Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive

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Going to make this thread a diary of my thoughts and and day. Gonna try to keep it updated. No need to comment its for my personal use. You're welcome to read along though  :)
Last Edit: October 17, 2015, 02:27:23 AM by Jive Turkey


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Dear Diary,

Haven't been to my kiniseology class in a few days, went this morning and they ended up switching to a classroom of which i don't know. Fuck.

Came home and watched some tv and then headed out to my second class. Wore a tanktop to school and everyone was looking at me it was amazing. This cute mexican girl who was sitting down dug her eyes into me, and when i made eye contact she wouldm't look away and kept smiling. I spazzed out and attempted a smile back but i think i made a really goofy looking face lol oh well

Gonna go train arms tonight. Excited for that but can't help but feel a little down, i don't know why just one of those moods ::)
Last Edit: October 16, 2015, 08:50:13 PM by Jive Turkey


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Hmmmm...
Dear Diary,

Haven't been to my memeology class in a few days, went this morning and the authority ended up switching to a classroom of which I don't knoh. Fuck.

Came at home and watched some terebi and then headed out to my #SecondClass. Wore a wife-beater to school and everyone was looking at me it was amazing tbh fam. Yutaka, who was sitting down dug her eyes into me, and when I made eye-contact she *wouldn't look away and kept smiling I spazzed out and attempted a smile back but I think I made a really
creepy
looking face lol oh well

Gonna go "train arms" tonight. Excited for that but can't help but feel a little down, I don't know why just one of those moods ;)


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Hmmmm...
Dear Diary,

Haven't been to my memeology class in a few days, went this morning and the authority ended up switching to a classroom of which I don't knoh. Fuck.

Came at home and watched some terebi and then headed out to my #SecondClass. Wore a wife-beater to school and everyone was looking at me it was amazing tbh fam. Yutaka, who was sitting down dug her eyes into me, and when I made eye-contact she *wouldn't look away and kept smiling I spazzed out and attempted a smile back but I think I made a really
creepy
looking face lol oh well

Gonna go "train arms" tonight. Excited for that but can't help but feel a little down, I don't know why just one of those moods ;)
i like this version better


 
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The Diary of Jive sounds gay though.

Let's merge Jive and Diary together.

Dear Jivary.

There. Now you sound egotistical and ready to sell your brand.


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Relevant in a very tangential way...
Okay maybe it's not so relevant but I'm posting it anyway. Gotta kill time before the next update.


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Went to the gym, got a good arm workout. Hit a pr of close grip bench and on dumbbell overhead extensions. Some old swole guy came up to me and told me he' sees me putting in work and i look great. My barber saw me and told me I have the genetics to build a perfect body. Boosted  my confidence feelsgoodmane.

Spoiler

Started working out towards the end with this dude who is 3 years older than me. He and my barber were gossiping and i heard some things about the sexy short latina girl from the gym that i have brought up before. The one who always flirts with me and has a pussy boyfriend. They were saying her dad caught her having sex with some other guy and apparantley she cheats on her boy all the time.

Kinda made me mad to hear that idk why, felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her >:( gonna eat some pizza now. What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids


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felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her >:(

oh god please stop


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So basically, every day your barber says you have the body of Thor and women faint at the sight of you?

seems legit


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felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her >:(

oh god please stop
But Rocket, at least he's being honest about it. Plenty of people think this way, but most of them don't like admitting it.
Jive seems pretty honest overall.
 


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Went to the gym, got a good arm workout. Hit a pr of close grip bench and on dumbbell overhead extensions. Some old swole guy came up to me and told me he' sees me putting in work and i look great. My barber saw me and told me I have the genetics to build a perfect body. Boosted  my confidence feelsgoodmane.

Spoiler

Started working out towards the end with this dude who is 3 years older than me. He and my barber were gossiping and i heard some things about the sexy short latina girl from the gym that i have brought up before. The one who always flirts with me and has a pussy boyfriend. They were saying her dad caught her having sex with some other guy and apparantley she cheats on her boy all the time.

Kinda made me mad to hear that idk why, felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her >:( gonna eat some pizza now. What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids
mirin'

I'm not sure what funny means to you, but I recommend Cr1tikal's videos.
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So basically, every day your barber says you have the body of Thor and women faint at the sight of you?

seems legit
Barbers are certified hypemen and i don't think i've made a woman faint yet


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felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her >:(

oh god please stop
But Rocket, at least he's being honest about it. Plenty of people think this way, but most of them don't like admitting it.
Jive seems pretty honest overall.
Thanks man