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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
(ง ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)ง

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What do you do when you've just raped a deaf girl?
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Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
How do you say "where there's smoke, there's fire" in German?
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Wo Rauch ist es Juden
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Where there's smoke there's Jews

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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip!

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this one got me banned on Bnut

whats the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

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I don't rape my sandwich before I eat it

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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What do you get if you stab a baby 37 times?
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37 new places to put your erection.

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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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pay attention to the shape


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What's the last thing which went through my classmates' minds?
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9mm bullets.

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All these school shootings make me nervous. So I shot everyone in my school to make sure that it wouldn't happen to me.

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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What's 12 inches long, blue, stiff and will keep your wife screaming all night long?
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Cot death.

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The trouble with Australians is, they take everything literally.

Like "I'm dying for a cup of coffee".


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What do you do when you're walking through the woods and you come across a woman who's obviously been raped and murdered?
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Check your map, you've been walking in circles.
Last Edit: December 17, 2014, 05:21:16 PM by Meta Cognition

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What's do Jews and stiff nipples have in common?
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They both disappear after a hot shower.

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Jesus Christ this thread.

 
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Quote from: Yutaka on December 17, 2014, 05:21:19 PM
Jesus Christ this thread.

See the title for reference.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Quote from: Yutaka on December 17, 2014, 05:21:19 PM
Jesus Christ this thread.
No, god nor anyone close to it is not here.

 
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Quote from: Snow Digger on December 17, 2014, 05:22:52 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on December 17, 2014, 05:21:19 PM
Jesus Christ this thread.

See the title for reference.
I know, Meta is really pulling out everything he has for this.

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
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I don't cry when I'm cutting up the hooker.

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This is a very good thread, a lot of it is standard stuff, but it still makes me chuckle.

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What's the best thing about raping a four-year-old?
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Watching him cry on the witness stand.

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I neither fear, nor despise.
Quote from: Ossku on December 17, 2014, 05:23:36 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on December 17, 2014, 05:21:19 PM
Jesus Christ this thread.
No, god nor anyone close to it is not here.

does a believer count?

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Got a job as mortician's assistant. It's pretty easy, just one hard part.
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My dick

 
 
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What would you call the Flintstones if they were all black?

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Niggers.

 
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If there's one lesson to be learned from the Sandy Hook shooting it's that parents should always keep their gift receipts.

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Quote from: Blazed Iron on December 17, 2014, 05:39:02 PM
What would you call the Flintstones if they were all black?

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Niggers.

extinct

 
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