Quote from: Korra Valentine on March 18, 2015, 11:46:51 PMQuote from: Jive Turkey on March 18, 2015, 10:56:59 PMFuuuark it was romantic as fuqI started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe. So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to melolYou laughing at my awkwardness?
Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 18, 2015, 10:56:59 PMFuuuark it was romantic as fuqI started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe. So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to melol
Fuuuark it was romantic as fuqI started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe. So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to me
Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 19, 2015, 12:32:00 AMQuote from: Korra Valentine on March 18, 2015, 11:46:51 PMQuote from: Jive Turkey on March 18, 2015, 10:56:59 PMFuuuark it was romantic as fuqI started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe. So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to melolYou laughing at my awkwardness?Yes, yes I am.
3 pages? You dirty liars
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 19, 2015, 01:34:15 AM3 pages? You dirty liarsif you read it its mostly those guys saying they haven't ascended*sips tea*
Quote from: Batch on March 19, 2015, 01:35:38 AMQuote from: Val 'Ketam on March 19, 2015, 01:34:15 AM3 pages? You dirty liarsif you read it its mostly those guys saying they haven't ascended*sips tea*
girls have cooties. do i look like i want cooties
Quote from: Batch on March 19, 2015, 01:36:13 AMQuote from: Batch on March 19, 2015, 01:35:38 AMQuote from: Val 'Ketam on March 19, 2015, 01:34:15 AM3 pages? You dirty liarsif you read it its mostly those guys saying they haven't ascended*sips tea*and I just quoted myself because I'm a mobile pleb*sips tea*
It was wonderful.
Quote from: Tyger on March 19, 2015, 12:04:49 AMSo many betasFirst "sexual" experience was a hand job while watching titanic my sophomore yearSince then I've done a lot. Like a lot of different shit....A lotHoly shit, you're such a badass. Can I have your autograph?
So many betasFirst "sexual" experience was a hand job while watching titanic my sophomore yearSince then I've done a lot. Like a lot of different shit....A lot
Could get it up because I was that nervous, second time was awesome dated for a few months before that and have been together for 4 years since. I recently proposed and she said yes :3So awkward first time turned into great success. And I lost count of the 'times' years ago.*sips tea*
Sucked off a bus driver for bus fair.
Quote from: Incan on March 19, 2015, 07:23:35 AMSucked off a bus driver for bus fair.And then walked home?
Quote from: GethKhilafah on March 19, 2015, 04:20:29 AMQuote from: Flee on March 19, 2015, 04:19:34 AMIt was wonderful.Details.You wish. >_>
Quote from: Flee on March 19, 2015, 04:19:34 AMIt was wonderful.Details.
Straddling, making out, licking, and a very nice blow job. It was very nice looool
Quote from: Flee on March 19, 2015, 05:06:54 AMQuote from: GethKhilafah on March 19, 2015, 04:20:29 AMQuote from: Flee on March 19, 2015, 04:19:34 AMIt was wonderful.Details.You wish. >_>>confirmed nigger faggotI bet your first sexual experience was with a guy...
I don't know, all I remember was waking up, tied down on a bed with this lady laying against my shoulder, holding a whip.