


 
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#13


Come to think of it, I never actually answered >.>

I'm still a virgin
Say it loud and proud Elliot.
#Can'tDodgeTheRodge

This Elliot?


Don't worry, I know that you are a pure Christfag.

I'm trying to understand the Canadian, plz no distractions
Glorious Elliot Rodger


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I kinda feel like changing your name to Trashcan.

Back in '76. The cold war just started, I was 16, she was like half my age but way more experienced, we were in the back seat of a phone booth parked on the water tower in the football field at school watching some movie with Charlie Sheen's dad's dad in it, I'll never forget that night. She was my favorite ostrich.
please do it


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I neither fear, nor despise.


Come to think of it, I never actually answered >.>

I'm still a virgin
Say it loud and proud Elliot.
#Can'tDodgeTheRodge

This Elliot?


Don't worry, I know that you are a pure Christfag.

I'm trying to understand the Canadian, plz no distractions
Glorious Elliot Rodger

oh ok, I never knew his first name


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It went a little something like this:


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Things got weird, so I changed my name to "Trash Boat" and moved out of state.


 
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The Rage....
Could get it up because I was that nervous,  second time was awesome dated for a few months before that and have been together for 4 years since. I recently proposed and she said yes :3

So awkward first time turned into great success.  And I lost count of the 'times' years ago.

*sips tea*

:3
:3
And its meant to say couldn't. ...derp

*sips tea*
I hope the sand didn't make it awkward

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
Highschool freshmen
Valentine's day
Been dating a few months prior
go to mall
buy her a really expensive sandwich from subway
go see a movie
GFs grandma picks us up
drops us off at GFs house
grandma says she'll be back in a little while forget reason
she leaves
we watch her drive off
i turn on the TV 
before I can get it off sport center she pushes me onto her bed
we eat each other's faces like that zombie guy in the news a few years back
we take off our clothes
she starts rubbing my dick
I grab hold of those squishy fun bags
dick is harder than a metapod
"wait i need a condom"
put on that uncomfortable wretched device
shes on top and puts my dick in her vagina very vary slowly
tight squeeze
she starts moaning
slowly begin operation humpalot
every time i thrust she squeaks
wrap my legs around hers and just go at it like a little rabbit I was
about to cum after a few minutes
bust nut
feels wonderful
both of us breathing heavily
we both laugh at that
we spray febreze to get rid of sex smell