On daytime, proud tall Soviet man is hunter for bear to distribute among village. He travel deep into tundra outside of village finding not bear, but stacks of bodies of unworth capitalist pigs who were either died because they were weak, or killed by KGB for being not true Soviets and they would have make poor examples. Man is rejoice in his pride, but darkness approach, so he walk for four hours to cabin and hotel beside. Man walk in hotel, say to fellow comrade "What is cost for night sleep?" and comrade say back "1000 rubles". Man only had 250 rubles! So, he ask comrade "What should I do, sell legs?" then jokes that he prices like Jew, then resides to cabin beside hotel.
Inside large cabin sit bed. Man Closes door immediate next to bed, then sits down in bed, take off grenades but keeping handmade peoples' AK-47, lying down and faced wall only inch away from foot of bed. To his disgust, on wall many portraits of horrible, ugly people with hideous faces, crooked backs and twisted ankles, giving a unpleasant glare with evil grin at Soviet hunter. People in portraits are much details. Man figure they were crafted by hotel owner to scare rotten capitalist pigs, so he laugh and yells in a loud manner, "I will not succumb to such a scare method!".
Reject is fear, just like true Soviet he is, he watch portraits keeping AK-47 in right hand and vodka in left, waiting in darkness until sunlights. The sun rise six months later, sun shine on cabin, and Soviet hunter realize that portraits we're actually large holes in wall! The ghoulish creatures portrayed in what previous thoughts was portraits was Jews from hotel, preying on him, kept alive only by dream of stealing his rubles! No longer do they smile because their torso's now resemble leg of Serbian woman, much like stovepipe. This is unlike hunter, who's true Soviet abilities has actually made him stronger. Man leaves cabin with grenades and handmade AK-47 and marches for five hours back to tundra village where he tells his story and rejoices with his fellow comrades.
Jews attempt following back to village, but some die in Tundra and the rest are hit by young comrades driving Zastava quicktractor. Such is life for Jew in Russia.

"faen
sjekker aldri KiK"



haha

http://youtu.be/mq-r20mlGes

bicth pls

Just restarted my computer... nothing to paste.

Shitter Status: Clogged

I dont care if she has a dick,.

(sqrt(x+11)-4)/(x-5)

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 22, 2014, 02:56:52 PM

Spoiler

That equation is completely inconclusive.
There is not, on any level, a solution.

Not even for asians.

You're thinking about it wrong.
Graph -7 and 19 as lines with a slope of one.
Dem niggas be parallels.
Dey can never be together.
Liek if u cri evry teim