Describe the edgiest thing you can think of in one sentence.

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hi
say something funy an edggey loolololol xdxd :""""")))


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Sigs fo nigs


 
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tongue kissing a babies fontanelle


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I can't use an image in my signature? That blows, you all blow.
Skew Chisel. A sharp, flat tool with a bevel on both sides. One point is 'higher' than the other giving you a clean edged cutting surface.

If you fuck up, the work will take that chisel and impale your neighbor's daughter killing her and forcing him to pay for a funeral.


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Verbatim.


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"I've lived 1000 lives before I turned 13."

"I'm unstable, you guys."


 
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"Psh, nothing personnel, kid..."


 
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Rockets on my X
Okay. Let me get my serious hat on for this.

"I realize that everything I do in life will have to be done by only me, because I will always be alone."


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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

I CAN'T FEEL YOU THHHHHEEEEREEEEEE


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
bismuth


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Feet first into fun!
Spahlerite

Spoiler
I want to use a pun but a certain user needs to post in this thread.

Edit: Shit, he already posted in here.
Last Edit: February 25, 2015, 03:07:42 AM by Rinev Jeqkogo


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uhhh...

- korrie
"Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose."


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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
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Do you just call me stupid?

Stupid!? You know what you're looking at? Yeah, that's right. Agnostic atheist with an IQ of 172 on the WAIS-IV scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was 8. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded -- which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize.
You've allowed your mind to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here: the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably gifted at one point, but you spend your entire day looking at dumb pictures of cats. What's worse is how you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.
I hate you, and I have no doubt that if I ever met you in a debate I could smash your intellect beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.


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tongue kissing a babies fontanelle

While it's dehydrated and sunken


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"Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose."

I will quote a comment I saw on youtube,

"Time does not fucking exist"


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uhhh...

- korrie
"Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose."

I will quote a comment I saw on youtube,

"Time does not fucking exist"
Its a quote from a track in Halo 2 called "Mausoleum Suite" when played backwards.


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"Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose."

I will quote a comment I saw on youtube,

"Time does not fucking exist"
Its a quote from a track in Halo 2 called "Mausoleum Suite" when played backwards.

ARHBITOR


 
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tongue kissing a babies fontanelle

While it's dehydrated and sunken
for a week until you break through


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tongue kissing a babies fontanelle

While it's dehydrated and sunken
for a week until you break through

Mmmmmm, nothing like licking some baby brains


 
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#13
"I hate all life."


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"Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose."

I have walked among men and angels for 3000 years.


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One day my father and I went to the city
He told me the buildings were as high as heaven
And I believed him

One day we went to a small cafe by the tallest building
My father told me they had the best ice cream in the world
And I believed him

One day my father took me to the circus
I worried about the animals performing but he told me that they were happy
And I believed him

One day my father looked at me before my first day of middle school
He told me I could do anything I set my mind to
And I believed him

One day my father got me ready for my first date
He told me that the woman was always right
And I believed him

One day my father got upset with me
He told me I was an idiot
And I believed him

One day my father apologized to me
He told me he lied about me being an idiot
And I believed him

One day my father came to my wedding
He told me that he is proud of me
But I didn’t believe him

One day my father met my child
He told me I raised an amazing person
But I didn’t believe him

One day my father called me
He told me something happened to him
And I believed him

One day my father went to the hospital
But he smiled and told me he was alright
And I believed him

One day my father said his last words to me
He told me I was his greatest achievement and that he loves me
And as the light left his eyes, I believed him


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Feet first into fun!
tongue kissing a babies fontanelle
Whoa, calm down Eledgeiac.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Halo 3 ODST is shit


 
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