Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck.

There's little demons and monsters all over the fucking place. They're all carrying sacks and going door to door while walking in groups. I don't know what to do! Gods, is this the end times? God, I hope they don't come to my house. If they do, I'll be ready.

Edit 1:

GOD DAMMIT, ONE GROUP CAME TO MY DOOR YELLING, "TRICK OR TREAT." I GAVE THEM A TREAT ALL RIGHT, 45-70 TO CENTER MASS. THE REST RAN OFF SCREAMING. I guess even demons fear the Govt.

Edit 2:
Police are on their way. I'll have this settled soon. They'll help me clear this shit out. The demon brood mothers are screaming at my door though. I think another 45-70 should clear that up.

Be back soon guys, I have shit to clear up

Bad joke m8

2/8

Bad joke m8

2/8

It isn't a joke bro. The gates of hell hath opened.

lol

Cool, what is with the air force avatar.

Cool, what is with the air force avatar.

I got into a shoot out with the Police and ended up dead. But I had to come back to yell at you.

SON, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO SARGENT MAJOR MIKE VINING IS? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF UNEDUCATED HICK? GO LEARN.