Crazy how Donald Trump is going to be the next U.S president

Jive Turkey · September 18, 2015, 04:28:58 PM

Take over the world while im on my donald trump shit

Dan · September 18, 2015, 04:29:55 PM

He's not, actually.

Jive Turkey · September 18, 2015, 04:35:30 PM

Quote from: Dan on September 18, 2015, 04:29:55 PM

He's not, actually.

Sorry I had to break the news to you

Casper · September 18, 2015, 05:17:57 PM

I don't get why people don't like him, but maybe I don't know enough.

Thun · September 18, 2015, 05:18:16 PM

I honestly don't believe the Republican delegation is retarded enough to nominate him.

Jono · September 18, 2015, 05:21:32 PM

That moment when George W Bush got mentioned by his goofball brother the crowd clapped louder than what any of the other candidates had to say

Assassin 11D7 · September 18, 2015, 05:21:47 PM

Quote from: Casper on September 18, 2015, 05:17:57 PM

I don't get why people don't like him, but maybe I don't know enough.

Because he does his own thing and thinks everyone else can go fuck themselves. You also can be sure that he's not going to be bought out by corporations. The hardline stance on immigration is sure to appeal to a demographic as well.

Casper · September 18, 2015, 05:25:25 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on September 18, 2015, 05:21:47 PM

Quote from: Casper on September 18, 2015, 05:17:57 PM
I don't get why people don't like him, but maybe I don't know enough.
Because he does his own thing and thinks everyone else can go fuck themselves. You also can be sure that he's not going to be bought out by corporations. The hardline stance on immigration is sure to appeal to a demographic as well.

And this is why people don't like him?
He seems alright.

DAS B00T x2 · September 18, 2015, 05:29:08 PM

Quote from: Casper on September 18, 2015, 05:25:25 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on September 18, 2015, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Casper on September 18, 2015, 05:17:57 PM
I don't get why people don't like him, but maybe I don't know enough.
Because he does his own thing and thinks everyone else can go fuck themselves. You also can be sure that he's not going to be bought out by corporations. The hardline stance on immigration is sure to appeal to a demographic as well.
And this is why people don't like him?
He seems alright.

I'd honestly expect more executive orders to come from Trump than did FDR, and people today complain about how many Obama (ranked 16 in the count of order issued, still below good ol' Dubya) pushes out.
Trump is a business leader who can only work under his own rules and is ill fit to lead a government created and structured to distribute power and represent the people.

CK97 · September 18, 2015, 05:30:27 PM

Nexus · September 18, 2015, 05:32:15 PM

I'd vote for Donald Trump, and then move to Canada, and watch for laughs.

Assassin 11D7 · September 18, 2015, 05:33:50 PM

Quote from: Casper on September 18, 2015, 05:25:25 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on September 18, 2015, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Casper on September 18, 2015, 05:17:57 PM
I don't get why people don't like him, but maybe I don't know enough.
Because he does his own thing and thinks everyone else can go fuck themselves. You also can be sure that he's not going to be bought out by corporations. The hardline stance on immigration is sure to appeal to a demographic as well.
And this is why people don't like him?
He seems alright.

Oh, I read that wrong. Thought you were asking why people like him.

The immigration thing is also a reason why some people don't like him, also there's some slander going around about him being a racist, but then again according to the media everything is racist so I never cared to look into that. He also doesn't particularly appeal to college kids, which is what Sanders has been doing with promising them all kinds of goodies. He's a businessman, which for much of the youth and liberals of other ages, automatically means he's from the depths of hell and is responsible for what's wrong in the world because he's rich and doesn't just throw all his money away to the poor.

The self-confidence he gives off either wins people over, or completely turns them off likely thinking that he's the most arrogant bastard alive.

Elai · September 18, 2015, 05:33:54 PM

I'm more interested in whether NDP or the Liberals will get elected in October. We need the money from pot taxation.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · September 18, 2015, 08:54:59 PM

election day is more than a year away, and the first primaries are like 5 months away

...there's a sarcastic, verbatim-like response for this, but I can't think of it

Alternative Facts · September 18, 2015, 09:25:25 PM

Quote from: Casper on September 18, 2015, 05:17:57 PM

I don't get why people don't like him, but maybe I don't know enough.

You don't know enough.

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Assassin 11D7 · September 18, 2015, 09:28:49 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on September 18, 2015, 09:27:24 PM

Quote from: Nexus on September 18, 2015, 05:32:15 PM
I'd vote for Donald Trump, and then move to Canada, and watch for laughs.
And then proceed to die of radiation poisoning, because Donald Trump might just be stupid enough to start a nuclear war.

I don't think Trump is willing to nuke Canada just for its maple syrup and snow.

Alternative Facts · September 18, 2015, 09:29:04 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on September 18, 2015, 09:27:24 PM

Quote from: Nexus on September 18, 2015, 05:32:15 PM
I'd vote for Donald Trump, and then move to Canada, and watch for laughs.
And then proceed to die of radiation poisoning, because Donald Trump might just be stupid enough to start a nuclear war.

To be honest, half of the candidates running as Republicans might be that stupid...

Elai · September 18, 2015, 09:29:13 PM

A kid in my class said to me yesterday

"The world is on the brink of World War III!"

And your solution is to put Trump in charge...? Pretty much the most volatile person ever.

