its because of the dank memes.

let me tell you a story


>be me at work
>in warehouse
>have to get something off top shelf
>obvs need ladder i ain't 8 ft tall
>ladder is all the way on the other side of the warehouse
>walk to it
>lift off the ground and carry it to where i need it
>manager sees me
>"no gats that's against health and safety"
>"oi you big titty milf, how else am i supposed to get it to where i need i"
>"roll it"
>did my manager just ask me to roll that boypussy?


long story short im not invincible and jumping off the top of an 8ft ladder will cause you severe foot pain for the next few day

Quote from: gats on March 29, 2015, 04:50:06 PM

let me tell you a story


>be me at work
>in warehouse
>have to get something off top shelf
>obvs need ladder i ain't 8 ft tall
>ladder is all the way on the other side of the warehouse
>walk to it
>lift off the ground and carry it to where i need it
>manager sees me
>"no gats that's against health and safety"
>"oi you big titty milf, how else am i supposed to get it to where i need i"
>"roll it"
>did my manager just ask me to roll that boypussy?


long story short im not invincible and jumping off the top of an 8ft ladder will cause you severe foot pain for the next few day

Did you fuck her?

nah i wish, but she's a fairly reserved kind of women. not into young guys for fun, she's looking for marriage