Dante's Inferno

The Waifu Master · July 27, 2015, 03:34:48 PM

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

yay. I'm a bad person.
Purgatory   Very Low
Level 1 Very Low
Level 2   High
Level 3   High
Level 4   Moderate
Level 5   High
Level 6    Moderate
Level 7   Extreme
Level 8   High
Level 9   Very High

velox · July 27, 2015, 03:51:58 PM

The Waifu Master · July 27, 2015, 03:56:38 PM

Quote from: Cerulean on July 27, 2015, 03:51:58 PM

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

I bet you fuck men.

velox · July 27, 2015, 03:59:20 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on July 27, 2015, 03:56:38 PM

Quote from: Cerulean on July 27, 2015, 03:51:58 PM
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
I bet you fuck men.

I haven't.

Yet.

TB · July 27, 2015, 04:00:21 PM

Purgatory   Repending Believers   Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo   Virtuous Non-Believers -    High
Level 2   Lustful   - High
Level 3   Gluttonous   Low
Level 4   Prodigal and Avaricious -    Very Low
Level 5   Wrathful and Gloomy    - Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis   Heretics -    Very Low
Level 7   Violent    - Low
Level 8 - The MalebolgeFraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus/Treacherous - Very Low

The Waifu Master · July 27, 2015, 04:01:42 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 27, 2015, 04:00:21 PM

Purgatory   Repending Believers   Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo   Virtuous Non-Believers -    High
Level 2   Lustful   - High
Level 3   Gluttonous   Low
Level 4   Prodigal and Avaricious -    Very Low
Level 5   Wrathful and Gloomy    - Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis   Heretics -    Very Low
Level 7   Violent    - Low
Level 8 - The MalebolgeFraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus/Treacherous - Very Low

moralfag detected.

TB · July 27, 2015, 04:02:24 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on July 27, 2015, 04:01:42 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 27, 2015, 04:00:21 PM
Purgatory   Repending Believers   Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo   Virtuous Non-Believers -    High
Level 2   Lustful   - High
Level 3   Gluttonous   Low
Level 4   Prodigal and Avaricious -    Very Low
Level 5   Wrathful and Gloomy    - Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis   Heretics -    Very Low
Level 7   Violent    - Low
Level 8 - The MalebolgeFraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus/Treacherous - Very Low
moralfag detected.

What's funny is that I'm not in the slightest.

Spoiler

Morality is subjective

velox · July 27, 2015, 04:04:37 PM

Funny how seducers and fortune tellers are seen as worse than warmongers according to this.

BC · July 27, 2015, 04:09:29 PM

Mr. Psychologist · July 27, 2015, 04:11:49 PM

Level    Who are sent there?    Score
Purgatory    Repending Believers    Low
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Very High
Level 2    Lustful    Very Low
Level 3    Gluttonous    High
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Very Low
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Moderate
Level 7    Violent    Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Low
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Low

Only ones that surprise me are how low violent is and how gluttony is rather high.

Rinev · July 27, 2015, 04:12:45 PM

Girl of Mystery · July 27, 2015, 04:13:22 PM

Elai · July 27, 2015, 04:20:18 PM

Your shade has been banished to... the Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge!

Spoiler

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Purgatory Repending Believers     Very Low
Level 1 Virtuous Non-Believers     Very Low
Level 2     Lustful     High
Level 3     Gluttonous     Moderate
Level 4     Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5     Wrathful and Gloomy     Very High
Level 6 Heretics     Very High
Level 7     Violent     High
Level 8 The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers     Very High
Level 9     Treacherous     High

Unfortunately, I don't really know what any of this shit means.

