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If you're a virgin, describe how you fantasize about it going.

My first was a chubby slut who's name begins with an A. We were at her family's apartment, and her little brother was playing NES in the living room. We barebacked it (incredibly stupid, I know. But I was 17 and this was the 90''s)

Right after we finished up, her dad came home, drunk and belligerent. I had to jump butt ass naked from the second story, and get dressed behind a dumpster. Walked home and must have beat off twenty times in the next day. We screwed for the Summer, and then realized we hated each other.

Now you


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔
When I was twelve I milked my eel into a bowl of chicken and noodle soup. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the soap, which I do believe my sister ate.
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15 years old. My first girlfriend and I would hangout the entire summer skateboarding around the city getting ice cream, going to parks, adventuring and stuff. Shit was straight out of a movie man, didn't realize it at the moment but I look back fondly at those memories.

One morning we're texting and she tells me how she had a bad day ect, and I said jokingly how I'm coming over to make it better. She tells me okay! And that her parents aren't home. So I skate my ass 5-6 miles there (this is my first time being in her house). We make out on the couch and then get up to go to the store to by cupcake mix or some shit. When we come back she runs to her room and I'm like wtf, I go in there and she's laid on her back. I get on top of her BUT I'm an awkward beta virgin that had a huge boner so I was trying hard as fuck not to press my boner into her cause I thought she'd get freaked out or something hahaha

She tells me to move up closer (dick to vag) and pretty much she leads me through it the entire way. Was sweet

Too bad she broke my heart SMH but now she's in love with me cause I'm 5x hotter


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Girl from school. Apparently she liked me, but I couldn't tell until she was violently ramming her tongue down my throat. This was at a little party at my house. Eventually went upstairs, got naked, and 2 hours later I was relieved to know that my pecker works.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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awkward as hell

at a party in 10th grade, some so-so girl who had an obvious crush on me made her move then, asked me to come upstairs with her and all that...

I was sick of the virgin label and I guess she wasn't like revolting or anything, so we had sex. It was fast and unconfortable for both of us.


 
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fuck you
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
It has to be with a blonde busty Czech woman but like that will ever happen


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Signature goes here.
Awkward but ultimately genuine and passionate.

If you're a virgin, describe how you fantasize about it going.


 
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It's a few years into the future and the night of our wedding... passionate kissing evolves as the supressed sexual urges that have been building up since the relationship's inception finally come to the surface.

Something like that.


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Ashely. French teacher, blue eyes, red hair, nice chubby figure. Best night of my life. And she wanted it again in the morning. It was more than just sex, she made me laugh too. I don't hate her for never wanting to see me again. I had no idea we'd end up in bed together that night. But it did hurt me badly for months.


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With the girl Im still with 5 years later.

I was 16 really excited and when we finally got to it the little bastard didnt work. I was that freaking nervous it got stage freight. So very awkward, she laughed and we just cuddled.

I havent had that problem since, my aim is sharp and my shot is true ;D


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It's a few years into the future and the night of our wedding... passionate kissing evolves as the supressed sexual urges that have been building up since the relationship's inception finally come to the surface.

Something like that.
just don't be too rough with me


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Sex first time was generic first time story "come over my parents aren't home" bullshit

But the first time I was gunna touch boobs I tried to take this chicks bra off but I had literally no idea how, and like I was trying to focus on kissing and taking it off and I had no clue what I was doing. Finally I pull back and say "umm I'm having technical difficulties here" and then she starts laughing and I start laughing and then we laughed for like 30 minutes

I didn't even touch them.
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Sex first time was generic first time story "come over my parents aren't home" bullshit

But the first time I was gunna touch boobs I tried to take this chicks bra off but I had literally no idea how, and like I was trying to focus on kissing and taking it off and I had no clue what I was doing. Finally I pull back and say "umm I'm having technical difficulties here" and then she starts laughing and I start laughing and then we laughed for like 30 minutes

I didn't even touch them.

You eventually can do it with one hand


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Sex first time was generic first time story "come over my parents aren't home" bullshit

But the first time I was gunna touch boobs I tried to take this chicks bra off but I had literally no idea how, and like I was trying to focus on kissing and taking it off and I had no clue what I was doing. Finally I pull back and say "umm I'm having technical difficulties here" and then she starts laughing and I start laughing and then we laughed for like 30 minutes

I didn't even touch them.

You eventually can do it with one hand
this was like 6 years ago I can do that shit with telekinesis now


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Sex first time was generic first time story "come over my parents aren't home" bullshit

But the first time I was gunna touch boobs I tried to take this chicks bra off but I had literally no idea how, and like I was trying to focus on kissing and taking it off and I had no clue what I was doing. Finally I pull back and say "umm I'm having technical difficulties here" and then she starts laughing and I start laughing and then we laughed for like 30 minutes

I didn't even touch them.

You eventually can do it with one hand
this was like 6 years ago I can do that shit with telekinesis now

I'm being dead serious here. You just brought a a smile and genuine laugh. Not at you. I'm laughing cause I can too. Thanks for that


 
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Uh.. I don't know how it'll go with my current girlfriend.


 
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Uh.. I don't know how it'll go with my current girlfriend.
Going by what she's like --


 
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The Rage....
Uh.. I don't know how it'll go with my current girlfriend.
Going by what she's like --

God I hope she stomps on my balls


 
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Uh.. I don't know how it'll go with my current girlfriend.
Going by what she's like --

God I hope she stomps on my balls
added you on discord btw


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Whatever you want, love.


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I met him online on myspace he was an English child star actor and him and his mum had just moved to America. We started hanging out a lot, but the problem was he was 22 and I was 17, so we lied to my parents and told them that he was 19... my parents found out on Christmas that he was actually 22 and turning 23 that following March (his mum didn't know we had lied to them), but they allowed us to keep dating. New Year's comes around and we're celebrating at my friend's house... everyone goes to bed and we start making out. Things get hot really quick and he asks if I'm ready, and of course I say yes, but I'm nervous as hell, but holy fuck was it good.


Afterwards I ended up waking up my best friend to tell her what had just happened only to go back and fuck him again after she fell back asleep. :3 He was a good bonglord, although my husband almost beat the shit out of him after he tried to contact me again several years later... and yes technically legally I was raped for my first time, but it was consensual rape. :L
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16 years old on the couch in my best friends house

fucked his sister


 
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One day teenage me decided to drink bourbon and find a penis to put in my butt.

Fun times.


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I met him online on myspace he was an English child star actor and him and his mum had just moved to America. We started hanging out a lot, but the problem was he was 22 and I was 17, so we lied to my parents and told them that he was 19... my parents found out on Christmas that he was actually 22 and turning 23 that following March (his mum didn't know we had lied to them), but they allowed us to keep dating. New Year's comes around and we're celebrating at my friend's house... everyone goes to bed and we start making out. Things get hot really quick and he asks if I'm ready, and of course I say yes, but I'm nervous as hell, but holy fuck was it good.


Afterwards I ended up waking up my best friend to tell her what had just happened only to go back and fuck him again after she fell back asleep. :3 He was a good bonglord, although my husband almost beat the shit out of him after he tried to contact me again several years later... and yes technically legally I was raped for my first time, but it was consensual rape. :L
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One day teenage me decided to drink bourbon and find a penis to put in my butt.

Fun times.
hawt


 
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tbh I browse these threads on /b/ hoping to find a story of some young friends/siblings/cousins experimenting or maybe a rape story.

Oh shit that was supposed to be anon.