Daily reminder that if you haven't had sex by twenty

Dietrich Six · March 19, 2016, 10:20:08 AM

You're a giant nerd and should kys.

Verbatim · March 19, 2016, 10:21:12 AM

Now I'm just going to live in spite of you.

Epsira · March 19, 2016, 10:21:13 AM

*You're already guaranteed to become a dark wizard

Dietrich Six · March 19, 2016, 10:25:38 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 19, 2016, 10:21:12 AM

Now I'm just going to live in spite of you.

Every breath you take is an affront to my existence.

Epsira · March 19, 2016, 10:27:29 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 10:25:38 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 19, 2016, 10:21:12 AM
Now I'm just going to live in spite of you.

Every breath you take is an affront to my existence.

And then at that moment Verb started hyperventilating.

Dietrich Six · March 19, 2016, 10:28:42 AM

Quote from: Epsira on March 19, 2016, 10:27:29 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 10:25:38 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on March 19, 2016, 10:21:12 AM
Now I'm just going to live in spite of you.

Every breath you take is an affront to my existence.
And then at that moment Verb started hyperventilating.

Hopefully he passes out and cracks his head on a table corner.

Epsira · March 19, 2016, 10:29:45 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 10:28:42 AM

Quote from: Epsira on March 19, 2016, 10:27:29 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 10:25:38 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on March 19, 2016, 10:21:12 AM
Now I'm just going to live in spite of you.

Every breath you take is an affront to my existence.
And then at that moment Verb started hyperventilating.

Hopefully he passes out and cracks his head on a table corner.

The weird thing is that I've literally done this. I think I passed out from the blood loss.

Dietrich Six · March 19, 2016, 10:31:38 AM

Quote from: Epsira on March 19, 2016, 10:29:45 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 10:28:42 AM
Quote from: Epsira on March 19, 2016, 10:27:29 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 10:25:38 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on March 19, 2016, 10:21:12 AM
Now I'm just going to live in spite of you.

Every breath you take is an affront to my existence.
And then at that moment Verb started hyperventilating.

Hopefully he passes out and cracks his head on a table corner.
The weird thing is that I've literally done this. I think I passed out from the blood loss.

No bueno, blood loss is a hell of a drug.

🂿 · March 19, 2016, 03:37:50 PM

I'm sorry I misplaced my fuck.

Sandtrap · March 19, 2016, 03:38:11 PM

Give me six months or so. Give or take.

Doctor Doom · March 19, 2016, 03:58:20 PM

Fuck dying.

Kitsune 狐 · March 19, 2016, 04:05:18 PM

there's flaw to your logic. I lost mine before 20 and yet I'm still a giant nerd and should still kms

Onyx Sentinel · March 19, 2016, 04:19:39 PM

2 years left is decent.

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Dietrich Six · March 19, 2016, 04:25:46 PM

Quote from: Kits on March 19, 2016, 04:05:18 PM

there's flaw to your logic. I lost mine before 20 and yet I'm still a giant nerd and should still kms

I never said losing it before you're twenty made you any less nerdy or deserving of suicide.

Kitsune 狐 · March 19, 2016, 04:29:08 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 04:25:46 PM

Quote from: Kits on March 19, 2016, 04:05:18 PM
there's flaw to your logic. I lost mine before 20 and yet I'm still a giant nerd and should still kms

I never said losing it before you're twenty made you any less nerdy or deserving of suicide.

fair enough.

Dietrich Six · March 19, 2016, 04:33:27 PM

Quote from: Kits on March 19, 2016, 04:29:08 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 04:25:46 PM
Quote from: Kits on March 19, 2016, 04:05:18 PM
there's flaw to your logic. I lost mine before 20 and yet I'm still a giant nerd and should still kms

I never said losing it before you're twenty made you any less nerdy or deserving of suicide.

fair enough.

Ah yes, Cuban b

MyNameIsCharlie · March 19, 2016, 05:21:41 PM

Is this the 1st reminder?

If you don't make this very thread daily, then you are a liar and nothing you say can be trusted

True Turquoise · March 19, 2016, 05:42:37 PM

I'm 18

aREALgod · March 19, 2016, 05:47:01 PM

Quote from: Epsira on March 19, 2016, 10:29:45 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 10:28:42 AM
Quote from: Epsira on March 19, 2016, 10:27:29 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 10:25:38 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on March 19, 2016, 10:21:12 AM
Now I'm just going to live in spite of you.

Every breath you take is an affront to my existence.
And then at that moment Verb started hyperventilating.

Hopefully he passes out and cracks his head on a table corner.
The weird thing is that I've literally done this. I think I passed out from the blood loss.

I doubt it was blood loss, it was likely psychogenic shock

Epsira · March 19, 2016, 05:50:07 PM

Quote from: aSMARTfeminist on March 19, 2016, 05:47:01 PM

Quote from: Epsira on March 19, 2016, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 10:28:42 AM
Quote from: Epsira on March 19, 2016, 10:27:29 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 10:25:38 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on March 19, 2016, 10:21:12 AM
Now I'm just going to live in spite of you.

Every breath you take is an affront to my existence.
And then at that moment Verb started hyperventilating.

Hopefully he passes out and cracks his head on a table corner.
The weird thing is that I've literally done this. I think I passed out from the blood loss.

I doubt it was blood loss, it was likely psychogenic shock

You're probably right. I was really freaked out because at that age I thought by brain was going to leak out.

Batch · March 19, 2016, 06:14:47 PM

I agree.

Epsira · March 19, 2016, 06:16:42 PM

Quote from: Caped Baldy on March 19, 2016, 03:58:20 PM

Fuck dying.

Now this guy gets it.
High five, cool guy.

Dietrich Six · March 19, 2016, 06:27:12 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 19, 2016, 05:21:41 PM

Is this the 1st reminder?

If you don't make this very thread daily, then you are a liar and nothing you say can be trusted

That isn't the first time you've said that. Is this the semiannual reminder?

Dietrich Six · March 19, 2016, 06:27:58 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 19, 2016, 05:42:37 PM

I'm 18

Fuck bitches, get money

Ian · March 19, 2016, 06:44:59 PM

Daily reminder that OP jerks off to loli rape.

True Turquoise · March 19, 2016, 06:45:05 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 06:27:58 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 19, 2016, 05:42:37 PM
I'm 18

Fuck bitches, get money

got one

scared of the other

Dietrich Six · March 19, 2016, 06:47:50 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on March 19, 2016, 06:44:59 PM

Daily reminder that OP jerks off to loli rape.

I'm not Das

Big Boss · March 19, 2016, 06:48:04 PM

Quote from: Kits on March 19, 2016, 04:05:18 PM

there's flaw to your logic. I lost mine before 20 and yet I'm still a giant nerd and should still kms

I'm in the same boat

I hope I don't drift away

Dietrich Six · March 19, 2016, 06:48:28 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 19, 2016, 06:45:05 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 19, 2016, 06:27:58 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 19, 2016, 05:42:37 PM
I'm 18

Fuck bitches, get money
got one

scared of the other

Don't be scared of money