Tyger · July 27, 2015, 04:23:22 PM

Snake and lemon are terrible people

The Waifu Master · July 27, 2015, 04:24:56 PM

Quote from: Tyger on July 27, 2015, 04:23:22 PM

Snake and lemon are terrible people

>tfw OP is forgotten about

Elai · July 27, 2015, 04:31:50 PM

Quote from: Tyger on July 27, 2015, 04:23:22 PM

Snake and lemon are terrible people

Yeah . . . I sometimes think my veganism and antinatalism philosophies are just covers for my deep-seated misanthropy. Like I'm trying to convince myself I'm a good person or something

idk

Tyger · July 27, 2015, 04:32:14 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on July 27, 2015, 04:24:56 PM

Quote from: Tyger on July 27, 2015, 04:23:22 PM
Snake and lemon are terrible people
>tfw OP is forgotten about

everyone already knew you were a disgusting weeb and all weebs go to hell

Girl of Mystery · July 27, 2015, 04:40:08 PM

Quote from: Tyger on July 27, 2015, 04:23:22 PM

Snake and lemon are terrible people

i'm aware of this

Solonoid · July 27, 2015, 04:56:52 PM

ChupaDave · July 27, 2015, 08:02:06 PM

Mat Cauthon · July 27, 2015, 08:17:30 PM

I've been cast down to level 7.

Purgatory      Repending Believers      Very Low
Level 1-Limbo      Virtuous Non-Believers    Very Low
Level 2      Lustful      Moderate
Level 3      Gluttonous      High
Level 4      Prodigal and Avaricious    Moderate
Level 5      Wrathful and Gloomy    Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics      Very High
Level 7      Violent      Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous      High

lol I might as well be satan

Super Irish · July 27, 2015, 08:29:19 PM

Korra · July 27, 2015, 08:56:21 PM

Level    Who are sent there?    Score
Purgatory - Repending Believers:    Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers :   High
Level 2 - Lustful: Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous:    Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious:    Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy:    Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics:    Very High
Level 7 - Violent:   Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers:    Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous: Low

Epsira · July 27, 2015, 11:12:34 PM

TB · July 27, 2015, 11:13:52 PM

Quote from: Epsira on July 27, 2015, 11:12:34 PM

Purgatory | Repenting Believers| Very low
Limbo | | Virtuous Non-believers | Very low
Level 2 | Lustful | Moderate
Level 3 | Gluttonous | High
Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | Low
Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | High
Level 6 | Heretics | Very High
Level 7 | Violent | Very High
Level 8 | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Very High
Level 9 | Treacherous | Extreme

9th circle.

Jaysus!

Epsira · July 27, 2015, 11:17:19 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 27, 2015, 11:13:52 PM

Quote from: Epsira on July 27, 2015, 11:12:34 PM
Purgatory | Repenting Believers| Very low
Limbo | | Virtuous Non-believers | Very low
Level 2 | Lustful | Moderate
Level 3 | Gluttonous | High
Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | Low
Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | High
Level 6 | Heretics | Very High
Level 7 | Violent | Very High
Level 8 | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Very High
Level 9 | Treacherous | Extreme

9th circle.
Jaysus!

I thought I'd be low, but I'm chilling with Satan himself.
Literally.

TB · July 27, 2015, 11:19:30 PM

Quote from: Epsira on July 27, 2015, 11:17:19 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 27, 2015, 11:13:52 PM
Quote from: Epsira on July 27, 2015, 11:12:34 PM
Purgatory | Repenting Believers| Very low
Limbo | | Virtuous Non-believers | Very low
Level 2 | Lustful | Moderate
Level 3 | Gluttonous | High
Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | Low
Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | High
Level 6 | Heretics | Very High
Level 7 | Violent | Very High
Level 8 | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Very High
Level 9 | Treacherous | Extreme

9th circle.
Jaysus!
I thought I'd be low, but I'm chilling with Satan himself.
Literally.

Tell Judas I say hi!

Yu · July 27, 2015, 11:51:15 PM

Level    Who are sent there?    Score
Purgatory    Repending Believers    Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Moderate
Level 2 Lustful    High
Level 3 Gluttonous    Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious    Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy    Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics    Extreme
Level 7 Violent    High
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous    Moderate

I'm not violent at all.

Epsira · July 28, 2015, 04:55:01 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 27, 2015, 11:19:30 PM

Tell Judas I say hi!

Spoiler

They're doing just fine.

Ushan · July 28, 2015, 05:15:23 PM