Thun · September 18, 2015, 09:29:17 PM

Quote from: Nexus on September 18, 2015, 05:32:15 PM

I'd vote for Donald Trump, and then move to Canada, and watch for laughs.

Apparently, there's a ton of people saying they'll move to Mexico. They're probably already from there tbh and have no other choice lol

Kiwicake · September 18, 2015, 09:32:16 PM

Can't Stump the Trump

Assassin 11D7 · September 18, 2015, 09:33:26 PM

>The year is 2048
>Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea
>Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base
>One of Trump's advisers entered the war room
>"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive."
>Trump stood up from his solid gold throne
>"Looks like I have to do this myself."
>"Sir?"
>The Trumptator adjusted his tie
>"I need a weapon."

>Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace
>"This shouldn't be long."
>He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute
>Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm
>The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival
>Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace
>The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots

>Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards
>They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle
>"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile
>Trump smirks "I don't think so."
>Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds
>Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket
>"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine
>Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style
>Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator
>"Kim.."
>A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face
>Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked
>"You're fired"

Spoiler

>2079
>The Empire of Trumptopia knows no boundaries
>The Ever-Living Trump controls 95% of Earth's land surface and patrols every sea
>There is still one continent left to conquer
>Australia
>A land of hideous creatures and barbaric practices
>A land that must be cleansed by the light of Trump the Conquerer
>Our Lord sends 3 battalions of the Trumpstapo to dispose of the threat and fire the population
>All 3 units are killed before they make landfall
>Trump the Mighty goes to their last known location to assess what happened
>His solid-gold yacht is immediately swarmed by sharks
>Our Lord's yacht has gold-plated AA Flak cannons
>They cut up all the sharks in a matter of seconds
>Trump and his personal guard, the Trumpen-SS, make their way to Australia
>Along the way they are attacked by more sharks, eels, and local fishermen
>All are annihilated by the yacht's superior weaponry
>Trump the Unstumpable makes landfall off the coast of Western Australia
>He calls in a Holocopter to take him the rest of the way through the Outback to the major cities
>While making their way to Sydney, Our Lord and the Trumpen-SS are jumped (literally) by Komodo Dragons, water buffalo, and Australian badasses
>They shoot them down with golden AK's and continue their approach
>Trump the Unassailable reaches Sydney
>He calls in a Trumpwaffe bomber strike to unleash an initial wave of propaganda
>Immediately 80% of the population falls to their knees in awe before the Trumpinator
>Their leader continues to foolishly strike back
>Trump grabs his signature gold-plated revolver and walks toward the capital building
>"I'll deal with this myself"
>The Australian leader locks himself inside the capital building
>The citizens step aside and bow before the Unstumpable Trump as he passes them
>He orders a team of Mexican peasants to break down the door for him
>The door is taken down in seconds
>Trump immediately deports all the peasants
>He walks into the capital building and finds his target huddled under his desk
>He pulls out his revolver
>"Thought you could stump me, didya?"
>"My Lord, I beg for forgiveness! I'll do anything! I'll help you build your Wall!"
>Trump the Conquerer pulls back the hammer
>"You're fired, mate"

He's got my vote.

XSEAN · September 18, 2015, 09:37:52 PM

I will lose all faith in the american voter if your country elect Donal Trump as president of the United States. We will fuck over our economy

Assassin 11D7 · September 18, 2015, 09:43:22 PM

Quote from: XSEAN on September 18, 2015, 09:37:52 PM

I will lose all faith in the american voter if your country elect Donal Trump as president of the United States. We will fuck over our economy

You have faith in the average American?

Lord Starch · September 18, 2015, 09:43:52 PM

I'm not surprised by anything anymore. Plus I kind of like trump but I don't know if I'll vote for him. I have a lot to think about but I didn't see this coming.

Elai · September 18, 2015, 09:44:12 PM

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/644596115946516480

Elai · September 18, 2015, 09:44:41 PM

Thun · September 18, 2015, 09:44:46 PM

Quote from: Lord Starch on September 18, 2015, 09:43:52 PM

I'm not surprised by anything anymore. Plus I kind of like trump but I don't know if I'll vote for him. I have a lot to think about but I didn't see this coming.

Why do you like him? Cause he shits on people over twitter like a high schooler?

Lord Starch · September 18, 2015, 09:50:05 PM

Quote from: Thunder on September 18, 2015, 09:44:46 PM

Quote from: Lord Starch on September 18, 2015, 09:43:52 PM
I'm not surprised by anything anymore. Plus I kind of like trump but I don't know if I'll vote for him. I have a lot to think about but I didn't see this coming.
Why do you like him? Cause he shits on people over twitter like a high schooler?

Because he's not the same cookie cutter bull shitter politician that will tell us everything we want to hear. He is open and honest, and he could probably fix our economy due to his experience.

Thun · September 18, 2015, 10:45:41 PM

Quote from: Lord Starch on September 18, 2015, 09:50:05 PM

Quote from: Thunder on September 18, 2015, 09:44:46 PM
Quote from: Lord Starch on September 18, 2015, 09:43:52 PM
I'm not surprised by anything anymore. Plus I kind of like trump but I don't know if I'll vote for him. I have a lot to think about but I didn't see this coming.
Why do you like him? Cause he shits on people over twitter like a high schooler?
Because he's not the same cookie cutter bull shitter politician that will tell us everything we want to hear. He is open and honest, and he could probably fix our economy due to his experience.

You'd probably vote for Kanye's black ass in 2020.