Describe your first sexual experience

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Fuuuark it was romantic as fuq

I started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe.

 So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to me
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Fuuuark it was romantic as fuq

I started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe.

 So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to me
lol
You laughing at my awkwardness?
Yes, yes I am.


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Huh...more virgins here then I thought

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3 pages? You dirty liars


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3 pages? You dirty liars
if you read it its mostly those guys saying they haven't

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girls have cooties. do i look like i want cooties


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3 pages? You dirty liars
if you read it its mostly those guys saying they haven't ascended

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3 pages? You dirty liars
if you read it its mostly those guys saying they haven't ascended

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and I just quoted myself because I'm a mobile pleb

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girls have cooties. do i look like i want cooties
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3 pages? You dirty liars
if you read it its mostly those guys saying they haven't ascended

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and I just quoted myself because I'm a mobile pleb

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just a joke man
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Straddling, making out, licking, and a very nice blow job. It was very nice looool


 
 
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First "sexual" experience was a hand job while watching titanic my sophomore year

Since then I've done a lot. Like a lot of different shit....

A lot
Holy shit, you're such a badass. Can I have your autograph?
sure, should I make it out to "jealous beta" or "sad virgin"


 
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It involved me on my knees with 2 guys. One going to town on my face (which is always fun), and one under me between my legs.

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Could get it up because I was that nervous,  second time was awesome dated for a few months before that and have been together for 4 years since. I recently proposed and she said yes :3

So awkward first time turned into great success.  And I lost count of the 'times' years ago.

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Huh.

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Sucked off a bus driver for bus fair.
And then walked home?


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Sucked off a bus driver for bus fair.
And then walked home?
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

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Sucked off a bus driver for bus fair.
An actual $1 blowjob


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It was wonderful.
Details.
You wish. >_>
>confirmed nigger faggot

I bet your first sexual experience was with a guy...


 
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To the City of Angels soundtrack. Finished pretty quick, recovered and went again.


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Straddling, making out, licking, and a very nice blow job. It was very nice looool
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.


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I don't know, all I remember was waking up, tied down on a bed with this lady laying against my shoulder, holding a whip.


 
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The Rage....
I don't know, all I remember was waking up, tied down on a bed with this lady laying against my shoulder, holding a whip.
wat


 
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