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I remember why I rarely leave Serious, now.

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I came in here for some kiddie action.

I leave disappointed, and hungry.

I'm very sorry...

I remember why I rarely leave Serious, now.

You serious-goers need to pull those sticks out of your arses, seriously. Lighten up.

You serious-goers need to pull those sticks out of your arses, seriously. Lighten up.

fuck you i did this here first

fuck you i did this here first

I don't see it being trademarked.

I remember why I rarely leave Serious, now.

You serious-goers need to pull those sticks out of your arses, seriously. Lighten up.

you flood-goers need to find a new idiom
because the stick-up-the-ass one is deader than the dead horse that you keep beating with the stick that's up our ass

frankly, at this point, the stick up my ass is just an inherent, infungible part of my personality

My favorite CP:

I remember why I rarely leave Serious, now.

You serious-goers need to pull those sticks out of your arses, seriously. Lighten up.

you flood-goers need to find a new idiom
because the stick-up-the-ass one is deader than the dead horse that you keep beating with the stick that's up our ass

frankly, at this point, the stick up my ass is just an inherent, infungible part of my personality

Congratulations. Because the internet is serious business, isn't it?

Congratulations. Because the internet is serious business, isn't it?

It goddamn fucking well ought to be.

Congratulations. Because the internet is serious business, isn't it?

It goddamn fucking well should be.

Oh man, this is too funny.

Congratulations. Because the internet is serious business, isn't it?

It goddamn fucking well ought to be.

Not wholly, just partially.

Not wholly, just partially.

No. Wholly.

I really really fucking hate stupid shit that serves no purpose. Jokes are fine... Shitposting is not. Ever.

Not wholly, just partially.

No. Wholly.

I really really fucking hate stupid shit that serves no purpose. Jokes are fine... Shitposting is not. Ever.

This is a joke. Well, intended to be a joke. Until all of you fucks came out of the woodwork.

This is a joke. Well, intended to be a joke. Until all of you fucks came out of the woodwork.

Any thread that contains no content except for a shitty, childish joke is classified as a "shitpost". Arbitrarily by me.

When I say "joke", I'm talking about a post within a thread. Or a thread that contains substantial content with some witty humor therein.

Not wholly, just partially.

No. Wholly.

I really really fucking hate stupid shit that serves no purpose. Jokes are fine... Shitposting is not. Ever.

why are you proud of your stick?

Until all of you fucks came out of the woodwork.

Do I really need to explain that my post was a joke, too?

Do I really need to do that?

This is a joke. Well, intended to be a joke. Until all of you fucks came out of the woodwork.

Any thread that contains no content except for a shitty, childish joke is classified as a "shitpost". Arbitrarily by me.

Well that's pretty fucking stupid.

Well that's pretty fucking stupid. I'm not here to entertain you with your idea of a joke.

You shouldn't be here to entertain period. That's my point. It can certainly be an ulterior motive, but the main function of a forum ought to be... substantive discussion.

Well that's pretty fucking stupid. I'm not here to entertain you with your idea of a joke.

You shouldn't be here to entertain period. That's my point. It can certainly be an ulterior motive, but the main function of a forum ought to be... substantive discussion.

Discussion, yeah, but a bit of lighthearted fun doesn't hurt, does it?

why are you proud of your stick?

Because it prevents me from being entertained by humor fit for small children.

Well... Middle schoolers. Most children probably don't know what porn is. I'd hope.

Discussion, yeah, but a bit of lighthearted fun doesn't hurt, does it?

We don't GET a "bit" of it.

It comprises 90% of The Flood's content.

Like Meta Cognition said, this is why Serious is just the superior board.

why are you proud of your stick?

Because it prevents me from being entertained by humor fit for small children.

Well... Middle schoolers. Most children probably don't know what porn is. I'd hope.

why is your oh-so-sophisticated sense of humor worthy of pride?

what the hell is this thread even about

Discussion, yeah, but a bit of lighthearted fun doesn't hurt, does it?

We don't GET a "bit" of it.

It comprises 90% of The Flood's content.

Like Meta Cognition said, this is why Serious is just the superior board.

Well fuck right off back to the serious board then where you belong.

what the hell is this thread even about

I dunno anymore.

why is your oh-so-sophisticated sense of humor worthy of pride?

Because I'm able to recognize when I'm just wasting time. If I'm gonna waste time, I want to waste it over something that I could possibly achieve some sort of... I don't know, interesting perspectives on. Teach me about this new radical philosophy you learned about in class, or argue with me about why Dark Souls isn't a bad game. Something where I can actually learn something with a modicum of value.

or just make stupid jokes